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[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then you wouldn't be able to get tasty subway trains on demand.

What if I said I loved you?

[Hylian]

I'd go "eww, I'm not like that!"

What if watching Drawn Together made you gay?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then I would wonder what difference was made.

What if Natalie Portman died?

[Keen]

It would be easier to get her to Khuffie.

What if you were wanted dead or alive?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I'd rob a bank and get plastic surgery. I don't like the way I look anyway.

What if you said you were going to kill President Bush on these forums? ¬_¬

[SL the Pyro]

Then he would hunt me down with the Secret Service.

What if Bush wanted you dead, but you controlled the secret service?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then I'd tell them to smack Bushie over the head for trying to kill me. XP

What if Legends Alliance died and never came back?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Someone will resurrect it. Unfortunately, it will be all rotting and like a zombie and it'd start eating other forums, infecting them... Pretty soon, the entire Internet would be awash with EVIL ZOMBIE FORUMS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

What if I were to take a chill pill?

[Chiaki]

You might freeze to death?

What if the only resturaunt that existed was McDonalds?

[Keen]

Then I would seldom eat out.

What if that Chinese-food restaurant suddenly transformed into a McDonalds in under three seconds?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then some Chinese people would get very fat.

What if a successful, well-made, and well-dubbed Mario animé would come into existance?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I would personally see to it that the world will end.

What if Khuffie doesn't get Natalie Portman in his lifetime?

[Chiaki]

He will forever live in complete lonelyness.
That, or he'd find someone else.

What if I actually got a boyfriend?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

The boyfriend will turn out to have once been, in a former hour, a girl.

What if the Worldwide Web was actually a gigantic spider's web?

[Chiaki]

Then I would have never gone near it, and would not be here today.



What if Metroids came to Earth?

[SL the Pyro]

Then Samus would, too. I just hope she doesn't blow up my house.

What if All sorts of Kirby monsters came to Earth? (Like, ahem, the one in my sig.)

[Chiaki]

^ The world would become chaotic cuteness, until Kirby wakes up from his nap and comes to eat the monsters.

What if Kirby stole your lunchbox?

[Hana-Nezumi]

I would gladly let him take it, and ask him if he would like to go on a picnic if I bought myself another one. ^.^

What if the world was flat?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then it would eventually end up as a sphere, as gravity tends to do that to massive amount of dirt in space.

What if we had a huge LA meet-up of sorts near your living area?

[Keen]

I'd try to go. I've never met any of you. And now that I'm in Indiana, some of you go to Ohio. It's like you're avoiding me or something. Well, at least you aren't all out to get me.

What if you had a roommate who was thirty years older than yourself?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Those would be my parents... Of course, they're not so much roommates, more owners of the house.

What if you realised that my reply was actually sane?

[Keen]

Then I would hold you accountable for that post since insanity and sanity are just legal terms defining one's accountability for one's own actions.

What if you could use the Internet on all your tests in school and college?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then I would rejoice since the teacher would have no way of knowing that I was looking up the answers.

What if it was revealed that Washington was six foot seven and made of radiation?

[SL the Pyro]

I'm going to assume you mean George Washington. I'd bet people would hunt his relatives, test them for the same thing, and kill them if they were like that so that they wouldn't endanger anyone.

What if I starting (or stopped, if my last reply did) making sense?

[Chiaki]

Then maybe I would understand your last post!


What if real hedgehogs were blue?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

They'd have been more visible to their predators and all hunted to extinction a long time ago. We wouldn't have had Sonic the Hedgehog as a game, because Hedgehogs wouldn't have existed. Yuji Naka would have probably gone along with his original idea of a bunny.

What if Yuji Naka made Sonic the Bunny instead of Sonic the Hedgehog?

[SL the Pyro]

Then methinks no one would play it, calling it a gay game.

What if bunnies were objects of gay-ness?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then the Playboy logo would be a hunk of Swiss cheese.

What if the Nintendo Revolution had actually been a plan for world domination instead of a games console?

[Arturo]

We would live under the sweet dictatorship of Zelda. And we would become part of the world's highest élite. Bwahahahahah

What if I governed the world?

[SL the Pyro]

Then society would break down and the economy would crumble faster than I punch. And I can punch fast.

What if society broke down and the economy crumbled?