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[Splash]

Then you would probably break down laughing at it when you finally did.

What if we couldn't show our gender on LA?

[Keen]

Then Gabe, Kitsune, and possibly others would lose their group individuality.

What if you could display your favorite expletive without incurring wrath?

[Splash]

Then, uh... oh, hell, I just do it anyway.

What if seven ate nine?

[Keen]

Then i ate pi.

What if eiei0?

[Splash]

Then e and i = any number and eiei0 = 0.

What if everyone knew how to dance?

[Keen]

Then we could break out into amazing choral numbers whenever, just like in the movies.

What if everybody knew how to fly?

[Splash]

Then I'd be scared of the traffic.

What if people rode on skateboards instead of in cars?

[Keen]

Many moves would be busted on the way to work. And many hips, so many hips.

What if I could not stay awake?

[Splash]

Then you would probably sleep through Wednesday.

What if you can stay awake?

[Keen]

Then physics will be a blast with my focus circuits fried.

[Chiaki]

...and then you may remember to ask a question.


What if Link found a third Clawshot?

[Keen]

Then I don't want to know where he could hold it.

What if there were explosion tags?

[Chiaki]

Then we shouldn't pull them.

What if plugged your iPod into your X-Box 360, and then inserted a Wii disk?

[Keen]

Then I'd have an iPod and an X-Box 360. Hey, thanks.

What if the words couldn't come?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then you'd be mute.

What if I understood all that garbage underneath your avatar?

[Keen]

Then they'd be coming to take you away, haha, hehe, hoho....

What if they came to take you away?

[Chiaki]

...How!!!??? They'ed have to be some really big burly guys...or an industrial crane...I weigh at least as much as a PS3.


What if you turned into a

[Keen]

Then I could fly and people would love me. It'd be sweetness until some expletive popped me.

*What if speaking certain words had the power to alter reality? Like magical incantations and whatnot.*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I'd alter reality, so only my words could alter reality and thus, rule the world... Mwahahahahahahaaa!!!

What if people weren't stupid?

[Keen]

Then, uh, I dunno.

What if people needed a license to raise children?

[Chiaki]

That would solve a few problems...

What if cats ate bird seed?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Birds would suddenly get scared of bird seed and we'd get the funny image of a huge mass of bird seed attacking birds.

What if Link was gay?

[Keen]

You'd never find out.

What if Hyrule was a fully destructible environment?

[Chiaki]

That would be a lot of fun....

What if Link destroyed Hyrule?

[Keen]

Then Ganon could never take over! Link would finally win.

What if Ganondorf never came back?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

The games in which he didn't come back would finally start to form a timeline that makes sense.

What if you were the Triforce?

[Keen]

I'd be all broken up about it.

What if you could either get one dollar or tell a kind of funny joke?

[Ember]

Then decisions in life would be so much easier

What if all of the dollars were jokes?

[Chiaki]

Then we'd be laughing our brains out, and have no money to buy new ones. Either that, or comedians would be the only rich people.

[Keen]

What if apples and oranges were comparable?