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[Arturo]

I destroy your seamen hat... and disappear

[Keen]

I kill you with the power of the Void.

[Arturo]

I cut you roots to the earth

[Keen]

I blast you into the silence of space. "Kamehameha!"

[Hylian]

I go back in time to kill your younger self! MUAHAHAHA!

[Keen]

I go back in time and prevent the creation of life on earth! You were never born! Nor was I.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I go back in time and prevent the creation of life on earth! You were never born! Nor was I.

Seeing as you were never born, you never went back in time to prevent the creation of life on earth. So you were born, allowing me to bludgeon you to death with a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll.

[SL the Pyro]

I call Ganon for help, and he simply crushes you ind his hand.

[Hylian]

Never! I shoot Ganondorf with a Light Arrow in the head. Then I stab you with the BigGoron Sword.

[Keen]

I drop the Big Book of No-No's on you.

[Hylian]

I drop the Big-Book of Nee-Nees on you! HA!

[SL the Pyro]

I beat you up with your Leaf Cello.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I beat you half to death with the Maxim Blade and feed you to the Egg Dragon

[SL the Pyro]

I cook the dragon in a frying pan (It's and EGG dragon, right?), and drown/suffocate (whichever) you with its contents.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

It's not a dragon made of eggs, DL


I use Erim's Spiritual Force to cause your destruction

[SL the Pyro]

I set a Giant Bomb, then go into the Dark World. I then grab you from the Dark World and let the bomb destroy you.

This is actually possible in FSA. In the Tower of Winds Shadow Battle level, you can cause a Giant Bomb to appear in the Light World, then go into the Dark World through a door and grab someone. They get incinerated and can't do a thing about it. A cruel trick, but an effective one.

[Keen]

I poke you with the Master Pin.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I cut you in two with the Master Banana

[SL the Pyro]

I cut you in two with the Master Sword. Wait-- YOW! *The swords shocks him because he is evil; he drops it.*

You guys were just trying to get me to do that, weren't you?

Edited by Dark Link, 14 November 2006 - 08:27 AM.

[Keen]

Maybe. Heh, heh. Dark Link has failed in his objective. I annihiate both him and his target... with the power of the rules.

[SL the Pyro]

I suffocate you with my hat.

[Keen]

I use the

Black Materia

and cast

Meteor

and destroy the world, thereby overkilling you.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I use my Sailor Senshi powers and annihilate you

[Keen]

I use the Choke Force Power to crush your windpipe.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I cast Firebird and roast you alive!!!

[Keen]

I push you off the top of a building. Oh, and I ripped off your wings first.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I push you out underneath Gabe, whereupon you are crushed to death.

[Keen]

I break your computer, so you're as good as dead.

[Hylian]

I cast Meteor Storm and you are crushed my hundreds of asteriods.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I kiss you to death.