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[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'll see you in Tokyo!!

The boyfriend will turn out to have once been, in a former hour, a girl

You mean someone like me, right? I switch genders all the time




What if he did mean me?

Edited by Gabe Puratekuta, 25 October 2006 - 11:53 AM.

[SL the Pyro]

Then I would be even more confused than before about your gender.

What if I said the sky was falling?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd blame you for it



What if I beat Metal Slug Advance again without getting hit once?

[SL the Pyro]

Then I'd congratulate you a little, but still wouldn't care because I don't have the game.

What if I beat up a member of the Secret Service?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then you'd be tasered to death



What if I go up to a Flood host and shot it in the head before it noticed me?

[Keen]

The host would die of head failure.

What if you could make anyone anywhere fall asleep whenever you wanted them to? (My first inclination is to look at famous politicians giving live speeches. Or people driving, if you're really mean.)

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Then I'd make those damn aliens fall asleep before they reach Earth so that they'd fly straight into the Sun



What if you had an SMG and a shotgun?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then I'd run for President of the United States and force everyone that would vote against me to fall asleep. But why stop there? I'd use it to become Dictator and take over the world! Then I'd marry Khuffie to Natalie Portman to see what would happen...

What if you were forced to "rock the Casbar" with a naked Dalek?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then I would probably ask a few Doctor Who fans for advice or help... ;_;

What if it were revealed that Mario was having... an affair?

[SL the Pyro]

Then I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. Mario IS having an affair between Peach, and the little-known-about Pauline.

What if someone from the forum were in an accident? (Not to be mean, I'm just wondering.)

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then everyone would assume that they were having either computer errors or just plain forgot about/decided not to go to LA anymore and the truth probably would never be known.

Which is kind of scary. o.o

What if 2 times 2 equaled fish?

[Keen]

2*2 can only equal fish if you possess supreme magical powers. So, if 2*2=fish, then you'd probably rule the world and get revenge on all the people who ever called you crazy.

What if the world were taken over by a kind yet ruthless overlord?

Edited by Lord Toran, 26 October 2006 - 10:26 AM.

[SL the Pyro]

Then everyone would like his horrible brand of slavery. O_o

What if someone actually thought that 1 fish + 2 fish = blue fish? (SSBM fanfic story reference; it is NOT the same question that was asked before)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then life as we know it would end as violent mutant squirrels take over the Earth.

What if time was made out of peanut butter?

[Hylian]

I'd be eating the peanut butter.

What if the sky really fell?

[Chiaki]

*megasquish*



What if Bill Gates were the official ruler of the world?

[Keen]

Then he'd keep it a close secret as he does nowwa lkwkwno theyre astakaing me away!1v11222w .

What if you forgot you saw this?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

What if air got you high?

[Chiaki]

Wooo, AIR @~@ OMG Pretty colors!!! @u@



What if air did the opposite of getting you high?

Edited by LinksLove06, 27 October 2006 - 08:45 PM.

[Hylian]

I'd be dead 'cause I got no more brain cells.

What if LAs' server crashed and never came back?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then this reply wouldn't exist and you'd never know what my reply to your question was. NEVER! Mwahahahahahahahaa!!!

What if George W. Bush was made out of cheese?

[Chiaki]

^ Then he would've melted by now.


What if the Wii never came out, and all Wii games were permanatly cancelled?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then the 360 would definetly win the console wars.

What if the internet didn't exist yet?

[Keen]

Then I would have a way to make... one-million dollars!

What if you had one-million dollars?

[Chiaki]

I'd add on to the house. Its really cramped here, and I need a bedroom.



What if coins weren't shiny?

[Hylian]

I'd find shinier metals to use as the new currency.

What if I bought a really good Tokyo Marui P90? (it's a really expensive airsoft gun)

Edited by Hylian, 29 October 2006 - 09:22 PM.

[Chiaki]

You'd probably pwn all your opponents, unless you have really crappy aim.


What if you had crappy aim?

[Hylian]

That's not possible! I can hit a target the size of a sandwich plate from 50 meters.

What if I got a job this week?

Edited by Hylian, 30 October 2006 - 07:04 PM.

[Chiaki]

Hmm, then you might buy that air soft gun!



What if Hylian brought his air soft gun to the forums and started shooting?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then he wouldn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

What if I changed my sig, LinksLove?