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[Wolf O'Donnell]

You'd be a Communist.

What if you were Vaati?

[SOAP]

I wouldn't be me.

What if Wolf O'Donnel finally admitted he wants me for my sexy latin body.

[Keen]

Then I'd try not to get involved.

What if nosiness were a felony?

[Fara Moon]

I'd be in jail... or dead.


What if candy was outlawed?

[Keen]

Then the Easter Bunny would do hard time.

What if Santa Claus were on trial for murder?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Tingle would replace him.

What if I wasn't confused about SOAP's gender?

[Splash]

Then you'd either be running in the opposite direction or you'd be swooning.

What if laptops were waterproof?

[Keen]

Then a bit of Mountain Dew would never have ruined our DM's night.

What if I were to write a lot of cheesy poetry expressing my feelings?

[Splash]

Then we would all probably read it. LA is full of cheesy people.

What if I had a million dollars?

[Keen]

You'd buy me a green dress. But not a real green dress, that's cruel.

What if this friend of yours spoke only in song quotes?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Somewhere along the line, a group of burly men would beat him to a pulp. I, being his friend, would end up joining him.

What if GIR made SOAP?

[Chiaki]

Then SOAP would have a silly robot for a...creator.

What if bananas and peanut butter never existed?

Edited by LinksLove, 08 April 2007 - 07:23 PM.

[Keen]

Then bread would be useless.

What if toe jam were good for you?

[Chiaki]

Ummm....................they wouldn't hurt so much?

What if my name were Lunch?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Nothing much. I'd eat you either way.

What if everytime you used the letter, E, someone died?

[Chiaki]

W wouldn't us it anymor.

What if w couldn't us vowls anymor?

[Fara Moon]

'd b n jl.

wht f w cln't s cptl lttrs?

[SL the Pyro]

The English language as we know it would be destroyed. (Don't expect me to start abusing the English language, or no one would understand a word I say.)

What if I got my hands on a Giant Bomb cannon?

[Fara Moon]

I thought you already had one.


What if I held a weapon of mass chaos?

[Chiaki]

Then...if you used it, the world would have more chaos than it already has.

What if the real life had N64 graphics?

[SL the Pyro]

Then punches would be hitting people's eyes a lot (I was thinking specifically of Super Mario 64 here).

What if the world was plunged into eternal darkness?

[Fara Moon]

Stores would be flooded with customers buying batteries for their flashlights so they can see.


What if this life wasn't real?

[Keen]

Then it wouldn't matter that it wasn't real.

What if I did this? *Does something.*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then nothing. So there.

What if Twin Peaks was to get a third season?

[Chiaki]

Then it would be Triplet Peaks?

What if Invader Zim really did come to Earth?

[Keen]

Then he'd find about eighty paranoid children stalking him. Much more realistic.

What if your keyboard said, "Ouch"?

[Chiaki]

O__________O

What if the gold Zelda cartriges were actually made of gold?

[Keen]

Then I'd bite my Majora's Mask, just to see what all the fuss is about.

What if you could see ten seconds into the future?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

My deja vu would get worse...

What if George W. Bush quit his job and made a career out of entertaining people?

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 26 April 2007 - 04:55 AM.

[Chiaki]

Who cares about the second part, I'd throw a party if he quit.


What if we were all pixelated?