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#601 Mystic Kitsune

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Posted 27 August 2005 - 01:15 PM

You get a man named Harold Times

*inserts good times*

#602 Vazor

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Posted 27 August 2005 - 01:19 PM

You get Led Zeppelin's first album!

*inserts Houses of the Holy*

#603 Mystic Kitsune

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Posted 27 August 2005 - 01:20 PM

You get a Holy Hand Grenade!

*inserts concrete donkey*

#604 Vazor

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Posted 27 August 2005 - 01:21 PM

You get a cement-covered democrat!

*inserts map of Hyrule*

#605 Mystic Kitsune

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Posted 27 August 2005 - 01:32 PM

You get an outraged kitsune on how overrated TP might be.

*inserts Vazor's timeline theory mixed with maple syrup*

#606 Vazor

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Posted 27 August 2005 - 01:39 PM

You get the essense of awesomeness!

*inserts field mice*

#607 Mystic Kitsune

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Posted 27 August 2005 - 10:05 PM

You get a...rodent...

*inserts big red*

#608 Vazor

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Posted 27 August 2005 - 10:15 PM

You get a fire!

Run!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 27 August 2005 - 10:19 PM

...*goes over to next vending machine :whistle:*

*inserts fire extinguisher*

#610 Vazor

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Posted 27 August 2005 - 11:01 PM

You get Smokey The Bear's seal of approval!

*inserts an actual seel*

#611 Stalfos

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 09:57 PM

you get the seal back

*inserts pancakes*

#612 Vazor

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 10:13 PM

You get a clone of me!

*inserts elephant poo*

#613 Stalfos

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 10:40 PM

*you get giraffe poo*

*inserts pie*

#614 Vazor

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 10:43 PM

You get pied in the face by a festive clown!

*inserts sunglasses*

#615 Stalfos

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 10:45 PM

you get broken sunglasses.

*inserts vazor*

#616 Vazor

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 10:46 PM

Ow!

You get punched in the face!

*punches Stalfos in the face*

*inserts Stalfos's remains*

#617 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 07:38 AM

You get a vending machine with nice healthy bones (from all the calcium).

*inserts vitamins*

#618 Vazor

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 10:31 AM

You get the Viti-Man, an evil monster bent on destroying Zyzyx, California!

*inserts the letter "H"*

#619 Stalfos

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 05:22 PM

you get the letter P!

*inserts vazor again*

#620 Vazor

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 11:24 PM

You get the essense of awesomocity!

*inserts Led Zeppelin III*

#621 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 04:37 AM

You get a real zeppelin.

*inserts the essence of awesomeness*

#622 Stalfos

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 02:52 PM

you get vazor!

*inserts LA*

#623 FalconZero

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 02:55 PM

You get Link's Awakening game.

*inserts platinum coin*

#624 Stalfos

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 02:58 PM

you get a rusted penny!

*inserts cake*

#625 Vazor

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 03:53 PM

You get your candle blown out.

*inserts innuendo*

#626 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 04:32 AM

You get a sexual harassment case

*inserts case after case of cases*

#627 Vazor

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Posted 02 September 2005 - 12:10 AM

You get SERVED!

*inserts subpoena*

#628 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 02 September 2005 - 05:04 AM

You get a Cherie Booth QC (Aka, Cherie Blair, Tony Blair's wife).

*inserts shudder*

#629 Stalfos

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Posted 05 September 2005 - 11:28 AM

you get a camera!

*inserts link x* i keep inserting people!

#630 Vazor

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Posted 05 September 2005 - 10:12 PM

You get beat up for inserting too many people.

*inserts a vague item*




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