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[Fara Moon]

Katengiri!

Link: Katengiri!

[Lagelace]

*stuffs you in a tank of maple syrup until you suffocate to death.*

[Keen]

Swordchucked.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

you threw a claymore at me! it would be more realistic if you built a ballista on the spot and shot it at me!

forces LT to make longer posts, so he dies from the agony.

[Lagelace]

Ah but this isn't meant to be realistic now is it?

*Unrealistically kills you*

[Keen]

Leg-break.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

lol, unrealisticly kills you...

^stuffs so many marshmellows down his throat he chocks and dies...

[Keen]

*Chokes you for chocking.*

[SL the Pyro]

*Chokes you for chickens.*

[Lagelace]

*Puts you in a cage and fixes your head in a hole so it can't move. Then places an onion in front of your face until you cry all the moisture out of your body and die.

Edit:Heh heh heh... This has over 10,000 views!

Edited by Lagelace, 22 February 2007 - 10:49 PM.

[Keen]

Armbreakheartstab.

[SL the Pyro]

I ram my fist into you and rip your heart out.

[Lagelace]

*Jack Swallows you to death*... *Snicker* er... I mean... Sorry Jack.

[SL the Pyro]

I ram you with my sword so hard I blow half your body away.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Three words: Bullet. In. Haert

[SL the Pyro]

^ I shove a bomb down your throat and watch you choke on it. Then I light it just for fun.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I blast you with Spirit Gun

[SL the Pyro]

^ I throw you into a volcano.

[Fara Moon]

I push you in. (With you wearing the iron boots.)

Link: Bye, sucker.

[Keen]

I feed you to Jack, who Swallows you whole.

[Lagelace]

I fall off a cliff and when I land YOU die.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Your computer crashes... through your skull!

[Fara Moon]

You want to do it this time?

Link: Sure. Din's Fire!!! *^ is burned.*

You sure that will do it?

Link: *sigh* *Puts on the Goron mask and rolls over ^* *Takes it off* Now can we leave?

Yep.

[Lagelace]

Takes control of link's mind and makes him kill you.

[Fara Moon]

Ironic.
*Grabs Link's left ear and gives a pull.*

Link: *Snaps out of it.* Ow ow ow, what did you do THAT for?!

Works everytime.

*Gives ^ a spanking to death.*

[Mystic Kitsune]

^dies of fright and agony when she finds link's severed head in a box I sent her.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ I resurrect Link's head. He becomes Zombie Link's Head and chews you to death.

[Fara Moon]

Ok, now I've seen EVERYTHING.

Zelda: *sigh* I better go get the sages. *sigh*

Don't you leave me here with THAT bonehead.

Zelda: What do you want me to do? I can't change him back.

*Puts the Zombie Link head in a steel box gives it to Zelda, and then glares at Kitsune and Wolf.*

Zelda: If this works you're going to be stuck with him for a long time. (If his memory doesn't come back she be with him longer.)

*Pushes ^ out of the way and ^ lands on a poison spike as I stomp out of the room.*

[SL the Pyro]

(Miss me?)

I cast Doom on you. Instant Death immunity? Fine, I cast Vanish (to give you the Clear status) and THEN cast Doom to kill you. Clear immunity as well? Augh, you're persistent... fine, I cast Ultima to kill you.

-This is FFVI goodness; wonder why it works? Apparently the game checks for Clear status on a target first, and then check for Instant Death immunity. The problem here is that a magic attack (like Doom) ALWAYS hits targets with Clear. So Instant Death immunity is overlooked; the only way around this is if the target has both Instant Death immunity and Clear immunity.

[Lagelace]

*shoves ff6 down your throat*