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Posted 04 August 2005 - 07:55 PM

All right. I hear you.

Allow me a day, ill just jot down the relevent versus, and try to 'help' you, cause that should be my and everybody else's motive yeah? ..

It starts of with the Sign of Jonah, the dream of Pilate's Wife, contradictions in the four gospels regarding the crucifixion, him being seen by his apostles AFTER crucifixion and most importantly the relevent versus regarding the lost sheep, to whom the son of man was sent!.

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Posted 04 August 2005 - 10:13 PM

"thou art Peter; and upon this rock I will build my church"

And that church was the Catholic (universal) church, and accepted people of all creeds. As such, Jesus predicted this would happen.

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Posted 04 August 2005 - 11:05 PM

All right. I hear you.

Allow me a day, ill just jot down the relevent versus, and try to 'help' you, cause that should be my and everybody else's motive yeah? ..

It starts of with the Sign of Jonah, the dream of Pilate's Wife, contradictions in the four gospels regarding the crucifixion, him being seen by his apostles AFTER crucifixion and most importantly the relevent versus regarding the lost sheep, to whom the son of man was sent!.


Wait a minute. You're going to disprove the crucifixion directly from the Gospel? Ha! I wouldn't miss this for all the communion bread in Rome.

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Posted 04 August 2005 - 11:16 PM

waffers arunma, they're waffers...you know like vanilla waffers, except Jesus flavored.

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 09:07 AM

waffers arunma, they're waffers...you know like vanilla waffers, except Jesus flavored.


Yeah, but I was talking about any hypothetical non-Catholic churches which happen to be in Rome. Because we all know that the doctrine of transubstantiation is nonbiblical. :lol:

Anyway, I look forward to seeing this supposed proof against the death of Jesus. Precisely how do you prove this from a document which specifically says that Jesus died?

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 09:23 AM

I must all tell you, i am not here to 'debate' over anything. It would be better if you read what i have to say with an open mind and this is a job of a truth seeker as i quote the Holy versus of the Bible.

“Then certain of the scribes and of the Pharisees answered, saying, ‘Master, we would see a sign from thee.’ But he answered and said unto them, ‘An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas: For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale’s belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.’”(Matthew 12:38-39).

to gather what happened to Jesus we must understand what was the sign of Jonah. Jonas went ALIVE in the belly of the fish, and came out ALIVE. If some may want to argue he may have 'died' for a little while in belly of the fish the answer is very simple . . . .

"I always though it Jesus who was the Son of God, and with all the miraculous powers as of giving his blood on the cross and wiping out all sins of the world and things like waking up from the dead..... now a prophet too?

Anyways, it is a widely accepted fact the Jonas never died in the belly of the fish.

So i ask, did Jesus know more about what was to be of him as he claimed the sign of Jonas in his regard or would you?

Jesus IF fulfilled the sign of Jonas would need to set on the cross Alive, and come out of it Alive.

Pilate and his role

And Jesus stood before the governor, and the governor asked him, saying, ‘Art thou the King of the Jews?’ And Jesus said unto him, ‘Thou sayest.’ And when he was accused of the chief priests and elders, he answered nothing. Then said Pilate unto him, ‘Hearest thou not how many things they witness against thee?’ And he answered him to never a word; insomuch that the governor marveled greatly. Now at that feast the governor was wont to release unto the people a prisoner, whom they would. And they had then a notable prisoner called Barabbas. Therefore, when they were gathered together, Pilate said unto them, ‘Whom will ye that I release unto you? Barabbas, or Jesus which is called Christ?’”(Matthew 27:11-17)


There are two things to note here. First, the Biblical account claims that a custom existed that allowed people to ask for the release of a prisoner of their choosing. If we are to believe the above account, something seems curious. The “chief priests and elders of the people” had taken Jesus Christ before Pilate, specifically, as is stated in Matthew 27:1, for petitioning Pilate to put Jesus to death. One can well imagine the frenzy of a crowd of Jewish priests escorting Jesus to Pilate—they wanted him dead. So what was Pilate’s reaction? After questioning Jesus he decided to take advantage of a custom and allowed the priests to choose whether they wanted Jesus or Barabbas to be released.

For he knew that for envy they had delivered him (Matthew 27:18)

The above verse is quite interesting. It seems to me that although he knew the true, underlying reason—jealousy—motivating the priests, Pilate’s offer of Barabbas was his way of measuring the level of discontent against Jesus. Supposedly, Barabbas was a very notorious criminal. Yet the priests preferred that Jesus be put the death. So, the request by the Jews to free Barabbas was unusual and was Pilate’s first confirmation that the priests were unjustified in their charges.

When he was set down on the judgment seat, his wife sent unto him, saying, ‘Have thou nothing to do with that just man: for I have suffered many things this day in a dream because of him (Matthew 27:19)


Pilate was startled by his wife’s dream. He had stood before an extraordinary man. He knew perfectly well why the Jewish priests were scheming to execute Jesus. He had heard of Jesus and his profound teachings, he had heard of the jealously and envy of the priests against Jesus. Finally, there stood The Man—Jesus. It must have been a powerful experience. So, is it difficult to believe that the superstitious Pilate would have done all in his power to help Jesus?

We must ask why is it that Jesus was set to be crucified one day before the sabath day? a day in which no Jew in right mind would let ANYONE hang on the tree, since it is their law not to let anyone hang on the tree no matter what sort of a criminal he is.

Pilate chose this day, more than any other to 'somehow' not face the wrath of God for punishing a man who is innocent, a man who is innocent told by God in Pilate's Wife's dream.

Examine the next verse, and your hearts will answer at once:

The Jews therefore, because it was the preparation, that the bodies should not remain upon the cross on the Sabbath day, besought Pilate that their legs might be broken, and that they might be taken away. Then came the soldiers, and broke the legs of the first, and of the other which was crucified with him. But when they came to Jesus and saw that he was dead already, they brake not his legs (John 19 :31-33)


Did Pilate issue advance orders to the Centurion instructing him not to break the bones of Jesus? It highly suprising that the centurion did not brake his legs as the bible documents the centurions were not far of from 'beastily'. So even if we for the sake of arguement beleive that Jesus was dead by that time, two things are established . . .

1 ) Two criminals and Jesus Christ were put on the cross the same time, but for some odd reason Jesus (being divine?) died before ??? Odd is it not

2) Even if Jesus really died why dint those beastily centurions brake the legs anyway? But what 'finsihes' the dogma is the following...

How could the Centurion have believed that Jesus was dead, when the very next verse states that to “ensure” that he was dead, the Centurion “pierced” his side?

And the next verse follows....

But one of the soldiers with a spear pierced his side, and forthwith came there out BLOOD and water.


There, alas! Proved beyond a shadow of doubt. Here is something for those who fear God and ponder over his Religion.

It is known to every man that from a 'dead' body, blood cannot possibly not gush out as the hearts stop working and there is nothing to pump blood, it simply gets clotted.

And so did Jesus Christ, indeed the King of the Jews fulfill the sign of Jonas, and that is going in the heart of the earth alive and coming out alive! (All praise belongs to God. Amen)

I'd like to in my next post right about the events after crucifixion. And what is that? somebody said the it was the Apostle peter who preached among the gentiles??? That is actualyl 'funny'. I'd like to show you the true colors of Saint Paul. It isnt your fault actually...today's christianity each and every bit there is to it, is based on Pauline Christianinty. From the momment you could hear you have been told of him. But God leave's behind traces and evidence of truth, for this is his way. Amen.

Just one more thing, atonement. This means that witht eh blood sacrifice of Jesus yeah? thr whole world sins have been abolished yeah? Could somebody please give me reference to where this exactly is in the gospels, from the mouth of Jesus. Thanks

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 10:19 AM

Thanks for a good laugh Hermine...after a night of staying up with a crying baby I needed that...

So are you saying that YOU dont believe that Jesus died for us all? Or are you one of those peoples that believe Jesus ran away from his duties and lived in Japan or some other country and died a rip old age of whatever?

Wouldn't that be cowardly of him? Are you saying that Jesus was a coward???

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 11:05 AM

I find it difficult to believe that he deliberately died for us. The evidence Hermine provides only states that Jesus had no intention of dying, but could see no other way out so resigned himself to his fate.

It does not prove that Jesus did not die...

Although there is this guy buried in India called Issa, who is supposed to have had scars on his feet that suggested he had survived crucifixion and is supposed to have come from Judea...

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 02:19 PM

How could the Centurion have believed that Jesus was dead, when the very next verse states that to “ensure” that he was dead, the Centurion “pierced” his side?

And the next verse follows....



There, alas! Proved beyond a shadow of doubt. Here is something for those who fear God and ponder over his Religion.

It is known to every man that from a 'dead' body, blood cannot possibly not gush out as the hearts stop working and there is nothing to pump blood, it simply gets clotted.


right...ok. well, i think that after all jesus had already gone through, it'd look like he was pretty dead to me too. also, correct me if i'm wrong (and i may be), but didn't jesus suffer more than the other two being crucified? i'm sure simply the crown of thorns would be enough of a difference to make him bleed enough to die faster...depending on how hard they pushed it down.

ok...why wouldn't the centurion break his legs? a number of reasons, really. maybe he thought he was dead, then saw something to convince him otherwise which is why he used the spear. hell, it could really just boil down to the fact that the guy was TIRED and didn't want to waste the energy of breaking somebody's legs on someone he thought was dead. i haven't tried before, but i kind of assume that it's harder then a flick of the wrist.

ok, ok...and if he's STILL alive...since blood was pouring out (which maybe the piercing with the spear opened up an organ that was full of blood (and water), not necessarily just from blood flow)...but if he was still alive after the others' legs were broken...well...he did get a SPEAR in his side. i'd think that'd probably do well enough to get the rest done.

i really don't see any of that as proving anything that you claimed without a doubt.

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 03:08 PM

So are you saying that YOU dont believe that Jesus died for us all? Or are you one of those peoples that believe Jesus ran away from his duties and lived in Japan or some other country and died a rip old age of whatever?

Wouldn't that be cowardly of him? Are you saying that Jesus was a coward???

You see, you must not get offended if certain people disagree with you and musnt put things in their mouth as "do you think Jesus was a coward?" I mean, WHERE DOES THAT COME FROM?....

Now since YOU brought up the subject, i'd like to answer you the same question.

Do you think Jesus to be a coward? huh? run away from his duties? . . .

Lost Sheep of the house of Israel

These twelve Jesus sent forth, and commanded them, saying, ‘Go not into the way of the Gentiles, and into any city of the Samaritans enter ye not: But go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. (Matthew 10: 5 & 6)


We understand from the above verse that Jesus did not want his apostle's to go the gentiles (non-jewish folk), but rather to the Lost Sheep. Obviously since he told them to 'go
to them' its understood they possibly could not have been in Israel and moreover they were 'lost'.

But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. (Matthew 15:24)

Jesus had to find them. He could not have abondened the commandment of God. Jesus could not have possibly neglect his duties and as most christians say went flying to heaven. He instead survived the cross, as he gave the sign of Jonas and was seen after the event of crucifixion...

And he said unto them, ‘Why are ye troubled? And why do thoughts arise in your hearts? Behold my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have.’ And when he had thus spoken, he showed them his hands and his feet. And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, he said unto them, ‘Have ye here any meat?’ And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb. And he took it, and did eat before them” (Luke 24: 36-43)


These verses show that it is certain that Jesus never went to heaven; rather, coming out of the tomb, he went to Galilee; -- like an ordinary man, in normal clothes, with a human body. If he had been resurrected after death, how was it that this body of spirit could still have borne the wounds inflicted upon him on the Cross? What need had he to eat?

This is how Jesus miraclously obeyed the commandment of God. He did not 'escape' to heaven and leave behind the lost tribes and his duties, he himself said that was sent ONLY to the lost sheep and here he says that he will find them and they will hear his voice, as there is 'one flock and one shepherd'

And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd. (John 10:16)


I must to write later on the arrangments Pilate had with Jospeh and Nicodemus who were allowed to take the body of Jesus after crucifixion. Thanks.

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 03:19 PM

Dear WiccaWicca,

coming up with all sort of mind boggling logic, that he must have got tired, and that maybe the thorned crown was more painful etc etc, woudnt you take the following as a 'possiblilty';

Pilate showed great unwillingness to crucify Jesus, lest punish him. Not breaking his legs, putting that crucifixion date that of a sabath and allowing Joseph to take his body away, do you not concider this unusual?

About the spear. It was not to 'hurt' him, instead to 'ensure' wether he is still alive or dead. You know a simple poke too see wether bloods comes out. Besides he was given vinegar on a sponge momments before he died as you beleive, why not others? I will let you know in due time.

I do plan on writing of the arrangements made between Pilate and others. Thanks

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 03:34 PM

As for your Jonah arguments, they seem mostly just a matter of interpretation - I think Jesus was referriung more to the three days than the state Jonah was in.
As for Pilate trying to save Jesus, despite publicly washing his hands of the matter - wouldn't the fanatical Jewish leaders make him more likely to want to do as they say? If they got a whiff of unfair practise, they could make Pilate's life very difficult. The voice of the people is very powerful.

As for the rest, I found this:

Before the crucifixion, however, came the scourging. Every Roman execution (except those of women and Roman senators or soldiers) was preceded with scourging. Our Lord was stripped of His clothing and His hands were tied to an upright post. The whip consisted of several short braids of leather thongs with small iron balls or sharp pieces of sheep bones tied at intervals along the length.

Quoting from the medical article: "The upper and lower back and legs were flogged either by two soldiers or by one who alternated positions. The severity of the scourging depended on the disposition of the soldiers and was intended to weaken the victim to a state just short of collapse or death. After the scourging, the soldiers often taunted the victim. As the Roman soldiers repeatedly struck the victim's back with full force, the iron balls would cause deep contusions and the leather thongs and sheep bones would cut into the skin and subcutaneous tissues. Then, as the flogging continued, the lacerations would tear into the underlying skeletal muscles and produce quivering ribbons of bleeding flesh. Pain and blood loss generally set the stage for circulatory shock. The extent of blood loss may well have determined how long the victim would survive the cross."

We know from the Gospels that the scourging of our Lord was especially harsh. The soldiers were quite amused by the fact that Jesus claimed to be a king, so they wrapped Him in a robe and placed a crown of thorns on His head. Then they spat on Him and struck Him in the head with a wooden staff.

The harsh scourging, with its intense pain and considerable loss of blood, put our Lord almost in a state of shock. He no doubt grew weaker and weaker. Remember, He had not slept the night before, nor had he eaten since the previous evening. The doctors say that even before the crucifixion, our Lord's "physical condition was at least serious and possibly critical."

Jesus was so weakened by His ordeal that He was unable to carry the crossbar of His cross from the sight of the scourging to Calvary. The doctors take this as further evidence of how close to collapse and death the scourging had brought Him, since they believe that Jesus was in good physical shape before His punishment began. The normal rigors of our Lord's ministry demanded a healthy, physically fit person.

Jesus was accompanied from the scourging to Calvary by a complete Roman military guard. The guard was charged with staying with the crucifixion victim until they were certain of His death.

At the sight of the crucifixion, our Lord tasted and then refused the bitter drink of wine fixed with gall. The drink was intended as a mild pain-killer to prolong the agony of crucifixion. Jesus was then thrown to the ground and His arms were stretched out along the upper bar of the cross. At this point, the wounds on His back and legs reopened, bled again, and were rubbed in the dirt.

Tapered iron spikes from 5 to 7 inches long were then nailed through our Lord's wrists, not his palms, and into the cross. While the bones of the wrist are strong enough to support the body's weight, the bones of the palms are not. Drawings, paintings, and Scriptural descriptions of the Crucifixion show or mention the nails in the palms because the people of that time considered the wrists to be part of the hands, along with the palms.

The nails passed between the major long bones of the wrist and through the median nerve - thus producing sharp, stabbing bolts of fiery pain through His arms. No major blood vessels were punctured by the nails, however. After the wrists were nailed to the cross, our Lord and the top bar of the cross were lifted by the soldiers and attached to the upright section of the cross, which was already in the ground.

Then Jesus' feet were nailed to the upright section of the cross. The spike was driven between the second and third metatarsal bones of the foot, in such a way that the weight of the body could be supported on the spike. Again, the nail would not cut through any major blood vessel - but major nerves would be severed, thus producing great bolts of pain.

When the nailing was complete, the "titulus," or wooden plate inscribed with the victim's crime ("Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews") - which He had carried with Him through the streets to Calvary - was attached to the cross. The soldiers and the crowd then taunted Him and the soldiers divided up His clothes, as was the custom.

The major physiological effect of crucifixion was to make breathing - particularly exhaling - extremely difficult and painful. Victims usually died of either the loss of blood or by suffocating. The weight of the body pulling down on the outstretched arms and shoulders pulled the breathing muscles into a state of inhalation. Exhaling could only be accomplished with conscious effort, and even then breathing would be very shallow and not adequate. Muscle cramps and convulsions occurred.

The only way Jesus was able to breathe on the cross was by lifting His body up by pushing down on the nail through His feet and pulling Himself up on the nails in His wrists. This would allow the breathing muscles to stretch in their normal fashion. But it also produced searing bolts of excruciating pain through His arms and legs. The bleeding ribbons of torn flesh on His back scraped against the rough cross and bled once again. Each breath was not only agonizing, but extremely tiring.

Jesus spoke seven times from the cross. Since one must exhale in order to speak, even His brief words must have been extremely tiring and painful. The Gospels tell us that at about 3 PM that Friday afternoon Jesus cried out in a loud voice, bowed His head, and died. The soldiers and onlookers witnessed and recognized His moment of death.

Victims of crucifixion generally lasted from 3 or 4 hours to 3 or 4 days before dying. The more severe the scourging, and the greater the loss of blood, the shorter would be the period before death. The Roman soldiers were trained to hasten death by either breaking the legs of the victim below the knee or stabbing the chest with a lance. Though the legs of the two thieves crucified along with Jesus were broken, the soldier pierced Jesus' side with his lance. The Gospel tells us that blood and water came forth from the wound. The doctors tell us that the lance in all probability pierced our Lord's right lung and then His heart, and the water which came forth was fluid from the lungs and heart. The accumulation of this fluid is normal in cases of heart failure and extreme blood loss. The lance thrust alone would have been fatal.

The doctors write that there are several possible explanations for the exact cause of our Lord's death. His sudden crying out in a loud voice just before He died suggests "a catastrophic terminal event" such as a heart attack or, as some suggest, an actual rupturing of the heart muscle. The doctors believe, however, that Jesus' crying out could have been caused by a fatal heart attack or sudden loss of normal heart rhythm. They believe that the cause of death, like that of other victims of crucifixion, was caused by many things, including the shock of extreme blood loss, exhaustion, suffocation, and heart failure. So weakened by the brutal scourging was our Lord, that this normally healthy, physically fit man in the prime of His life died after only 3 or 4 hours on the cross.

The exact cause of Christ's death is not the important point the doctors want to make, however. As they conclude: "The important feature may not be how He died but rather whether He died. Clearly the weight of medical evidence indicates that Jesus was dead before the wound to His side was inflicted. Accordingly, interpretations based on the assumption that Jesus did not die on the cross appear to be at odds with modern medical knowledge."

and this:

The New Testament provides a description of the events that surrounded the crucifixion of Jesus. The first event that impacts the question of Jesus' death was the scourging that occurred before His crucifixion. Scourging occurred as a preliminary Roman punishment in all instances of crucifixion.1 A short whip composed of several single or braided leather thongs tied to small iron balls or sharp pieces of sheep bones was primarily used in scourging.2 The severity of the scourging depended on the individuals who were doing the scourging. Its intent was to weaken the victim to a state just short of collapse or death.3 The Bible indicates that Jesus was scourged, although the degree to which He was punished is not detailed.4 However, a prophecy from Isaiah indicates that "His appearance was marred more than any man."5 A particularly graphic medical description of Roman scourging occurs in an article from JAMA.6

"As the Roman soldiers repeatedly struck the victim's back with full force, the iron balls would cause deep contusions, and the leather thongs and sheep bones would cut into the skin and subcutaneous tissues.7 Then, as the flogging continued, the lacerations would tear into the underlying skeletal muscles and produce quivering ribbons of bleeding flesh.2,7,25 Pain and blood loss generally set the stage for circulatory shock.12 The extent of blood loss may well have determined how long the victim would survive on the cross.8"

Jewish law limited the number of lashes to 39,2 although it is not known if the Romans would have abided by Jewish religious law. However, the biblical texts indicate that the soldiers assigned to scourging Jesus enjoyed mocking and torturing Him. They made a crown of thorns, put it on His head and pretended to hail Him as king.7 They continue to beat and punch and spit on Him until He was led back to Pontius Pilate.8 Such behavior indicates that Jesus' scourging was probably particularly harsh. Further evidence of the severity of the preliminary punishment could be seen in Jesus' inability to carry His own crossbar (which was customary3, 9) from the Praetorium to the crucifixion site.10

Jesus' CrucifixionDetails from the gospel accounts of the Jesus' crucifixion match those found in secular writings. For example, A sign on which the condemned man's name and crime were displayed was placed above the man's head.9,11 The gospels describe Jesus' sign, which said, "Jesus the Nazarene, the King of the Jews."12 The religious leaders didn't like the sign and suggested it be change to "He said I am King of the Jews."13 By law, the victim was given a bitter drink of wine mixed with myrrh (gall),3,14 which is mentioned in the gospel accounts.15 The condemned man was either tied or nailed to the crossbar, with nailing being the preferred method of the Romans.3,9 The gospels describe Jesus being nailed to the cross.16 Roman soldiers could hasten death of crucifixion victims by breaking the legs below the knees.3,9 This technique was described for the two thieves who were crucified with Jesus.17 To make sure Jesus was dead, the soldiers took a spear and pierced His side.18 It seems likely most Roman soldiers were taught to thrust a spear through the right side of the chest through the lungs and heart - a fatal wound.9  

The idea that Jesus just swooned on the cross and didn't die is medically impossible. Death by crucifixion occurred through exhaustion asphyxia - the victim eventually suffocated.6 The position of the body on the cross left the chest muscles used for breathing in a permanent inhalation position. In order to exhale, the victim would have to actively push his body up against the nails holding his feet to the cross. If Jesus had passed out on the cross, He would have died within 10 minutes by suffocation.9 What does the Bible tells us that happened after Jesus "swooned?" The Bible says that after Jesus had died, Joseph of Arimathea walked from Golgotha to the Praetorium to ask Pontius Pilate for the body of Jesus.19 Pilate was surprised that Jesus was dead already, so he sent a messenger to Golgotha to summon the centurion for questioning.20 After the centurion arrived, Pilate determined that Jesus was dead and allowed Joseph to take the body.20 The distance from the Praetorium to Golgotha was 1/3 mile.6 The necessary trips include:

Joseph Golgotha to Praetorium 0.33  
Messenger from Praetorium to Golgotha 0.33  
Centurion from Golgotha to Praetorium 0.33  
Joseph from Praetorium to Golgotha 0.33  
Total 1.33  

Even at the rapid pace of 5 mph (a very brisk walk indeed!) it would require a minimum of 16 minutes to complete all the trips. This time does not include any waiting time, which is unrealistic. Joseph would have had to wait for Pilate to be summoned, Pilate would have to wait and instruct the messenger, the messenger would have to convey the request to the centurion, and the centurion would have to report to Pilate and be questioned by him. Realistically, the entire scenario probably required over an hour. Jesus would have been dead well before that time if He had only swooned.



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Posted 05 August 2005 - 04:08 PM

All right Harry. Since you seem to accept the accuracy of the Gospels, explain this: "And Jesus cried out again with a loud voice and yielded up his spirit." (St. Matthew 27:50). You can't use obscure details from the Gospel to say that Jesus didn't die, when the Gospel specifically says that he did die.

By the way, it is futile and impolite to blaspheme the apostle Saint Paul. First of all, we're not in the habit of attacking any religious figures here. I'm sure you'd object if someone spoke badly of Mohammed. Likewise, we hold that Paul was a servant of Jesus Christ, and no Christian will listen to you if you disrespect him. Furthermore, he was universally accepted by the other apostles and the church. It sounds to me like you're deriding him because you know that his letters are the most reliable Scriptures, and that they attest many times to the crucifixion and resurrection. Such behavior isn't very honest, don't you agree?

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 05:07 PM

my name's spelled with k's. i can call you hairy-hemroid and it wouldn't change a thing.

Pilate showed great unwillingness to crucify Jesus, lest punish him. Not breaking his legs, putting that crucifixion date that of a sabath and allowing Joseph to take his body away, do you not concider this unusual?


are you saying that pilate helped jesus to secretly get out alive? why would he put jesus through all of the pain and torture that he had to endure just to let him get away? as a 'favor?' i don't think, in those much more barbaric times, they would probably rather him be put out of his misery.

ill post more when i get off of work, but please address me respectfully in a discussion. sarcasm and a play on my name isn't going to make me address you any nicer.

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 05:31 PM

my name's spelled with k's. i can call you hairy-hemroid and it wouldn't change a thing.

Well, it'd get you suspended. Was there an insult here?

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 07:06 PM

oh, I wasn't offended...it takes [img]http://forums.legendsalliance.com/public/ALOT.png[/img] to get the great Emiko offended XP I just thought your words to be hillarious..and no, I don't believe that Jesus was a coward...he came down to this Earth knowing that he was going to die a painful death..

The reason that I didn't quote the rest of the scripture was because well it was not important to quote the whole scripture...

No where in the bible does it say that Jesus planned on not dying....on the contrary in many scriptures it has Jesus stating that he is going to die.

John: 17, 18

and even Mark mentioned it in Mark 10: 45....

I would quote them, but a crying baby becones me :3 *rushes off*

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 08:22 PM

It is known to every man that from a 'dead' body, blood cannot possibly not gush out as the hearts stop working and there is nothing to pump blood, it simply gets clotted.

All liquids move from an area of more pressure to less pressure. If you stab a hole in the side of a milk carton the milk will spill out until it cant reach the hole anymore. Even without pressure from the heart blood still spills out at an immense rate, and if they hit an organ such as say, the liver, even more fluid would spill out in the form of Bile. The idea that we wouldn't bleed profusely without a heart is proposturous.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 01:09 PM

Wikka, it was a 'mistake'. As for my name, you can call me anything you like. As long as somehow i get to know your addressing me, no worries.

Korhend, it saddens me to know that you have no idea on what you talk about, but 'defend' it regardless. 'blind faith'.

And yes, how *propostorous* it is that blood cannot gush out from a dead body. Give me sometime while i change facts about the human body.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 01:54 PM

Harry, you still haven't answered my question. How could the Gospels possibly advocate that Jesus survived the crucifixion, when specific verses in each Gospel clearly say otherwise? If the Gospel says that Jesus died by crucifixion, it's intellectually dishonest to use a roundabout argument, based on the Gospels, to indicate that Jesus did not die. You've provided conjecture and speculation. I've provided a clear verse that indicates the contrary.

I've heard this precise argument before from the Muslims that I've debated. Thus I'm guessing you're Muslim. If you were to simply say "because the Qur'an says so," I'd accept that as a valid argument. But to twist the Gospel into something the authors never intended (not to mention your blasphemy of God's Apostle) is both dishonest and illogical.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 02:31 PM

Korhend, it saddens me to know that you have no idea on what you talk about, but 'defend' it regardless. 'blind faith'.

And yes, how *propostorous* it is that blood cannot gush out from a dead body. Give me sometime while i change facts about the human body.

What the hell? Blood comes out of dead bodies. Like Korhend said, a bottle has no heart, but if you poke a hole in it, it won't contain fluid anymore. This is just physics.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 04:35 PM

it's called potential energy. think of it like a balloon. a balloon's air isn't constantly moving around inside of it, nor is the balloon pulsating in any way. The air within it still exerts force on all sides of the balloon, which balances the pressure out, if you poke a hole in one side of the balloon, all of the air will rush out of that one side. if the balloon was heavier than the air pressure exiting it, it would stay still and a jet of air would shoot out of the hole, such as the case with blood and whatnot from Jesus' side.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 06:44 PM

You're accusing me of blind faith? Fine. Stand up to my test. Get a carton of fruit punch. Get you're mothers most expensive white dress. Hold the carton over it. Stab the carton in the side with a knife. If you're right, you have nothing to worry about, the juice will stay in the carton no matter how many holes you make.
If me and every other scientist on earth is right, osmosis will cause the juice to come flooding out until it physically cannot leave anymore.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 07:57 PM

While I don't know the technical aspects of the human body, I DO know that fruit punch doesn't clot, and it's very hard to make a carton of fruit punch die.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 08:07 PM

Fine. Stab yourself.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 08:21 PM

Bit pointless if you're stabbing a live person.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 08:41 PM

Kill yourself and stab yourself?

Just trying to help.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 08:51 PM

hmm, and Korhend didn't allude to crucifying / beating / flogging / killing a carton of fruit punch either, as is the case with Jesus.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 08:57 PM

Well done boys for turning logic upside it's head in the name of pointless comparisons.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 09:07 PM

Well done boys for turning logic upside it's head in the name of pointless comparisons.

What are you talking about? OK, have you ever handled or seen a meat of any kind? You know that fluid you get small amounts of coming out when you sever and poke it? Imagine a WHOLE animal made out of meats. Now imagine it was living just an hour ago. No imagine it being severed and poked.


See? Pointed comparison.

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 10:42 PM

Just try imagining this. Some ones body out cold on the floor, lifeless from asphixiation (the cause of death in crucifixion). I cut a big ol' hole in his side, and its not going to have blood spill out? The milk carton anology still works because last I checked, Most people aren't wolverine. They can't clot a spear wound in moments. If you're dead however one thing you [i]cannot[i] do anyway is clot. Deprived of oxygen the cells responsible for this process die. So if anything, blood gushing points to him being dead already.




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