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[Sir Turtlelot]

I hate when I get behind on thraeds like this. All these shenanigans going on in my family without me knowing about it!

*grabs rifle from the back of the truck*

Turtlelot! You better not have deflowered my darlin' baby Toast.

Well now, that's interesting.

Would you believe me if I told you Toast seduced me?

[Kilvaer]

My mother is no seductress! You probably slipped her a roofie!!

*accumulates posts like a madman*

Edited by Kilvaer, 24 May 2010 - 10:03 PM.

[Sir Turtlelot]

My mother is no seductress! You probably slipped her a roofie!!

*accumulates posts like a madman*

I did no such thing. Besides, I was just asking if he would believe that.

And you know, you're not really helping with the whole not getting me shot thing.

[Hana-Nezumi]

I hate when I get behind on thraeds like this. All these shenanigans going on in my family without me knowing about it!

*grabs rifle from the back of the truck*

Turtlelot! You better not have deflowered my darlin' baby Toast.

Well now, that's interesting.

Would you believe me if I told you Toast seduced me?

I did not! I'm an innocent little angel.

[Sir Turtlelot]

Well regardless of who seduced/drugged/did whatever to who, Kilvaer is here now, so SOAP can either shoot me or accept as Kilvaer's father.

[Chikara Nadir]

So. Did Kilvy ever pick up Red Dead?

[Kilvaer]

Turtlelot will be a good father! ;-;

And I haven't yet D: I was planning to go run up to Gamestop (40min away uphill *—* ) to go and get it, since my dad won't take me until I clean my room. But... I got distracted with drawing and so started to clean my room today... By tomorrow it shall be clean, but I hope not to be such a wussy and actually do the run. That way my feeling of accomplishment in buying it will be doubly so from having gotten off my tush to do it!

[Iron Knuckle]

Just a few more posts. Keep it up!

[Kilvaer]

Your peoples' support inspires me ;—;

*clicks Post with tears in eyes*

Soon I'll have my very own sword!

[Chikara Nadir]

But you're a man. You've always had your own sword.

[Sir Deimos]

Talking 'bout the meat sword.

[~Celesta~]

Your peoples' support inspires me ;—;

*clicks Post with tears in eyes*

We love to support spam!
And we love to have more Dorm members! Especially with this war coming up!

[Kilvaer]

I hope to see you on the battlefield, Celesta! As an ally or foe o_o

It'll be so much fuuuuuun!~

[Ikiosho]

I'm... so lost. Turtlelot is the father? I'm your second cousin, Kilvy!








Wait...

Turtlelot will be a good father! ;-;

[Kilvaer]

You got somethin' to say 'bout mah pa?! Second cousin or not, he is my daddy!

(also hugs)

[Chikara Nadir]

Jeeez, the expanded family of this forum is getting convoluted. I'm...a father now, time to start thinking like an adult.

[JRPomazon]

This process must continue. Look, a funny picture to spur activity.

[Kilvaer]

AHHHHH!!!!

I was just looking at that picture yesterday for my AIDS project! Hahaha! Oh, LA. I think I was meant to be in this thread. *hugs JRP*

Edited by Kilvaer, 26 May 2010 - 02:14 AM.

[~Celesta~]

JRP that pic made me laugh so hard!

[Chikara Nadir]

;__; Please tell me there are no giant scorpions or spiders in the family tree. Sure, do what you want with them, but if there are eggs pupae larvae children involved...

[Hana-Nezumi]

Hmm... so... Chik, Sir Turtlelot, or a giant scorpion... Who is my REAL baby daddy? (Sounds like the premise of a new reality show )

[SOAP]

Is it wrong that that one pic with the scorpion and the guy kinda turned me on?

...

I said KINDA.

[Hana-Nezumi]

I don't think so. Scorpion or not, there is still a tan, muscular, naked man with a nice butt in that picture~

[Egann]

Wow, JRP. You've been sitting on that nugget for quite some time.

Oh, added bonus of old thread: Chik causing earthquakes, and Lena showing how she really swings.

[Sir Deimos]

... I'm somewhat impressed Eggnog. You managed to remember that those pictures were in that old thread, and go to find them, so you can link them to this thread...

[Twinrova]

loooooooooooool Eggnog. Best drunk nickname ever.

[wisp]

Hmm... so... Chik, Sir Turtlelot, or a giant scorpion... Who is my REAL baby daddy? (Sounds like the premise of a new reality show )

It might even be.... me. T_T

There are a few nights that alcohol has all but erased from my memory. I'd like to hope I wouldn't seduce my own stepson, but you never know... XD

[Chikara Nadir]

WISP. What were you doing in the same bed as my potential baby-mama? o__o We didn't...there was never a time when all of us....


...was there?

[wisp]

WISP. What were you doing in the same bed as my potential baby-mama? o__o We didn't...there was never a time when all of us....


...was there?

I DON'T REMEMBER. T_T

[Egann]

I do. I got pictures, too. (Being designated driver has it's advantages.)

I'll think of something naughty to do with them eventually.

Edited by Egann, 27 May 2010 - 09:44 AM.