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[SL the Pyro]

We'd be fit to be put into a video game.

What if TV died?

[Splash]

Then that classic song would probably change to, "radio killed the video star."

What if history didn't repeat itself?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Suddenly, we'd realise that all the good ideas have been taken. Then, everybody in the world would start using up the bad ideas. Nations would start invading each other with lime gelatine and the United States would attempt to be the first nation to submerge itself under water by using a bucket.

What if your pipe was very small?

[SL the Pyro]

Then I'd find it much harder to breathe.

What if I started singing?

[Keen]

Then I would be very proud of you.

What if [gasping breaths] I am your father?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd have to commit Seppuku



What if we were all characters in a videogame?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I already am. Although, I suppose you'd all be my enemy and that I'd be ridiculously easy to beat.

What if you had unlimited lives?

[Keen]

Life insurance.

What if you had unlimited lives?

[Chiaki]

Erm...then I'd be immortal?

What if everything in the world had stripes?

[SL the Pyro]

Zebra mutiny.

What if a tall building imploded?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Concrete rain



What if a LiquidGolem came to your house?

[SL the Pyro]

I'd use my pyromaniacal tendencies to evaporate it.

What if Internet died?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then we'd all die!




What if Greek mythology was real?

[SL the Pyro]

Then I'd steal fire from Hephaestus (God of Fire, or something like that).

What if it was always nighttime?

Edited by Shadow_Link, 02 May 2007 - 09:02 AM.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then, I'd set out to return the light (like in Dragon Quest 3)

[Keen]

Then what?

What if you could have any job you wanted?

[SL the Pyro]

I'd be a mercenary. (j/k)

What if I got my hands on a neutron bomb missile?

[Chiaki]

We'd all be doomed.

What if all there was to drink were milkshakes?

[Keen]

Yay. Strong bones, strong minds, and strong digestive problems.

What if the oceans were composed of milkshake?

[Chiaki]

That would be fine as long as they weren't salty.


What if they made a Zelda "Got Milk" commercial?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

There'd be a normal version, then there'd be a fangirl version, which would feature yaoi and float around the Internet.

What if was Link's real enemy?

[Stalfos]

Then there would be a lot more .

What if your computer exploded??

[Keen]

Then all my projects and hopes for the future would be destroyed, and I would be very, very sad.

What if you downloaded a bunch of freeware, then forgot where you had saved it?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

The world ends.

What if you had Limited Edition No: 06303 Twilight of Princess poster with a mass-produced Miyamoto signature on it?

[Keen]

Then the mass-produced Miyamotos would combine to become Mechagomoto and tear up downtown Tokyo.

What if he tore up Kyoto instead?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

He would gain the innate mystical powers of Kyoto and become powerful enough to tear apart Nintendo's enemies.

What if Nintendo ruled the world?

[SL the Pyro]

We'd do nothing but play video games (even I'd get bored at that rate).

What if this thread died?

[Keen]

It would take us down with it.

What if you were buried in obscurity?

[Chiaki]

Then I wouldn't be buried in dirt?

What if the day that Zelda came out was an international holiday?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Zelda fans would die from oversquee

What if Doom was actually cute and fluffy?