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[Mystic Kitsune]

You get...the world...

*inserts pepsi*

[ninja kitten]

you get a pepsi commercial.

*inserts a pic of my bishi*

[ESK]

Your bishi is rejected and now rather squashed.

*insert library card*

[Steel Samurai]

you got a mangled library card

inserts 100 dollar bill

[Overconfidence]

You get 400 quarters.

*inserts a turtle shell*

[Steel Samurai]

Gets duck soup

[Fara Moon]

You get air for inserting nothing.

*Inserts pokecard*

[Chiaki]

Gets Mew


*inserts 5 rupees*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get nothing. There's nothing that you can buy with 5 rupees.

*inserts you*

[Chiaki]

REJECTED!!!


*inserts 100 yen*

[SL the Pyro]

Rejected; you get mangled yen as a result of the machine not accepting foreign currency.

*Inserts Dark Matter.*

[Fara Moon]

You get Dark Candy.

*Inserts Old Light Spell.*

[Chiaki]

Gets a New Light Spell


*inserts a pumpkin*

[Fara Moon]

You get a piece of Pumpkin Pie.

*Inserts *

[Keen]

Get SYSTEM ERROR 212: TOTAL DEVASTATION. THIS COMPUTER WILL EXPLODE IN 5... 4... 3... 2.... ABORT SYSTEM DESTRUCTION WAS DESTROYED.

I insert one year and ten days, with a bonus if you can figure out why.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You get a calendar that explodes in your face.

*inserts these forums*

[Keen]

You get rabies.

I insert three fifty.

[SL the Pyro]

REJECTED! Can't insert currency.

Inserts Poppy Jr.

Poppy Jr.: "Ooh-- wait, what!?" *Dark Link crams him into the vending machine.*

Edited by Dark Link, 27 November 2006 - 11:47 AM.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Machine gets bomb ability


I insert an Alastor soul

(for those who don't know, PLAY Castlevania!!)

[SL the Pyro]

You get a fire whip AND an ice whip. (I know about THOSE at least.)

Poppy Jr.: *Gets spit out of machine when it gets the bomb ability.* If you do that again, I'm gonna shove a bomb up your behind!

Yeah, yeah...

*Inserts Gabe Puratekuta.*

[Gabe Puratekuta]

The machinge gets destroyed and I shove a partisan down your throat!!


I insert Dark Link's dying corpse with the partisan still in him

[SL the Pyro]

I come out alive and with the partisan intact, but in my hand.

*inserts his hat*

[Gabe Puratekuta]

A Gorgon pops out.

".........."


I insert two lightsabers

[SL the Pyro]

You get a video of Obi-Wan and Anakin fighting in the Mustafar system (From Star Wars: Episode III).

*Unscrews the bolts on Meta-Ridley that hold his head together to make it fall off, then crams his head into the machine.*

[Keen]

You get meta-rabies.

I insert the number three and the number fifty.

[SL the Pyro]

You get the number fifty-three.

*Inserts Medusa Head.* (Boss #8 from LoZ:OoS.)

[Gabe Puratekuta]

You get a Headhunterthat fuses with a lizardman head and attacks you



I insert the whip-sword

[SL the Pyro]

You get Soul Calibur and Soul Edge, but the blades destroy each other as soon as they notice each other. So you get nothing.

*Inserts a chocolate chip (like the ones in cookies).*

[Gabe Puratekuta]

You get a cookie



I insert a Succubus soul

[SL the Pyro]

You get a Vampire.

*Inserts an octopus.*