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[SL the Pyro]

They wouldn't know what to do as they wouldn't know your gender.

What if I ate a bomb?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then Id steal your wife after the funeral.

What if fi tahw?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd break the mirror



What if I was in Darkstalkers?

[Mystic Kitsune]

If I knew what that was, I could comment.

What if my name turned out to be Teh Enustik?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd have to hurt you


What if I understood leet?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then you would make no sense to me.

What if I had a turtle for an eraser?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then there'd be a lot of mistakes with genetics


What if I turned myself into a winged cattaur?

[Splash]

Then I would buy a really sturdy umbrella.

What if James Bond was made into a kid's show?

Edited by Splash, 19 January 2007 - 01:16 PM.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then we'd have to kill ourselves



What if I was related to Twinrova?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then youd be related to Ganon.

What if Tingle was your grandpa?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd kill myself



What if Link was your cousin?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then hed be related to a Kitsune.

...

What if Link was a kitsune?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then he'd look cooler when I make him a girl




What if I sing something Metal?

[Mystic Kitsune]

I couldn't imagine.

What if news was out to the whole world that this was the fault of the Pharmasutical Enterprise Umbrella?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd get my shotgun and magnum




What if a zombie complained about being insulted?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Id blow it's head off.

What if Mario ended up having to disown Luigi?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then there'd be a true sequel to MarioRPG



What if there was a sequel to Mario is Missing?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then Luigi would take the game genre and use its weapon (RPG)

What if I grew a fox tail?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd hug it for hours~!!



What if I grew a cat tail?

Edited by Gabe Puratekuta, 19 January 2007 - 02:51 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

You'd be one step closer to being a kitsune.

What if everyone was a kitsune?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Cat tails arent that huggable...unless theyre fluffy

What if I pulled on it?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then one of two things might happen: I'd hit you or I'd get aroused




What if I had some candy right now

[SL the Pyro]

It'd be in your mouth a second later.

What if I had Lindor chocolates?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd knock you out and steal 'em! [j/k]

I'd ask for some




What if my T-gun had inanimate objects programmed into it?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then it wouldn't effect me.

What if DL became an inanimate object?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then he'd explode




What if the SNK character Bao was cursed by Demitri?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

What if James Bond was made into a kid's show?

What? You mean, James Bond Jr.?

What if the SNK character Bao was cursed by Demitri?

Then he'd be... I dunno... turned into a chicken? (What? It was better than admitting I had no idea who they were)

What if Nintendo created a Legend of Zelda spin-off game?

[SOAP]

It wouldf be called Tingle's Rose-Colored Rupee Land. Or something like that.

What if I was straight?

[Fara Moon]

I'd would finally get you gender right.

(Didn't it say you were a girl.)

What if time could be tweaked?

[Keen]

It can.

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