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[SL the Pyro]

Then I wouldn't have my school's fast internet.

What if a Giant Bomb fell on you?

[Keen]

I would consume its mana to add its power to my own, of course.

What if I consumed half your mana?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I'd squeeze you for your juicy mana and drink it back.

What if mana came in a liquid form and was readily available at your local supermarket?

[Keen]

I'd have two favorite beverages. (Milk.)

What if every glass of milk one drinks gave one temporary magical powers?

[Hylian]

(You mean like in OoT and MM?) Then I'd drink milk more often.

What if we had hearts for life force and had to collect heart containers?

[Chiaki]

Then I'd probably be too lazy to search for them, not that I'd really need to, since I don't fight.



What if everyone was too lazy to do anything except order pizza?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

We wouldn't get any pizza, as nobody would be there to deliver it.

What if I reused one of my what if questions?

[Chiaki]

Then you might get a different answer, either that, or the entire thread starting from that question would be repeated, and the repeated question would be repeated, thus continuing the repitition until either we get bored, or until it becomes so ridiculous that the thread is closed.


What if pie?

[Keen]

Then yum.

What if everyone were blind?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then we'd eventually evolve into a bat-like race.

What if we had wings?

[SL the Pyro]

Then the legends of angels wouldn't exists, as everyone would be angels. Perhaps the word itself wouldn't even exist...

(You mean like in OoT and MM?) Then I'd drink milk more often.

That's just MM; the milk doesn't replenish magic in OoT.

What if there were a war in our world between angels and demons?

[Chiaki]

We'd kinda be sandwiched on the middle, between white bread and burned toast.


What if we all spoke L337?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

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What if everything you said would come true?

[Fara Moon]

Then We would all have fun school,
No homework,
Everyone would have wings,
I'd really be a fairy,
I would be able to transform,
Zelda would be in my class,
Link and Zelda would be living here,
and I would be able to beat Dark Link in every game.

What if everyone were fairies?

[SL the Pyro]

Then I'd probably be sick.

...and I would be able to beat Dark Link in every game.

You mean there's a game where you can't beat Dark Link? Mwahahah! I am invincible!

What if I were invincible?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

In order to get rid of you, we'd have to send you into the sun.

What if eyes were made out of saltwater taffy?

[SL the Pyro]

Then we'd all be blind from chewing our eyes.

What if our bodies were made of play-doh?

[Fara Moon]

What if our bodies were made of play-doh?

Then I would mold you into a cat,
or you would tear my wings off.

What if Dark Link married Dark Zelda from the cartoons?

[Chiaki]

Ummmm...........they might have dark kids together! XD

What if Link went corrupt, and became evil?

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What if everything you said would come true?

...Is it a bad thing that I understood that? XP

[Wolf O'Donnell]

What if Link went corrupt, and became evil?

We'd suddenly be seeing a lot more Link fans.

What if were actually ?

[SL the Pyro]

Then the world would end.

What if Dark Link married Dark Zelda from the cartoons?

Is there actually a Dark Link and Dark Zelda in the LoZ cartoon?

What if ninjas were aliens in disguise?

[Chiaki]

How do you know they're not??? XD


What if Link and Kirby switched places?

[SL the Pyro]

Then Kirby would eat Ganondorf and Link would drive the master sword into Dark Matter's eye. Good > evil; blatant mismatch. :)

What if I actually used smilies in this post?

[Fara Moon]

The world would end.

(Dark Link, I mint if Dark Link from FSA married Dark Zelda from the episode Doppleganger)

What if I was Dark Zelda?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

What if I was Dark Zelda?

We'd either get more emo pictures of Link with Zelda, or more people would start pairing him off with a decidedly male Sheik.

[Fara Moon]

???

What if Everyone on LA was sent to Termira?

[SL the Pyro]

Then Ganondorf would have no opposition.

What if the world ended?

[Fara Moon]

Then we wouldn't be here to post and I would have never posted.

What if we lived in Hyrule?

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[Chiaki]

The we'd have pointy ears, worship golden triangles, and drive horses. XD


What if Nintendo made a Zelda game thet took place in the year 2007?

[Fara Moon]

Then this would be the name of it.

[size=3]The Legend of Zelda:
The Modern Spell

What if Ganon from WW was found by fishermen in the Gulf of Mexico.