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[Keen]

I hire a hypnotist to spellbind you and send you...

...around the corner to buy some bread at the market. On the way, a cyclist accidentally knocks you...

...into a ravine.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I kill you with Navi's incessant chatter.

[Fara Moon]

^ I kill you with Tatl.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I kill you with Tatl, Tael, and the Skull Kid.

[Keen]

I kill you all by myself. What now?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I smother you to death with Link's hair.

[Keen]

Palm heel to the nose.

[Fara Moon]

^I drown you in coke

[Keen]

*Newly Acquired Technique: Neck Snap!*

^ Applies Newly Acquired Technique.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I sit on your face and fart until you die.

[Fara Moon]

Two words: Backlash wave

[Ribbon]

I'll whip you with a wet spaggetti noodle until you're so brused you can't move and than I'll stick you into a vat of hungry, man-eating spiders!

[Fara Moon]

(I HATE spiders.)

^ Gets hit with the hammer I'm using to kill the spiders.

[Splash]

I tell you about how useless it is to even try anymore. You suddenly realize how worthless everything is and your head explodes.

[Keen]

Suicide pact.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I stab you to death with beer.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I stick a Soul Calibur+50 down your throat. And leave it there

^I drown you in coke

That's heaven to me

[Keen]

I drown you in heaven.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I give you the Kiss of Death.

[Keen]

I give you the Skittle of Death.

[Fara Moon]

^ I give you the video of Death.

[Keen]

I give you the Death.

[Fara Moon]

I play the song of Death.

[Keen]

I introduce you to Nerull.

[Fara Moon]

Who?

^ I kill you with questions.

[Keen]

I take you before the Council of Nerddom to stand trial. They favor trial by fire.

[Ribbon]

^ I take you to the heart of Mount Doom where I throw you in the firey heart of it and you die in lava and Middle Earth is now saved.

[Keen]

You're dead.

[Fara Moon]

^ Stabbed to death.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I kill you with gold.