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[Fara Moon]

^ I smother you under 500,000,000,000 pounds of chocolate.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I drop Mr. Weight on you.

[Fara Moon]

^ I drop you into a vat of water the temperture of the sun. (Thanks LoD for letting me use the tree cannon on it.)

[SL the Pyro]

(Water that hot would evaporate almost immediately.)

^ I kill you with logic.

[Fara Moon]

Somebody get me the replicators. *Leaves the building leaving SL to die.* (SG-1.)

[SL the Pyro]

I fall on top of you from space.

[Fara Moon]

I trip and when you fall it's on hard ground.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I use the chair and send drones after you (Stargate rocks )

[Fara Moon]

*Snatches Ronon's gun and fires.* (Yep Stargate Rocks.)

[Keen]

I throw rocks at you. (Yeah, rocks rock.)

[Fara Moon]

Hey Link.

Link: Let me guess it involves a portal?

Yep.
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Throws ^ into one of the cursed springs and when ^ sees himself dies of shock.

Edited by Fox Fairy, 16 April 2007 - 05:32 PM.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Kills you with my freaky lookin' avatar

edit: Heh, that made me think of Avatar.... In case that doesn't work, I also kill you by bending an air lance through you

Edited by Captain Jack Sparrow, 16 April 2007 - 06:20 PM.

[Fara Moon]

I didn't think it was that freaky looking.

Kills you with

[i][/i]

Edited by Fox Fairy, 16 April 2007 - 06:17 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I beat you with sticks.

[Fara Moon]

^ Snap neck with lead pipe in Clue.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I throw Splash's mask at you.

[Fara Moon]

^ I throw LoD's avatar at you.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

oh, ouch ^

i throw ranma at you!

[Fara Moon]

*Shrugs.* *Steps to the left.*

^ I throw him back.

[Keen]

Hey Link.

Link: Let me guess it involves a portal?

Yep.
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Throws ^ into one of the cursed springs and when ^ sees himself dies of shock.

Heh. Boooooooooooooobs.... Well, I'm not really that immature.... Well, I do say. I seem to have acquired magical breasts, eh wot?

I slay you with my sophistication.

[Fara Moon]

^ to death.

*Leaves with blank expresstion on face.*

[Keen]

^ Slain with blankness.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I choke you like a chicken.

[Keen]

I send PETA after you.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I throw you into a lion cage where you are mauled to death.

[Keen]

I throw a lion cage into you.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I steal a tank with 1,000 types of guns on it... and run you over with it.

[Keen]

I nullify your attempts by pointing out that, if your tank had one-thousand guns, each and its ammo weighing in at a lowly ten pounds, then this tank would be carrying five tons of weaponry, not to mention an engine or armor. You would probably run out of fuel before you could catch me in something that's that weighted-down. Otherwise, I would simple exploit your lack of armor by throwing rocks at you, 'cause you're a boy.

Your brain, naturally, explodes.

[Fara Moon]

I nullify your attempts by pointing out that, if your tank had one-thousand guns, each and its ammo weighing in at a lowly ten pounds, then this tank would be carrying five tons of weaponry, not to mention an engine or armor. You would probably run out of fuel before you could catch me in something that's that weighted-down. Otherwise, I would simple exploit your lack of armor by throwing rocks at you, 'cause you're a boy.

Your brain, naturally, explodes.

Hot water can change you back into a boy. *Gets out scalding hot water.* *Pours it on LoD.* (yes I'm following the fact that I caused this.)

^ Then I kill you with a rusted cheese grater.

Edited by Fox Fairy, 18 April 2007 - 04:30 PM.

[Keen]

^ I'll see your cheese grater, and raise you a rusty crowbar. !(Illegal move.)!