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[Mystic Kitsune]

I'd be happy! Even if Im not American.

What if a world famed politician gets killed by an oncoming egg?

[Keen]

Then it serves him right.

What if I'd made the highly politically charged comment I had intended to make?

[Mystic Kitsune]

I wouldn't like it...Im a pro government person

What if Quistis quit her job? >.>

[Keen]

Then she could spend more time on LA and defeat SL's post rate.

What if you could only make ten posts a day?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Thats alright, my average is 8 per day anyway. ...sometimes I do 30 though...

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What if Exams ceased to exist?

[Keen]

I would be a sad panda.

What if LA converged with its evil twin from a parallel universe?

[Mystic Kitsune]

I wouldn't care.

What if I keep saying I wouldnt care?

[Keen]

Then, snore.

What if the power of rice compelled you?

[Mystic Kitsune]

It does o.o

What if you ate with chopsticks?

[Keen]

Then I'd be able to keep my fingers clean.

What if you could absorb food through your skin?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Thatd be boring.

What if the rest of the world was hopelessly blinded by fear?

[Keen]

They are, as are we.

What if religion were illegal?

[Mystic Kitsune]

There'd be a rebellion.

What if you found a chocolate bunny on your doorstep?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You'd realise it was a sure sign of... the Apocalypse! Next thing you know, all the famous Nursery Rhyming figures will be murdered, left, right and centre. It will be pandemonium! PANDEMONIUUUUUUUUMMMM!!!

What if you knew what I was referring to?

[SL the Pyro]

Then I would dub you irreconcilably(sp?) insane.

What if we found the exact opposite of a bottomless pit? (by that I mean an endless tower that we keep flying upwards in)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then all our housing problems would be solved!

What if Link was Hitler?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then you wouldn't have Gorons in Hyrule town.

What if Ganondorf was the true hero?

[Keen]

Then it would be Wind Waker.

What if Ganondorf were the playable character in the game?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then I'd never play as Link again.

What if the bad guys won?

[Keen]

Then there couldn't really be a sequel.

What if there were no sequels?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then most movies would be better off.

What if the rest of the world was hopelessly drowning in pain?

[Keen]

Then there would be reason to worry about it since it's hopeless, and we couldn't help them.

What if scientists harnessed the essence of good and evil?

[Mystic Kitsune]

They would have to control points of view, first.

What if you kept getting colder and colder by the minute?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I'd become an Evil Ice Demon that plunges the world into an eternal deep freeze. On the plus side, it will be nice and pretty.

What if Gotham City didn't make so many people go insane?

[Keen]

Then no one would care about Batman, fighting the occasional injustice. -"Hey you! You're over-drawn!" Nana nana nana nana, nana nana nana nana, BATMAN!-

What if there were some weird Family Guy/Odd Parents crossover starring Adam West?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then his name would probably be Albert East.

What if jokes never existed?

[Keen]

Then people would get offended for no reason.

What if offense never existed?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then there would be no defense.

What if I married you? o.o

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I'd probably have to move to... wherever the Heck it is you live.

What if, by accident, someone forgot to add the word, not, in the Commandment, "Thou shalt not bear false witness" in the earliest copies of the Bibles... and nobody noticed?

[Mystic Kitsune]

I wouldn't care. Either would they if they didn't notice.

What if people keep peaking over your shoulder at private info on the com screen?