1412 replies to this topic

[Keen]

Then you would blame video games when they turn you into a destruction machine, just as they did to me.... Well, not really.

What if you were lost at sea with only one other person and no food or drinkable water?

[Chiaki]

Ummm..........we're doomed?

What if spam emails actually spit out a can of spam in your face if you dared to look at them?

[Hylian]

I would laugh if that happened.

What if you could play the world like you play the Sims?

[Keen]

"Oh, no! Where are all the toilets?!?!" Hehe.

What if all the world's toilets and similar devices disappeared?

[Ransom]

Crap for everyone all the time.

what if everyones gender suddenly reversed?

[SL the Pyro]

I'd scream.

What if TP never came out?

[Keen]

Then that's fine by me because apparently, I can't get a Wii anyway.... But it can be played on Gamecube! No NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

No.



What if I built my own Wii?

[Hylian]

It might not work right...

What if the N46 got popular again?

[Chiaki]

N46? Never heard of it. If it got popular, more people might know about it!


What if the N64 was called the N46?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then it would have been a worse flop than it is now, because that would imply it wasn't as powerful as it ended up as.

What if there was no such thing as the Legend of Zelda?

[SL the Pyro]

Then the forum wouldn't exist, plus life would be much more boring.

[Keen]

This would be a Legend of Rhea page.

What if we all wrote a book together?

[SL the Pyro]

It would probably be about LA Chronicles.

What if there was a TV series on LA Chronicles?

[Hylian]

We'd all probably be famous.

What if there was a new YB season?

Edited by Hylian, 11 October 2006 - 11:41 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

^I don't even know what YB is... but I probably wouldn't care because I don't watch it.

What if the chibi Link and Saria in Hylian's sig came to life and lived on the forum?

[Chiaki]

Huh...that would be interesting...maybe other characters could come to life, too!

What if the forums were taken over by video game characters?

[SL the Pyro]

Then anime would have even more competition.

What if anime people took over the forum?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Maybe the sky would explode or something.

What if spinach were blue?

[Keen]

I'd still eat it.

What if I ate blue cucumbers?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Then the blue cucumbers would eat you in revenge.

What if the Government passed a new law, which stated you have to sing the Intel song every time you say or type the word, Intel?

[Keen]

Then I'd never type Intel while in the U.K.

What if all the world had a single government (me)?

[Chiaki]

Then we'd all have to bow down to Lord Toran.


What if money was never invented?

[Hylian]

We might be living in a world where everything has no price...

What if the U.S. started a colony on Mars?

[Keen]

Then Genkigengar would become a very popular anime. And people would get nanobot injections to use advanced technologies. (Go watch Nadesico.)

What if the U.S. started a solar-energy-harvesting colony on the sun?

[Arturo]

There would be no wars on MIddle East.

What if the sun stopped to light the world?

[Hylian]

I'd say "what do you mean by that?"

What if a huge meteor the size of Kansas hit the Earth?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

It'd hit Kansas and nobody'd miss it that much. Oh and we'd all be plunged into a horrible "nuclear winter" and millions will die. Mustn't forget that. Unless you mean a meteor the size of the band known as Kansas. In which case, it would probably hit the band and nobody'd miss them that much.

What if dangerous objects the size of something are always attracted to things they're the size of?

[SL the Pyro]

Then we wouldn't have to worry about being crushed by cars.

What if an army of miniature smurfs suddenly started having fireworks lit in our backyards? (I just made that one up as I went along.)

Edited by Dark Link, 17 October 2006 - 12:45 PM.

[Chiaki]

Ummmmmm...........then the grass might catch on fire and roast the entire planet!


What if the planet got roasted like a big, green and blue marshmallow?

[Hylian]

We'd all DIE!!!

What if the Subway restraunt chain shut down?