1412 replies to this topic

[Keen]

Then you'd wait.

What if Frank N. Furter?

[SL the Pyro]

I'd eat it.

What if I said "GO@#$%N SNAKES APPEAR ON A GO@#$%N PLANE! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOT@#$%^&*ING SNAKES ON THIS GO@#$%N PLANE!"

[Chiaki]

Then a plane full of snakes would crash into you.

What if cookies were really pie?

[Keen]

Then they'd be better. Find the ambiguity.

What if I made cookie pie?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I'd steal the recipe and make millions of it.

What if your computer suddenly showed you a scene of a monkey eating a bug?

[Keen]

I'd take it as a sign and start a pro-bug/anti-monkey movement.

What if you believed that?

[SL the Pyro]

Then I really would be insane.

What if I said "MAN TORPEDO!"?

[Splash]

Then I would say "WOMAN MISSLE!"

What if I made SL's target list?

[SL the Pyro]

Then you should be worried. Very worried indeed.

What if I started breaking random pots and buttons with skull pictures on them?

[Splash]

Then I would probably call the mental hospital on you.

What if I the little man in my avatar wasn't on fire?

[SL the Pyro]

Then I would have a lot less comments for him in the avatar thread.

What if I jumped into a bottomless pit?

[Keen]

Then you would never read this.

What if all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops?

[SL the Pyro]

Then people would die of sugar overdoses.

What if I shut up?

[Keen]

Then people wouldn't get hurt anymore.

What if everybody was invincible?

[Ribbon]

We'd all die.

What if your parents changed your name to "Idiot of the year"?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

That would destroy the natural order of the world. As a result, the Universe would end.

What if Link starred in an X-rated BL game?

[Keen]

What's that?

What if I knew what that was?

[Splash]

Then you would've given an appropriate answer.

What if squirrels were carnivores?

[Keen]

All Hell would break loose upon this rural campus....

What if the events of the South Park movie came to pass in reality?

[Splash]

Then I'm glad I'm not... no, wait. Uh...
Then I'm... jeez, is there any unoffensive answer to this?!
Ah!
Then I'm glad I don't live in the North.

What if anime was Canadian? XD

[Keen]

Then it would be in either English or French and nobody likes that, eh.

What if I ended every sentence with eh, eh?

[Splash]

Then I would hurt you.

What if Toran had 0 nerd points?

[SL the Pyro]

Then we'd hear far less of his witty banter, and life just wouldn't be the same.

What if LT changed his DormWarStatus from Victorious to Defeated? (Which he SHOULD be doing...)

(Crap, I have to take LT off my list now.)

[Dustan]

Edit: whoops didn't reply fast enough

Edited by Dustan, 06 March 2007 - 10:32 AM.

[SL the Pyro]

Give us a "what if...?" question next time, please. (And hello.)

I'll say it again: what if LT changed his DormWarStatus from Victorious to Defeated? (Which he SHOULD be doing...)

[Splash]

Then he would probably lose his manhood.

What if Dreamcasts went back into production?

[SL the Pyro]

I'd buy one for the sole purpose of playing the Sonic games.

What if... snakes.

[Splash]

AHHH! A SNAKE! A SNAKE! OOOHH, IT'S A SNAAAAKE.

What if badgers, badgers, badgers?

[Keen]

Then Santa Santa Santa.

What if Mushroom! Mushroom!?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then you have access to the Mushroom kingdom.

What if you looked girlier than me? o.o