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[Captain Jack Sparrow]

No more Jack Swallows jokes. I'm not kidding.

Shoves FE4 down ^ throat

[Lagelace]

*Pushes your button*

[SL the Pyro]

^ I get a Brachosaur to cast Disaster on you.

-More FFVI stuff, although this one is VERY bad. Disaster sets Dark, Imp, Condemned, Mute, Muddle, and Float. And it can target your ENTIRE party. In the end, you get a party full of floating, silenced, and blinded Imps who use auto-critical hits on each other and have numbers over their heads counting down to a Doom spell. Having a bunch of uncontrollable and inherently suicidal... THINGS is very unpleasant.

Edited by Shadow_Link, 26 February 2007 - 08:54 AM.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I glomp you to death

[SL the Pyro]

^ I ignore you to death.

[Fara Moon]

Zelda, can I borrow your transforming power.

Zelda: What?! *Is trying to fix Link who is kind of dead.*

*Takes it from her and turns into Shadow Link.* (Yes I had intended to do that.)

Zelda: What are you going to do, cause a angry mob? *Fixes Link's head on his body and begins healing.*

Good Idea. *Makes posters mad and starts an angry mob.* *Turns back to normal*

There's ^!!! *^ gets killed by the angry mob.*

Zelda: Well well well, it worked.

[Keen]

I kill you and take your Ribbon. Equipping it gives me immunity to Shadow_Link's silly status-inducing spells. I set my other equipment to raise my MEvade above 128, making me invulnerable to physical attacks and almost every spell.

[SL the Pyro]

^I steal your Ribbon and give it back to Fox Fairy (you're very welcome), remove your MEvade equipment and cast Condemned on you. You die when the timer reaches 0.

[Fara Moon]

(Thank you.)

Poison spikes come out of the bow. *Glares at Lord Toran who was casting a spell.*

[Lagelace]

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
S you*

[SL the Pyro]

^ I rip you apart with a rusty chainsaw.

[Lagelace]

I wear my bad-ass bandana and look so good that you die!

[SL the Pyro]

^ I take your sword and impale you with it.

[Keen]

"Dude, unnecessary triple bypass surgery with a double whammy, dude. I don't think he's waking up, dude...."

That was the plan.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I take the moon off of your head and hack you to bits with it.

[Keen]

What rusty old thing to get hacked up with. You cut yourself on it while killing me and you get tetanus and no one can get your jaw open so you starve the end.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I overdose you on Zelda games.

[Fara Moon]

^

(All I'm gonna say.)

[Keen]

I kill you for plotting to kill everybody.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I drop a 3-ton anvil on you.

[Lagelace]

I maim and kill your body with a randomly sharp object.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I run you over with a subparticle.

[Keen]

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I kill you with the sharp top from a can of spam.

[Lagelace]

Hair spray flame thrower.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

^Erm... Flaming hair spray can. Yup.

[Keen]

^ Frozen hair spray can.

[Fara Moon]

I give you a Bottle Bomb.
(Dry ice and water)

BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Keen]

I push you into the Lalvican Sea and drop the following TP spoiler on you.

Water Bomb

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

I kill you by *method*. You go to Hell and are made leader ala BM.

[Keen]

Woo! I use my Hell powers to send you from Earth to Heaven.