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[FalconZero]

You get a clear item.

*inserts token*

[Vazor]

You get JRR Tolkein!

*inserts LOTR trilogy*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get an ignorant teen that thinks LOTR is well good, but hasn't actually read any of the books and when you do expose this teen to the books, hg/she/it falls asleep instantly.

*inserts the same ignorant teen*

[Vazor]

You get generic angst!

*inserts my band*

[FalconZero]

You get a rubberband.

*inserts a silver token*

[Vazor]

You get a golden ticket!

*inserts Oompa-Loompa*

[Stalfos]

you get poked in the eye by an Oompa-Loompa!!

*inserts boxing gloves*

[Vazor]

You get a punching bag!

*inserts DVDs*

[Stalfos]

you get a vhs from the '80s!!!!

*inserts paint*

[Vazor]

*machine short circuits from paint being poured into it*

*summons new machine*

*inserts coin*

[FalconZero]

You got an odd emblem!

*inserts coin*

[Stalfos]

you get kirby!

*inserts forum*

[Vazor]

You get a reciept!

*inserts cucco*

[FalconZero]

You get a basket of eggs!

*inserts coin*

[Vazor]

You get...a SPORK!

*inserts Platapus*

[graingert]

you get a freeky duck-beaver-eel-snake thingy

inserts silhouette (shadow for not so posh people)

[Vazor]

You get beat up by Peter Pan for stealing his shadow.

*inserts mouse*

[FalconZero]

You get a mousepad!

*inserts a disk*

[Vazor]

You get a disk read error!

*insers Bill Gates*

[FalconZero]

You get Windows XP.

*inserts coin*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get some randomly boring and uninteresting thing of a mysterious, yet tediously nondescript nature.

*inserts randomness*

[Vazor]

You get randomized!

*inserts randomizer machine*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get insane random chaos that nullifys and destroys the Universe.

*negatively inserts something into non-existant Vending Machine*

[Vazor]

You get the universe restored!

*inserts calendar*

[Stalfos]

you get saturday!

*inserts cheese*

[Vazor]

You get a camera!

*inserts corpse hand*

[Stalfos]

you get me haunting you for the rest of your life!

*inserts toilet paper*

[Isis]

You get a heartpiece from a creepy hand!

*Inserts coin*

[Stalfos]

you get an all-expenses paid trip!...to the anaesthetic(sp?) factory. you're numb for a week.

*inserts a lemon*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get explicit pornography involving Japanese tentacle monsters, Japanese schoolgirls in those sailor-style school girl uniforms. In fact, the pr0n is so explicit you are blinded permanently, never to see again. Also, if you are a guy, you will have a permanent bulge in your pants. Permanent!

*inserts Bible*