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[SL the Pyro]

Then he probably wouldn't care. He's not in FF.

What if I took out a picture from my sig?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

It'd probably be less confusing.

What if your Government made videogames illegal?

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 31 October 2006 - 09:20 AM.

[SL the Pyro]

Then we'd all be criminals.

What if I started bashing people's heads in with a sledgehammer?

[Keen]

Then only you would become a criminal. Well, except for all the "j"-walking....

What if you could stop a car that's going 60 mph with your bare hands and without taking even a scratch?

[Chiaki]

Then I'd be Super Girl/Wolf/Fox anthro thingy. XD



What if you could give stuff to people when you IM them by shoving it into the disk drive?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then shipping companies would need to either radically change or fail.

What if Halloween truly was an evil day when evil spirits roamed the land?

[Keen]

Isn't it and don't they? Then, how do you explain... this? doiS M<w03cjo# U*O#oamNALl2wualarkaskb!1loj2ojO #JH9 h39# 4P SA<>S:> WjEj;rjl h4hih,x?LCkcHlmC,clcwL:c,;

What if somebody explained that?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then your brain would implode.

What if the United States of America, was actually the United States of Mexico?

[Chiaki]

Then the US would just be America. And I might be able to speak Spanish.



What if someone cured allergies?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I would marry them and have their babies.

What if all babies were actually jelly babies?

[SL the Pyro]

Then everyone would put them on toast and eat them.

What if Halloween truly was an evil day when evil spirits roamed the land?

If only that were true, 14...

What if I lived with evil spirits in my mind and soul?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then everyone would put them on toast and eat them.

I meant jelly babies as in the sweets/candy...
http://en.wikipedia....ki/Jelly_Babies

But your answer is still good.

What if I lived with evil spirits in my mind and soul?

We'd finally have an excuse to lock you up.

What if this game never existed?

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 02 November 2006 - 11:22 AM.

[Chiaki]

Then I wouldn't have to hurt my brain trying to come up with more "what if" questions.


What if a computer mouse was called a hedgehog?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Instead of buttons, it'll have joysticks all over the place, sticking out like the spines of a hedgehog. It'd have one to move the mouse pointer up-down, another to move it left-right, and another two acting as levers. You pull one up, that's left-click. You pull another, that's right-click. To operate it, you'd need two hands.

What if George W. Bush were to announce a War on Ice Cream tomorrow?

[SL the Pyro]

Then I would assassinate Bush because I like ice cream (especially butterscotch).

What if I dropped Michael Moore on top of you?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd kill you


What if a portal to parallel realities opened up in you pillow?

[Keen]

I'd wait for an alternate reality where the world is made of precious gems. Then I'd strike it rich, of course. Then I'd buy a bigger portal.

What if you had a bigger portal to alternate realities?

Edited by Lord Toran, 03 November 2006 - 02:28 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

Then I'd bring a t-rex through it and have it eat everything.

What if I got eaten by a dinosaur?

[Hylian]

We'd all miss you 'cause you're cool!

What if I went away for awhile and never came back?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

We'd notice, but we wouldn't know why you never came back.

What if every wish you made came true, but at the expense of robbing you of one of your possessions every time you made a wish?

[Keen]

I'd buy a lot of thumb tacks. Hate those things.

What if you had a lot of thumb tacks, say 56 000 000?

[The Kremling]

I'd know I'd have too many thumbtacks.

What if I can't think of anything to ask?

[Chiaki]

Then this thread would die.


What if I won $1,000,000,000?

[Hylian]

I'd hold out my hand and ask for $2,000 so I can buy airsoft guns.

What if a hurricane hit the west coast?

[SL the Pyro]

I think we all know that answer to that; it's happened several times already.

What if I threw a jar of hellfire at you?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You'd knock me unconscious, as the jar is so sturdy, it doesn't break.

What if chocolate TV adverts were fully interactive?

[Chiaki]

Then I would no longer have a tv, and instead would have a very unhappy tummy.




What if computers were edible and tasted like fruit?

[Keen]

I'd spray mine with all manner of poisons to keep off potential thieves.

What if everybody spoke Klingon?

[Hylian]

Then I'd have to learn Klingon really quick. Kaplah!

What if everybody spoke English?

[SL the Pyro]

Then we'd all be a lot easier to understand.

What if everyone talked like drunken hics from the 70's?