You get a crucifix!
*inserts iPod*
Vending Machine Thread
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, Jun 22 2005 12:09 AM
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#662
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Posted 22 September 2005 - 05:12 AM
(Ah! A crucifix! Get it away! Get it away! *hides*)
You find out that Shadow Link is actually iPod Link when shadows come out and you become iVazor20X6.
*inserts the crucifix back into the vending machine using tongs*
You find out that Shadow Link is actually iPod Link when shadows come out and you become iVazor20X6.
*inserts the crucifix back into the vending machine using tongs*
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Posted 22 September 2005 - 09:25 PM
You get a pencil sharpener! Don't ask why!
*inserts sheet of paper*
*inserts sheet of paper*
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 10:08 AM
You get a drawing on the paper.
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 11:45 AM
You get a novelty coin from a theme park coin machine...
*inserts piddle*
*inserts piddle*
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 03:45 PM
You get a lifetime's supply of diapers. Honestly, what is it with you and piddle?
*inserts potty training video*
*inserts potty training video*
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 04:59 PM
You get beat up by a thirty-year-old who never learned how to control his bladder!
*inserts floppy disk*
*inserts floppy disk*
#668
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 05:12 PM
you get a cd!
*inserts dvd*
*inserts dvd*
#669
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 07:02 PM
You get a laserdisc!
The Cheat's playin' something on a Laserdisc. Everything is better on Laserdisc. Whatever happened to the Laserdisc?
*inserts laserdisc*
The Cheat's playin' something on a Laserdisc. Everything is better on Laserdisc. Whatever happened to the Laserdisc?
*inserts laserdisc*
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 07:12 PM
You get a laser-gun!!! oh no! he'll destroy us all!
*inserts dog poo*
*inserts dog poo*
#671
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Posted 23 September 2005 - 07:24 PM
You get a pooper-scooper!
*inserts guitar*
*inserts guitar*
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 11:41 AM
You get a guitar pick
*inserts German Deutschmarks*
*inserts German Deutschmarks*
#673
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Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:27 PM
You get German saussage. The food, you sicko.
*inserts perversions*
*inserts perversions*
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:02 PM
Your perversions are rejected and collect in the change compartment, which being of abstract nature, float away invading the earth and making everyone perverts...that is the true contents of Pandora's Box...
*Inserts my annoying sister*
*Inserts my annoying sister*
#675
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 09:22 PM
You get an annoying cousin. Not around as often, but more annoying.
*inserts pills*
*inserts pills*
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 08:57 AM
Gets a mixture of marawana, cocain and heroine in a pouch.
*Inserts a cold*
*Inserts a cold*
#677
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 11:52 AM
You get an ice cube!
*inserts birthday cake*
(hello?! birthday cake?!)
EDIT: (nevermind, mystic got it already, because he's nice!
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*inserts birthday cake*
(hello?! birthday cake?!)
EDIT: (nevermind, mystic got it already, because he's nice!
)
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 08:44 AM
Thankee Stalfos! You get a very happy birthday!
*inserts happiness*
*inserts happiness*
#679
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 12:31 PM
you get me!
*inserts dollar*
*inserts dollar*
#680
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Posted 29 September 2005 - 10:07 PM
You get a one-dollar prostitute!
*inserts intercourse*
*inserts intercourse*
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Posted 02 October 2005 - 09:56 PM
You get a child, or the Non-Intercourse Act of (forgot the year)
*insets white board marker*
*insets white board marker*
#682
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 09:52 PM
You get a white board eraser!
*inserts calculator*
*inserts calculator*
#683
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 09:59 PM
You get a mathematical equation so difficult your head explodes!
*inserts Vazor20X6, Link X and Mystic Kitsune*
*inserts Vazor20X6, Link X and Mystic Kitsune*
#684
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 10:01 PM
You get the entire LA Games section, as stalfos has been exiled!
*inserts the essense of time*
*inserts the essense of time*
#685
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 10:02 PM
You get the Ocarina Of Time!
*inserts Dark~nut*
*inserts Dark~nut*
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 10:10 PM
You get Dark~Tree!
*inserts old jokes*
*inserts old jokes*
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 10:45 AM
You get yawns
*inserts wolf poo*
*inserts wolf poo*
#688
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 12:45 PM
You get a pooper scooper!
*inserts Pete Townshend*
*inserts Pete Townshend*
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 12:47 PM
You get a rock opera...
*inserts... stuff that comes from copulating*
*inserts... stuff that comes from copulating*
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 12:48 PM
You get stuff that begins copulating! (Chew on THAT one for a while...not literally, psycho.)
*inserts telephone*
*inserts telephone*
