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[SOAP]

Then it'd be like this:



What if Puerto Ricans ruled the world?

Edited by SOAP, 08 May 2007 - 05:42 AM.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

We already are. What? You didn't know the Queen of England is secretly a Puerto Rican undercover agent?

What if you were the Queen of England?

[Stalfos]

Then I'd have to live in England. Which I don't. Dang it.

What if you were blue?

[SOAP]

I'll be sad because blue skin will definitely lower my chances of getting any hot guys.

What if all the gay people in the world decided to be straight nad all the straight people decided to be gay for like one day?

[Keen]

They could try, but only a few would actually be able to switch.

What if you could switch people's sexual orientations at will?

[SOAP]

Ha ha ha. I don't think you want to know....

What if you you trace every popular song really was originally written by Bob Dylan?

[Keen]

No one would believe me....

What if I searched for all my old posts and couldn't resist the nostalgia?

[Chiaki]

Then.....that would be your problem.


What if life was one big mystery novel?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then it would be you, in the dining room with the candlestick.

What if you were an action movie?

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 09 May 2007 - 05:10 AM.

[SOAP]

I would be the guys who gets the girl in the end. Which would suck.

What if I knew what the hell I was trying to ask in my last post? X_X

Edited by SOAP, 09 May 2007 - 07:13 AM.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then you'd be all knowing or something.

What if you were a romance novel?

[Ransom]

I would sell maybe two copies while my author keeps whoring out more...


What if you were me?

Then it would be you, in the dining room with the candlestick.

best reply ever.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I'd be able to kill gazelle with my mouth.

What if you were Link?

[Chiaki]

Then I'd be in love with myself. Odd.

What if I went and finished my dinner now?

[Stalfos]

Then you'd be full.

What if someone actually read my personal statement -- and understood what it implied?

[Chiaki]

Then they would know that you had a lot of LA friends?


What if creme eggs came in computer flavor?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Robots would find them offensive, unless they're cannibal robots...

What if Bagels were evil?

[Keen]

Then persons of Hebrew descent would be doing the world an even greater service.

What if your Internet connection simply died?

...

[Stalfos]

Then they would know that you had a lot of LA friends?

I'm talking about the fact that you and LoD are the only ones who have added me to their friends.

Then I would die along with it!

What if you suddenly could not post on LA?

Edited by armed_stalfos, 11 May 2007 - 12:07 PM.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then you would never know what I thought about your avatar.

What if you knew what I thought about your avatar?

[Stalfos]

Then I would be one of two things: very happy or very sad.

What if I was very sad?

[Chiaki]

Then I would try to cheer you up by sending you funny links.


What if no one had a sense of humor?

[Stalfos]

What's that?

What if I had no one on my friends list?

[Chiaki]

Then you'd be lonely.


What if all there was to eat was pie?

[Stalfos]

There wouldn't be a house large enough to hold me.

What if you lost your keyboard?

[Mystic Kitsune]

That would mean I lost my computer. So you would never know o.o

What if fi tahw?

[Ninjagal]

Huh?

What if you can see the future?

Edited by Ninjagal, 13 May 2007 - 11:33 AM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

I would try to avert my death and die in the process.

What if I came over?

[Keen]

We could have a good old time watching random anime and doing more general nerd things.

What if I showed up on your doorstep in the middle of a thunderous tempest, and I asked you for shelter?

[Mystic Kitsune]

I'd do bad things to you in the middle of the night. Whether it be murder or whatever. Not the other thing, mind you.

What if I murdered you in the middle of the night when seeking shelter?