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[Mystic Kitsune]

You won't be able to talk for him for days.

What if I didn't flip today?

[Chiaki]

Then you wouldn't have the risk of it going wrong and breaking your neck XD


What if I was actually from Hyrule?

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Then you'd meet whatever that is in your sig.

What if I really was CJS

[Fara Moon]

You'd hear me say,"Can I have your autograph?"

What if he was?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then he wouldn't waste his time on the forum.

What if he wasn't?

[Keen]

Then you wouldn't have done that one thing....

What if the world was watching?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then I'd kill them all.

What if I killed them all?

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

then martians would kill you.

what if I flunked math?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then you have no right to speak to me.

What if hypothetical questions never existed?

[Keen]

Then I would have nothing further to say, your honor.

What if I knew your secret?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then we'd make love. o.o

...maybe.

What if I did?

[Chiaki]

O_O GYARAAAAARGARGRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Then the world would implode.

What if your face imploded?

[Keen]

Then things would actually start to get awkward.

What if your hands imploded as you typed?

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Then I'd go to the hospital

What if your body imploded while you typed?

[Keen]

The

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Well that's the end of that story.

[Chiaki]

Indeed.


What if I made an apple crisp big enough to feed everyone?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Well, good for them.

What if it went rotten?

[Chiaki]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!




What if I cried enough to fill the oceans?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

We'd drown.

What if paper eaters quiver?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then quivers paper eat.

What if we spoke backward?

[Keen]

Then we'd also type it more often.

What if everyone were as intelligent as you?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Everyone would understand what is meant by a scientific theory.

What if if you can understand 15 Across?

[Mystic Kitsune]

No idea. Irony.

What if General Tao existed?

[Keen]

He would be the world's premier chicken slayer. After you, of course.

What if you had a pet chicken?

[Stalfos]

I'd have to keep it away from Kitsune AT ALL COSTS.

What if there was no edit button?

Edited by armed_stalfos, 22 May 2007 - 03:32 PM.

[Chiaki]

^ Then thwere'd be a lot more typos thatn normal.


What if we spoke in typos?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then proper sentences would be typos.

What if we all saw in shades of pink?

[Keen]

We do.

What if pennies grew on trees?

[Mystic Kitsune]

We would have no more trees.

What if stuffs was actually canned tuna?