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#61 canas is back

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:49 PM

get me a pen of ewes and a cow

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 10:17 PM

I'll buy 3 cows.

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 06:43 AM

I am poor so I don't want to buy anything :<

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 07:06 PM

Okay, after that round of buying we're at this state:

Kisseena _______________Kissy's Brick Farm (£918, 59 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 40 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
canas is back____________The Farm of Darkness (£751, 62 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 30 acres Wheat, 30 acres Barley, 30 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
Hana-Nezumi_____________Peaceful Plains (£845, 65 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 100 acres Wheat)
Jasi____________________Lobster Farm (£705, 58 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 40 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 20 acres Potatoes)
Sir Deimos_______________Floop the Pig Farms (£791, 59 cows, 55 ewes, 17 sows, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)

And card 7 is... another hazard! This time it's a stock hazard.

HAZARD: STOCK


These come thick and fast, don't they?

Kisseena rolls a 3!

3. Sell two barren cows for £65.


canas gets a 5.

5. You lose a horse with colic and get £1 for the carcase.


Well, that leaves you horseless. Oh dear.

Hana rolls 4!

4. Sell one old cow for £10.


Would you buy an old cow for £10?

For Jasi, it's a 5.

5. You lose a horse with colic and get £1 for the carcase.


Altogether I think we've killed more horses than the Grand National did.

And Sir Deimos gets a 6!

6. You lose one sow.


Well, that was careless. Especially after spending so much to get it.

New standings:

Kisseena _______________Kissy's Brick Farm (£983, 57 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 40 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
canas is back____________The Farm of Darkness (£752, 62 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 0 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 30 acres Wheat, 30 acres Barley, 30 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
Hana-Nezumi_____________Peaceful Plains (£855, 64 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 100 acres Wheat)
Jasi____________________Lobster Farm (£706, 58 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 40 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 20 acres Potatoes)
Sir Deimos_______________Floop the Pig Farms (£791, 59 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)

I'm just going to double post until you get a choice to make, okay?


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Posted 14 April 2013 - 07:23 PM

Last time we were here:

Kisseena _______________Kissy's Brick Farm (£983, 57 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 40 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
canas is back____________The Farm of Darkness (£752, 62 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 0 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 30 acres Wheat, 30 acres Barley, 30 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
Hana-Nezumi_____________Peaceful Plains (£855, 64 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 100 acres Wheat)
Jasi____________________Lobster Farm (£706, 58 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 40 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 20 acres Potatoes)
Sir Deimos_______________Floop the Pig Farms (£791, 59 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)

It's finally time for the January milk and seeds, though! Milk crops up monthly, and involves the milk board paying you for the milk from your cows over the month.

JANUARY MILK : SEEDS



January Milk. You receive from the Milk Marketing Board a payment for your January milk, which works out at £6 for each cow you own at this date.

Seeds. Purchase the seed you require for the year for your wheat, oats, barley and root crops by paying £2 for each acre that you are sowing.


Okay, bookkeeping time.

Kisseena has 57 cows, giving her £342. She's planting 100 acres of stuff, so spends £200 on seeds. £983 -> £1,125
canas has 62 cows, getting £372. He plants 100 acres of stuff, spending £200. £752 -> £924
Hana has 64 cows, getting £384. Planting 110 acres costs £220. £855 -> £1,019
Jasi has 58 cows, so £348. Planting 90 acres costs £180. £706 -> £874
Sir Deimos' 59 cows give £354. Planting 100 acres costs £200. £791 -> £945

Kisseena is richest in money, but poorest in cows!

So, onto card 9. Time for another auction! And also sundry bills for February.

FEBRUARY BILLS AND FARM
STOCK SALE

Pay Sundry Bills for February:
Wages and Sundries for February..............£125
Ladybird Smallholding : Sale of Stock by Auction, with Reserve.
2 cows, reserve price £135.
3 cows, reserve price £190.
1 sow, reserve price £35.
2 sows, reserve price £70.
1 horse, reserve price £35.


So, same deal as the last auction. Bid away! Oh, and after deducting the wages, the standings are:

Kisseena _______________Kissy's Brick Farm (£1,000, 57 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 40 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
canas is back____________The Farm of Darkness (£899, 62 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 0 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 30 acres Wheat, 30 acres Barley, 30 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
Hana-Nezumi_____________Peaceful Plains (£894, 64 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 100 acres Wheat)
Jasi____________________Lobster Farm (£749, 58 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 40 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 20 acres Potatoes)
Sir Deimos_______________Floop the Pig Farms (£820, 59 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)


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Posted 14 April 2013 - 08:00 PM

No animals this time. <_<

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 08:02 PM

I will go for the horse since I seem to have run out. for 40

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 08:33 PM

Lot 2 for 200

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 08:20 AM

135 on the lot of 2 cows

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 09:50 AM

£210 on the 3 cows

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 08:07 PM

£210 on the 3 cows


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215!!

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 08:29 PM

£220!

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 06:11 PM

£220!


£253!

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:15 PM

£140 on the lot of 2 cows

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 08:23 PM

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 05:45 PM

Okay, bidding is closed!

Canas wins the horse for £40, Kisseena spends £253 for 3 cows, and Jasi gets the 2 cows for £140.

Kisseena _______________Kissy's Brick Farm (£747, 60 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 40 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
canas is back____________The Farm of Darkness (£859, 62 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 30 acres Wheat, 30 acres Barley, 30 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
Hana-Nezumi_____________Peaceful Plains (£894, 64 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 100 acres Wheat)
Jasi____________________Lobster Farm (£609, 60 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 40 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 20 acres Potatoes)
Sir Deimos_______________Floop the Pig Farms (£820, 59 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)

No one wanted to buy sows, I see... A bit of a shame, because now it's time for them to give birth!

HAZARD : SOWS' SPRING
FARROWING


Let's roll them bones and see how many piglets you each made!

Kisseena gets a 3!

Your sows have averaged 6 pigs each.


canas rolls 6! Lucky!

Your average yield is 8 pigs per sow.


Hana gets a 1... Oh dear...

Neglect at farrowing results in yield of only 4 pigs per sow.


Jasi gets a 3.

Your sows have averaged 6 pigs each.


Sir Deimos also rolls 3.

Your sows have averaged 6 pigs each.


Fairly average, with two strong outliers. Everyone had 16 sows, so multiply that by your yield to find the number of piglets you now own!

We'll head straight on to card 11! It's milk money time again!

FEBRUARY MILK : WEEKLY AUCTION


February Milk. You receive from the Milk Marketing Board a payment for your February Milk which works out at £6 for each cow you own at this date.

Weekly Auction/ You can sell any of your piglets upon weaning for £3 each.


So, crunching the milk money we end up here:

Kisseena _______________Kissy's Brick Farm (£1,107, 60 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 40 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
canas is back____________The Farm of Darkness (£1,231, 62 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 128 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 30 acres Wheat, 30 acres Barley, 30 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
Hana-Nezumi_____________Peaceful Plains (£1,278, 64 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 64 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 100 acres Wheat)
Jasi____________________Lobster Farm (£969, 60 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 40 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 20 acres Potatoes)
Sir Deimos_______________Floop the Pig Farms (£1,174, 59 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)

Okay, decision time! You can turn around and sell any number of those new piglets for £3 each. You can of course choose to keep all of them if you want. How many do you each want to sell, if any?

Edited by Showsni, 18 April 2013 - 05:46 PM.


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Posted 18 April 2013 - 05:48 PM

I'll keep my bacon. ;d

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 05:59 PM

I, too, will keep the pigs!

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Posted 18 April 2013 - 06:33 PM

sell 50 pigs

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 01:54 PM

Sell 50 pigs

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Posted 27 April 2013 - 05:39 PM

Okay, 50 piglets give you £150.

Kisseena _______________Kissy's Brick Farm (£1,107, 60 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 40 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
canas is back____________The Farm of Darkness (£1,381, 62 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 78 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 30 acres Wheat, 30 acres Barley, 30 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
Hana-Nezumi_____________Peaceful Plains (£1,278, 64 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 64 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 100 acres Wheat)
Jasi____________________Lobster Farm (£1,119, 60 cows, 50 ewes, 16 sows, 46 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 40 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 20 acres Potatoes)
Sir Deimos_______________Floop the Pig Farms (£1,174, 59 cows, 55 ewes, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)

Next card!

After the pigs have farrowed, it's time for the lambing. (Or probably at the same time, but whatever.)

HAZARD : EWES LAMBING


Once again, we have to roll the dice to see how well you do.

Kisseena rolls... a 1, I'm afraid.

1. Your ewes have 55 lambs, and you lose 5 ewes.


canas gets a 1 as well...

1. Your ewes have 55 lambs, and you lose 5 ewes.


Hana cares for the sheep only slightly better, with a 2.

2. Your ewes have 60 lambs and you lose 5 ewes.


Jasi does a little better still, with a 3!

3. Your ewes have 65 lambs and you lose 5 ewes.


But the best sheep farmer is clearly Sir Deimos, with a 5!

5. Your ewes have 70 lambs without any loss.


Kisseena _______________Kissy's Brick Farm (£1,107, 60 cows, 45 ewes, 55 lambs, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 40 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
canas is back____________The Farm of Darkness (£1,381, 62 cows, 50 ewes, 55 lambs, 16 sows, 78 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 30 acres Wheat, 30 acres Barley, 30 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
Hana-Nezumi_____________Peaceful Plains (£1,278, 64 cows, 45 ewes, 60 lambs, 16 sows, 64 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 100 acres Wheat)
Jasi____________________Lobster Farm (£1,119, 60 cows, 45 ewes, 65 lambs, 16 sows, 46 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 40 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 20 acres Potatoes)
Sir Deimos_______________Floop the Pig Farms (£1,174, 59 cows, 55 ewes, 70 lambs, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)

And that's March done and dusted. Except for the bills...

MARCH BILLS AND MILK YIELD



Pay your bills for March:
Wages and Sundries for March.................£250

Receive from the Milk Marketing Board a payment from your March milk at £6 a cow and pay a corn bill of £3 a cow, which results in you receiving £3 nett for each cow you own at this date.


More maths...
Kisseena: 1107-250+60*3 = £1,037
canas: 1381-250+62*3 = £1,317
Hana: 1278-250+64*3 = £1,220
Jasi: 1119-250+60*3 = £1,049
Sir Deimos 1174-250+59*3 = £1,101

Which brings us nicely to the next card...

It's a random insertion! A special stock adjustment.

-SPECIAL STOCK ADJUSTMENT-
Insert at random


Players may buy extra stock, if available, direct from the Auctioneer as follows:-

Cows: £50 each.
Ewes: £25 for a pen of five.
Sows: £20 each.
Horses: £40 each.


Current standings:

Kisseena _______________Kissy's Brick Farm (£1,037, 60 cows, 45 ewes, 55 lambs, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 40 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
canas is back____________The Farm of Darkness (£1,317, 62 cows, 50 ewes, 55 lambs, 16 sows, 78 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 30 acres Wheat, 30 acres Barley, 30 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
Hana-Nezumi_____________Peaceful Plains (£1,220, 64 cows, 45 ewes, 60 lambs, 16 sows, 64 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 100 acres Wheat)
Jasi____________________Lobster Farm (£1,049, 60 cows, 45 ewes, 65 lambs, 16 sows, 46 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 40 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 20 acres Potatoes)
Sir Deimos_______________Floop the Pig Farms (£1,101, 59 cows, 55 ewes, 70 lambs, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)

So, anyone want to buy any animals?


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Posted 27 April 2013 - 05:58 PM

25 for the ewes!

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 07:46 PM

Pass on this round

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 08:32 PM

I'll buy 5 cows.

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 08:46 PM

Pass please

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 11:48 AM

Okay, after that buying we stand as follows:

Kisseena _______________Kissy's Brick Farm (£1,037, 60 cows, 45 ewes, 55 lambs, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 40 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
canas is back____________The Farm of Darkness (£1,317, 62 cows, 50 ewes, 55 lambs, 16 sows, 78 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 30 acres Wheat, 30 acres Barley, 30 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
Hana-Nezumi_____________Peaceful Plains (£970, 69 cows, 45 ewes, 60 lambs, 16 sows, 64 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 100 acres Wheat)
Jasi____________________Lobster Farm (£1,049, 60 cows, 45 ewes, 65 lambs, 16 sows, 46 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 40 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 20 acres Potatoes)
Sir Deimos_______________Floop the Pig Farms (£1,076, 59 cows, 60 ewes, 70 lambs, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)

And it's time for another hazard! Looks like you've all got problems with your dairy herd.

HAZARD : DAIRY HERD


You know the drill, roll the dice...

Kisseena rolls 6!

6. Sell one old cow for £20.


canas goes for the other extreme with a 1...

1. Sell three old cows for £80.


Hana gets a 4.

4. Sell two barren cows for £70.


Jasi also gets 4.

4. Sell two barren cows for £70.


Sir Deimos finishes the round with a 3.

3. Sell three fat cows for £115.


Do farmers really have to sell cows if they get too fat? Can't they just diet or something?

Okay, moving on... Another random insertion? Uh oh. This time, it's a double hazard card!

-DOUBLE HAZARD CARD-
Insert at random


Well, roll them bones...

Kisseena rolls a 4.

4. While on the road, your tractor ran into your neighbour's dairy herd. Each farmer throws the dice. If an odd number is thrown, you give the player one of your cows. If an even number is thrown, you give the player two cows.


Oh, ouch... That's a harsh one. Kissy, get off the road! Quick rundown, and...canas: 4, even. Hana: 6, even. Jasi: 1, odd. Sir Deimos: 4, even. Kissy's drunken tractor rampage managed to kill 7 cows! She gives her own cows away to make up for the deaths, so in effect no one else's number of cows changes, Kisseena just loses 7.

canas gets a 2...

2. During crop spraying, the wind carried the spray in the wrong direction. Each farmer throws the dice. If a 1 or a 6 is thrown, you must pay £10 compensation to the player. No action is necessary if any other number is throw.


So, quick rolls again... Kissy, 1. Hana, 4. Jasi, 4. Sir Deimos, 2. Looks like the wind blew the chemicals over Kisseena's farm! Maybe that's what caused her to lose control of the tractor? canas pays £10 compensation to her.

Hana gets a... 4! Oh dear.

4. While on the road, your tractor ran into your neighbour's dairy herd. Each farmer throws the dice. If an odd number is thrown, you give the player one of your cows. If an even number is thrown, you give the player two cows.


It's a bad time to be a cow. Rolling... Kissy, 5. canas, 2. Jasi, 4. Sir Deimos, 2. That's another 7 dead cows. Also, we should take away your driving licence...

Jasi gets a 1!

1. Your dog has been worrying sheep. Pay £10 compensation to each farmer with more than 40 ewes and an extra £5 compensation if any farmer also has lambs.


I guess the dog is destroyed, too. Since every farmer has more than 40 ewes, and lambs, that's £15 to each player.

And finally, Sir Deimos gets a 6!

6. You need extra pasture for your dairy herd. Pay £50 to the farmer on your left.


Which would be Kisseena, the chemically sprayed bad driver.

Well, that was painful... No actions yet to take, but let's stop to lick our wounds for a bit.

Standings:

Kisseena _______________Kissy's Brick Farm (£1,132, 52 cows, 45 ewes, 55 lambs, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 40 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
canas is back____________The Farm of Darkness (£1,402, 59 cows, 50 ewes, 55 lambs, 16 sows, 78 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 30 acres Wheat, 30 acres Barley, 30 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)
Hana-Nezumi_____________Peaceful Plains (£1,055, 60 cows, 45 ewes, 60 lambs, 16 sows, 64 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 100 acres Wheat)
Jasi____________________Lobster Farm (£1,059, 58 cows, 45 ewes, 65 lambs, 16 sows, 46 store pigs, 1 horse, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 40 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 20 acres Potatoes)
Sir Deimos_______________Floop the Pig Farms (£1,156, 56 cows, 60 ewes, 70 lambs, 16 sows, 96 store pigs, 2 horses, 10 acres Roots, 40 acres Hay, 50 acres Pasture, 50 acres Wheat, 20 acres Barley, 20 acres Oats, 10 acres Potatoes)


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Posted 04 May 2013 - 11:57 AM

kissy I know it was your 21st birthday but you don't need to become an alcoholic so soon

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 12:16 PM

So between me and kissy we've just run over and killed fourteen cows... oops?

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 12:19 PM

Also what kind of tractors do you guys have that can take out 7 cows apiece? A m1 Abrams?

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 01:10 PM

I am proud of this wanton destruction.




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