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[Fara Moon]

I wouldn't care because I don't know what it means.

What if Everyone didn't care?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

We'd suddenly be invaded by an Army of Carebears, who would try and get us all to care again. The cuteness kills us all.

What if you were the one?

[SL the Pyro]

Then I would get so much attention that I'd go insane and kill everyone around me.

What if Kirby characters were real?

[Fara Moon]

The world would have a lot of monsters coming too?

What if huh?

[Chiaki]

Then what.


What if Twilight Princess just kept going and going and going and going, and never ended?

Edited by LinksLove06, 05 December 2006 - 01:17 AM.

[SL the Pyro]

Then it would probably be repetitive.

What if Twilight Princess ended just as you finished putting in your name?

[Hylian]

I might throw a tantrum.

What if Super Mario Galaxy turned out to a sucky game?

Edited by Hylian, 05 December 2006 - 10:19 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

Then LoZ, Metroid, and Kirby would pass it in the rankings of the best game series.

What if I tried to destroy LA? (Los Angeles, NOT Legends Alliance. )

[Keen]

Then you'd ask me nicely to push the little red button marked "Calif."

What if I pressed the little red button marked "Ontar."?

[Fara Moon]

You would be on tar.

What if what if didn't exist?

[Keen]

Then I would still play it.

What if your government paid you to compete in LA Games?

[Fara Moon]

I would get millions of money.

What if I didn't catch a cold today?

[SL the Pyro]

Then youd've caught a cough.

What if I screamed into a megaphone?

[Fara Moon]

Your voice would be loud.

What if zelda had a twin called Balda.

[Keen]

That sister would always wear a wig.

What if I wrote my theology paper?

[Fara Moon]

I would read it.

What if Link was in TP.

[Hylian]

*gasp* Don't even say that! Link is the star. Kill him off, and there's no franchise!

What if the Triforce was real?

[Fara Moon]

LT would steal it.

What if the Stoned Ganon was found at Gulf Shores?

[Keen]

He would get arrested for possession.

What if Link got arrested for murder?

[Fara Moon]

Disaster will follow.

What if Nintendo messed up and put out a Carebear game with Tingle in it?

[Keen]

...It would be oddly appropriate.

No, but what if they really did?

[SL the Pyro]

Then the Carebears and Zelda franchise would collapse faster than a tower of Jenga blocks.

What if I had a tower of Jenga blocks? (Honestly, I pity you if you don't know what this is.)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then... you'd poke your eye out on the sharp corners.

What if I had thought up of a funnier response?

[Fara Moon]

You would make the world blow up.

What if everytime you laughted you went to another dimintion?

[Keen]

I'd visit Fairyland twice a day, Dairyland twice a day, and Scaryland thrice a day, thanks to Murphy's Law.

What if the opposite of Murphy's Law were true?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I'd visit Fairyland twice a day, Dairyland twice a day, and Scaryland thrice a day, thanks to Murphy's Law.

What if the opposite of Murphy's Law were true?

Not much, because if the opposite of Murphy's Law were true, then Murphy's Law would still be valid.

What if became whenever the moon is full?

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 09 December 2006 - 09:00 AM.

[Fara Moon]

Then there would be a game called

The Legend of Zelda,
and the WereMario.

What if Hyrule is in the ocean and WW helped us find it?

Edited by Fox Fairy, 09 December 2006 - 03:40 PM.

[Keen]

It's not there. Stop asking me about it. Next question?

Not much, because if the opposite of Murphy's Law were true, then Murphy's Law would still be valid.

How so?

[Fara Moon]

Opposites.

What if got turned into a .

[Chiaki]

Then he'd be an awesome chicken with lots of fangirl chickens. Also, Ganon would be Colonel Sanders.

What if Hylians had cat ears?