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[Wolf O'Donnell]

I possibly wouldn't exist. There's too many greats in that title.

What if somebody set us up the bomb?

[Keen]

Then we would be able to use it.

What if someone fell out of the sky over your house?

[Fara Moon]

There would be a bad reference to Medieval Spongebob.

What if villains and heroes could be plucked from one timeline and placed in another?

[Keen]

I'd do that for fun.

What if you downloaded PONG for Firefox?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

My computer would be batted back and forth.

What if Americans finally decided to use the metric system?

[Keen]

"Ooooooooooooooh.... Da brian is ouchies!"

What if Americans really spoke like that?

[Mystic Kitsune]

I wouldn't care.

What if grease didnt exist?

[Keen]

Then you wouldn't have asked if it didn't exist.

What if the implications were staggering?

[SL the Pyro]

Then we'd have seizures a lot more often.

What if villains and heroes could be plucked from one timeline and placed in another?

We already have that. It's a board game called "Heroscape."

What if everyone here played Tactics Arena Online?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

What? You mean, James Bond Jr.?
Then he'd be... I dunno... turned into a chicken? (What? It was better than admitting I had no idea who they were)

1) Bao is a girl

2) Demitri is a Capcom character

3) LOOK 'EM UP!!!!



Then there'll be no one on LA


What if I built sexy female robots?

[SL the Pyro]

Bomberman would be in heaven. (Yeah, that just popped into my head for some reason.)

What if Internet, TV, and Radio died?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd kill myself




What if it was really "Hell on Earth"?

[SL the Pyro]

Then we'd see a lot more of the Four Horsemen.

What if we all fell down a bottomless pit?

[Keen]

It would be fun to be in there together. Just like flying, but without the meals.

What if it were a bottomless pit that served regular meals?

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[Mystic Kitsune]

We'd have to regulate our speed to eat the food.

What if the bottomless pit actually had a bottom?

[Keen]

Then we'd find out, of course.

What if there were an infinitely large plane with charge density q?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then there'd be no fuel left in the entire world, as it would all be guzzled up by the plane.

What if there was no fuel left in the entire world?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Meh, we'd come to a sudden halt. Literally.

What if we live past 2100?

[Keen]

Then we'll have invented a slower way to kill ourselves.

What if a human could never live more than thirty-two years?

[Fara Moon]

Kids would be in high school,
teenagers would be more likely to have kids,
and a 20/32 year olds would be the elders.

What if life on earth was just a dream and when you die you just wake up into a new world? (like your dream world)

[Ribbon]

I'd dream in dreams while dreaming of dreaming a lot

What if suddenly everyone grew eight inches of hair out of their ears?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Barbers will be making big money.

What if my hair reached the ground? o.o

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You'd be Cousin It.

What if houses were made of gingerbread?

[Hylian]

Then I'd be homeless.

What if there were no public schools and people were home-schooled?

[Keen]

Then parents would have to be a heck-of-a-lot-smarter-so-we-wouldn't-be-screwed. Wait... we're already screwed. Crud.

What if there were one supreme ruler of all humankind?

[Mystic Kitsune]

It'd be better than the world we have today.

What if we were in a Utopia?

[Hylian]

Then the world would be happy!

What if the Iraq conflict turned into World War III?

[Keen]

Then the time of my coming would be nigh.

What if you thought I was being serious?

[Mystic Kitsune]

V for Vendetta.

What if the tropps really do come home?

[Keen]

Then they'll all get a giant party with lots of balloons and booze and heavy artillery.

What if that actually happened?