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[Keen]

I summon Bahamut to get violent upon thine posterior.

[SL the Pyro]

I throw you into the core of the Moon that Never Sets (see above); you are vaporized.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Ingredients:
4 hobbits
1 ork
7000 chopped red chillies
1 gold inscripted ring
8 sliced green apples
5kg of chocolate
5 dwarfs
8cups of cat litter (for texture)
400 shakes of chilli flakes
1 wizard
50 cups of paprika
3 elves
70 litres of sour cream
5500 chopped green chillies
2 litres of tabasco sauce
30 bottles of chilli sauce
1 weird ugly dude thet eats raw fish
5 giant eagle beaks
3 buckets of molten lava
1 bitten off finger (probably your own)
lotsa water

side dish
2kg fresh dog poo
bucketfull of sprinkles
1kg honey
bread to wrap.

This Recipe can be made outside in a halved water tank on stilts over a fire. First things first, Restrain the Hobbits, Dwarfs, Elves, Wizard, Ugly Dude and Ork. Kill all with weapon of choice, e.g. Glowing sword, Magic Stick etc. and part the meat from bone, cut meat into cubes and add to water in tank.

While waiting for that to boil, head down to the local dog park and wait around for some fresh poo. Collect the required amount. Once this has been retreived add to honey and roll in sprinkles, Wrap in bread and place in freezer.

Once Curry has boiled add chopped chillies (both red and green), sliced apples, Tabassco sauce, chilli sauce, Eagle Beaks, chilli flakes and stir. Let simmer for 8 hours.

After the 8 hours, Add to the mixture the Sour Cream, the Molten Lava, chocolate and Cat Litter (for the crunchy Texture). Let simmer for 1 hour.
When times up stand upon a ladder above the tank and hold out the inscripted ring, this kinda gives you the whole "in the volcano, destroy the ring feel". Throw in the ring and the bittin off finger. Let simmer for 1 more hour.

Remove from heat if desired. Then stab your Dark Link to death with the curry. Finish off by bludgeoning him to death with the dog poo bread.

[SL the Pyro]

(How long did that take you, Wolf? Is that all true stuff {except for my death, of course}, or was that all made up as you went along?)


I use these rusty chainsaws to hack you to bits.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I poison you with a smiley... This one...

(How long did that take you, Wolf? Is that all true stuff {except for my death, of course}, or was that all made up as you went along?)

(I found the curry recipe at Death by Curry, under the Weird section).

[Fara Moon]

I take a bowl of ^ Chile and feed ^ by force and stuff it down ^ pipehole.
Thus choking ^ to death.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I tear off your tail and choke you with it.

[Fara Moon]

I make ^ look at a cute fox picture thus melting ^ heart. For real.




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[SL the Pyro]

I squish you.

(What's with all the ^'s?)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I stab you to death with ^'s.

[SL the Pyro]

I hack you to death with &'s.

[Fara Moon]

I use magic to create copies of myself and kill ^ with light swords.


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[Wolf O'Donnell]

I go fox hunting.

[SL the Pyro]

I go wolf hunting.

[Fara Moon]

I shine a bright light on ^.

Simple.

[Keen]

I pluck your feathers and stab you in vital organs with them.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I run you over with a pickle.

[SL the Pyro]

^
This Fuzzy sucks up your blood (I think that's how it fights) and eats you.

[Keen]

Fuzzies suck hearts. Like this: *Sucks up all your hearts and you die.*

[SL the Pyro]

^ Cuts you down with a chainsaw.

[Fara Moon]

Get ready to rumble!

Bores^to death with videos of how I will later kill^in the kill game.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I purchase a Chocolate Roulette kit. Each chocolate bullet has a praline centre, except one, which has a chilli pepper centre.

We all play it right now. Unfortunately, you choose the one with the chilli pepper in it. Even more unfortunate, is the fact that this particular piece of chocolate is defective. It transforms into an Autobot, thinks you're a Decepticon and kills you.

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 28 November 2006 - 06:30 AM.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I drop an anvil on you.

[Keen]

I stab you with the opposite of your own evil. I stab you with Link.

[Fara Moon]

I run you over with a spaceship.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I run you over with a piece of paper

[SL the Pyro]

I run you over with the an electron (part of an atom).

(Hah! Just you try and go smaller than that.)

Edited by Dark Link, 29 November 2006 - 12:54 PM.

[Keen]

I run you over with a photon.

[Fara Moon]

I run you over with your brain. (Smallest thing I can think of.) Ha!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I blow you up with cheese.