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[SL the Pyro]

I'd poke their eyes out.

What if Kefka appeared in here?

[Mystic Kitsune]

No one would care.

What if I could be happy for once?

[SL the Pyro]

I wouldn't have to fear your sword (not like I do, it'll just pass through me).

What if I took crazy pills?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then you'd do some exotic/pole dancing. o.o

What if you found out you did?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd punch their lights out




What if I was gone for another week?

[Paladin Anthony]

You'd be missed.

What if beer actually tasted good?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then all is lost!!!!



What if iced coffee tasted better?

[SL the Pyro]

Then everyone would be a lot more hyperactive.

What if I carried/used a pistol like the ones they use in Pirates of the Carribean?

[Hylian]

Then you'd need to reload every shot.

What if I went one better and carried/used an M16 rifle?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Cops would rush towards you, cuff you and arrest you. You'd then be sent to Guantanmo Bay.

What if Tales of the Abyss was available on all consoles and even the PC?

[d4rkdragon]

Then the company would become loaded 'cause of the money they got from rabid fans who bought every single game for every single console. Yes, including the NES. Then after that, they would need every single console to play every single game and all the gaming companies would be filthy rich.

What if Nintendo stopped producing Zelda games? =/ Don't know what else to ask.

[Keen]

Then fans would protest and cities all across the world would burn. London, Paris, Salt Lake City, and countless others, all gone to ashes.

What if the World were to end during your classes?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Well, I remember once that I was in classes when the Times printed some article about how Saddam could fire missiles at us in 43 minutes or something like that. Somehow, word got around school that Saddam had fired missiles and everyone was joking about how the world would end and all that... The guy sitting next to me would keep making BOOM noises every now and then. So, I guess it would be pretty much like the last time, except, for real.

What if the British Government was in charge of the End of the World?

[Hylian]

Then I would say that is true. Who watched V for Vendetta?

What if the earth got so close to the sun that it burned up, therefor annihilating all life on the planet?

[d4rkdragon]

Then I wouldn't be here to make this post. TIME PARADOX

What if no one replies to my what if? =/

Edited by d4rkdragon, 02 February 2007 - 05:55 PM.

[Keen]

Then not this.

What if pie!=love?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I wouldn't be able to love another bite.

What if Microsoft started up a very successful robotics division?

[Keen]

They'd call it Cyberdine.

What if Cyberdine and Skynet hooked up?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Technically, it's Cyberdyne with a Y, but if they hooked up... Urgh... suddenly there'd be a new religion with Bill Gates as the robot god or something like that.

What if Bill Gates was God?

[Keen]

Then Windows would run better.

What if Apple were Lemon?

[Fara Moon]

Then Apples would be sour and Lemons would be sweet.


What if the meaning of life was 48?

[Hylian]

Then I would say that you're not crazy 'cause I think life is eagles dipped in marinara sauce with lemonaide.

What if I bought an Xbox?

[Fara Moon]

You would get to play fun games?

What if time was nothing?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I'd start wasting your nothing.

What if all rumours were true?

[Keen]

I start a rumor about my growing supernatural powers and pending vie for world domination.

What if grass screamed when you hurt it?

[SL the Pyro]

The world would be in constant agony.

What if the world screamed in constant agony?

[Keen]

Humans would have lost the ability to hear that particular sound.

What if the world suddenly started to scream in agony?

[SL the Pyro]

Then we'd all be deaf.

What if... snakes.

[Keen]

Then plane.

What if fried snakes?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Big Boss would hate it.

What if...ellipsis?