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[Mystic Kitsune]

You get Dr Salavador from Resident Evil 4!

*inserts chainsaw from Doom*

[graingert]

you get an ordinary saw and are condemed to chop down trees with the saw for the rest of eternitee

inserts big red eyes

[Octorok]

You get Visine

*Inserts batteries*

[graingert]

you get batter operated batteries, batery not included

inserts octorok

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get spit on

*inserts trifoce of power*

[graingert]

gets out gannon

Insets Gammon (product from a pig)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get a nicely fed machine. It thanks you.

*inserts Graingert*

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get yougurt...or a cold

*inserts britain*

[graingert]

you get a world without, war, tony blair, fish and chips, computers, socks made in britain, horse shoes and london while world poverty and pollution is halved.

Inserts clock I made for woodwork.

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get the current time!

*inserts Yogi bear*

[graingert]

you get mario saying "smarter thaan the aver-ridge brother"

Inserts Shigsy,

who, halfway through demonstrating The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker live to the world, lost the sword he was meant to open the next door with. Then he gave up

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get Shinji Mikami!

*inserts cane*

[graingert]

get's out sugar

insets sword shigsy lost

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get a pineapple from down under.

*inserts bag of rice*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get a starving family, for it was their bag of rice.

*inserts an order for endless amounts of food*

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get the USA

*inserts dont hurt me note*

[Ducci]

you get trampled by a huge stampede of elephants, rihnos and other such animals

*inserts mystics shoes*

[Vazor]

You get arrested for Grand Theft Sneaker.

*inserts coin*

[FalconZero]

You got maple syrup!

*inserts coin*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get more coins

*inserts two coins*

[graingert]

you get a blue coin

Inserts star

[Vazor]

You get nothing, because you didn't put astericks around your insert!

*inserts belly button lint*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get a strange cheese smell

*inserts asterisks*

[Vazor]

You get the numbers 9, 6, and 3!

*inserts yatzee*

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get a Yeti!

*pulls shoes out of vending machine, and inserts Fen's chain*

[Vazor]

You get chain mail!

*inserts chainmail armor*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get an entire knight (and a day)

*inserts bad puns*

[Vazor]

You get a PUNishment!

*inserts dog dung*

[Ember]

you get your dog dung back! the vending machine doesn't want it!

*inserts smiley*

[Vazor]

You get punched in the nose!

*inserts newspaper*