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[Chiaki]

Er...... <<; >>; I'd get your mommy?

What if the soundtracks for games had always been orchestrated, even for the games that came out in the 80's?

[Keen]

Then the original Legend of Zelda would have been a 2000 cartridge box set.

What if dying in any video game actually got you killed?

[Hylian]

The everybody who has played a video game would die.

What if there was no such thing as school?

[Chiaki]

We'd all be rednecks. Or bums.

What if science was never discovered?

[Keen]

Then there would be no science classes, but probably nothing else would change.

What if I said "near-um-bus uh-lay"?

[Chiaki]

I would have no idea what you're talking about...

What if no one could understand anything anyone said?

[Keen]

Then I would sing Yellow Submarine backwards all day and nothing would change.

What if someone else had the rights to your life story?

Edited by Lord Toran, 02 October 2006 - 10:47 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

Then I'd launch a class-action suite and get the rights back.

What if I drank a bottle of dish soap (the bubbly kind)?

Edited by Dark Link, 03 October 2006 - 07:36 AM.

[Keen]

Then Link would drink a bottle of Dark dishsoap, the spiky kind.

What if it was raining cats and dogs? Literally?

[Chiaki]

Pets for everyone!

What if all tha animals in the world turned into furrys/anthros?

[Hylian]

Furries and anthros? WTF? I have no idea what those are...

What if everybody turned Japanese?

Edited by Hylian, 03 October 2006 - 07:51 PM.

[Keen]

Then that island would have to get a lot bigger.

What if the moon fell on Japan?

[SL the Pyro]

Then the world would explode.

What if we lived on the moon instead of the Earth?

[Keen]

We'd see a lot less people playing American football. We see a lot less America, actually.

What if scientific studies gave evidence that homework actually makes people less knowledgeable?

[SL the Pyro]

Yay! No homework! (A study was acutally conducted; most homework causes more grief than good because it is all pointless work)

What if Meta Ridley began attacking the forum?

[Keen]

Link would shoot him with a Light Arrow and kill him instantly, of course.

What if Dark Link shot Meta Ridley with a Dark Arrow?

[Ember]

Then Samus would give him an dark glare and begin chasing him because he did her job

What if Samus began chasing link?

[Keen]

Zelda would have some competition.

What if Khlestakov and Osip hadn't left the village when they did?

[Igos du Ikana]

Then I'd say "those are Russian guys, right?"

What if Link was a real person?

[Chiaki]

OMGHOLYCRAPBBQ *would glomp Link and force him into marrying me!!! *
Ahem...not, really, but I would like him to be my friend. ^^

What if I did force Link into marrying me?

[SL the Pyro]

Then I would be laughing my head off.

What if Link and Zelda were real and getting married?

[Chiaki]

I'd sneak off to the wedding and snap some pictures.

What if the Zelda game took place in the future?

[Hylian]

Link would have a gun instead of a sword.

What if Twilight Princess never came out?

[Keen]

No.

What if the events of Legend of Zelda were actually in our future?

[Arturo]

^Miyamoto would be better than Nostradamus

What if I was Link?

[Keen]

Then you wouldn't be Arturo. And a few of the girls here would glomp you. And most of the guys would too.

What if I was Link?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You'd become someone's love slave.

What if I were to do this?

[Chiaki]

Do what?

What if pie no longer existed?

[Keen]

PIE WOULD FIND A WAY!!!

What if I found a way?

[Hylian]

You might not find a way, you're already lost .

What if I played Halo 2 tomarrow?