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[Keen]

I kill you out of friendship.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I kill you out of excitement.

[Lagelace]

I sick Bickuribox on you.

[Keen]

I sic your zombified signature construction team on you.

[Lagelace]

I changed my sig and you still wont lay off >.>

I use a 39 and 1 half foot pole to smack you to death.

[Keen]

They must be zombies 'cause they died, but then they still finished the job, and I stabbed you to death right after you finished reading this and turned around and saw me with the knife.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I run you over with a

[Keen]

I out-maneuver you with a and go in for the kill.

[Fara Moon]

^I gag you with a dirty sock.

[Lagelace]

I rain pennies on your head until you die.

[Keen]

I drop a sixteen ton weight on you.

[Lagelace]

I put you in a tank of syrup until you suffocate to death.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I tape a plastic bag over your head; you die of suffocation.

[Keen]

I kill you with the power of truth.

[Lagelace]

I kill you.

[Keen]

I smash you beneath the cold, cruel Thing of Vagueness +2.

Edited by Lord Toran, 19 March 2007 - 02:28 PM.

[Fara Moon]

^ I beat you with lies.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I tie you up with duct tape and gently set you on one of the spikes at the bottom of the cliff so it slooooooooooooooooooooowly runs you through. until you die.

[Fara Moon]

*Has her cellphone on speeddial and calls the canibals to eat ^.*

Link: Oh boy.

[Keen]

I use my magic Conductor's Baton to...

take control of Link and have him stab you in the back.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I kill you with a

[Fara Moon]

*Sigh*

I kill you with my sig.

[Keen]

I shrink your signature to a reasonable size by repeatedly dropping you on it from successively greater heights.

Edited by Lord Toran, 23 March 2007 - 01:54 PM.

[Fara Moon]

*Grabs a frying pan and beats ^ with it.*

[Keen]

*Applies dynamite.*

[Fara Moon]

*Calls a wraith ship and tells the queen she can have ^*

(Yes, I know most likely they will kill me too.)

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I kill you by shooting lunatic cannibals out of cannons at you.

[Keen]

I send the jealous cannonballs after you.

[Lagelace]

I lock you in a room that has German death metal playing at 120 decibels and keep you in there until your ears bleed all your blood out.

[Fara Moon]

*Drags ^ to the Shadow Temple and leaves him to be kill by redeads, AFTER taking ^'s weapons, then blocks the doorway.*

What are you guys looking at? I like to do the zelda stuff.