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[Fara Moon]

*takes out Farore's Wind and grabs SL by the collar.* Bye ya'll, happy crashings *waves then transports somewhere on the ground that is safe.*

Link: Well that explains where it was.

[GuardianNinja]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*holds each other*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*ketchup and mustardy crash oh and fridgy*
Phew... PUHH *spits out ketchup and mustard*
CK you alright? *pulls head out of mustard*
CK- yea I'm alright *both get up and push
fridges out of the way to normal ground*
CK- well we can't reuse that *flicks finger*
theres another house! *both run inside with
tool kit*

[Fara Moon]

Points at own post.

Hello, did anyone even look?

[GuardianNinja]

What are you talking about you didn't do anything to harm us and we crashed you were away from us
I didn't even mention you in the crash

[Fara Moon]

*smirks.* Thank you, you passed.

[SL the Pyro]

Err... you're still holding onto my collar, Fara. *points*

[GuardianNinja]

*another fridge box shield goes up around the second house*

[Mystic Kitsune]

*picks up all Naruto videos and throws them out*

It's all their fault I can't find a complete YYH box set on the shelves anymore >.<

[GuardianNinja]

OH NOES WE GOTTA GET THOSE VIDEOS!

[Fara Moon]

*Lets go of SL's collar.* Sorry.

[GuardianNinja]

*A giant mech made out of a house and fridge parts and anyother thing we needed
rises up out of the boxes and grabs the videos then jumps thousands of feet into
the air preparing a mega body slam*

[SL the Pyro]

Sigh... *grabs Fara, Eve, Darkray, Tundria and Cass by their clothes and goes into the Dark World with them to save them from the house mech*

*laughs at Link, who was left behind*

[Fara Moon]

Link: *Grabs Farore's Wind and transports to the dark world.* *Laughs at SL who forgot about that.*

[SL the Pyro]

That... shouldn't be possible. Not unless you got here and set up a warp point, at least... oh well, at least GN won't crush us now.

[GuardianNinja]

CK- um commander!

What

CK- there gone

Oh crap if we don't land on something this mech is doomed

*parachute*

CK- but we don't have to be too!

*big hole in ground now*

eh I no what to make now!

*snaps fingers*

Come on

*runs into house with tool kit*

[SL the Pyro]

*phases into the light world and plants a bomb on the tool kit, then goes back into the Dark World*

I don't think there will be any more of that...

[GuardianNinja]

(u are all monsters there muhahaha)

Screw driver

CK- here

thats a bomb...

*BOOOM house explodes*

use the tp to go to the station!

*teleported away*

[Toxin]

I'm bored today *yawns* I think I'll throw some lead pipes at....wheres LOD? oh well...i know DIE CK!!! *throws lead pipes with enough force to have it go straight though titanium*

[SL the Pyro]

*lead pipes fly through a titanium wall, a bag of (hardened) cement, and an SL shadow clone before reaching CK*

I'm so mean...

Tails: What was the whole point of that?

Adeleine: He's just trying to be funny.

[Fara Moon]

Cass: Slapstick.

Darkray: I don't get it.

I do.

[GuardianNinja]

I do wish you guys pay attention to my posts in the future

*mean while at the station*

wanna use the pipe bomb launcher?

CK- nah not so explosively

Gernade launcher?

CK- *slaps self*

how about a killer chocolate bar friend?

CK- whatever

CB- I want you to be my friend!

Wow thats creepy

CK- make sure to grab the chocolate torture kit!

[SL the Pyro]

*snaps fingers; another mansion appears*

I'll be watching TV if anyone needs me. *warps everyone back into the Light World and walks into the house*

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I use my incredible resourcefulness to create a automatic flaming marshmallow launcher out of two lead pipes, four blowtorches, a bag of marshmallows, two cans of hairspray, a spring, two screws wired to some batteries with a trigger in between the two. How do you figure this works?

Anyway, I shoot SL with it and he burns in sticky flaming goo.

[SL the Pyro]

*flaming marshmellow breaks through the window* SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!

*has to avoid several marshmellows (a couple do hit him in the arm) before leaping out another window and using his Pegasus Boots to send a flurry of kicks at Jack Swallows*

[GuardianNinja]

*A chocolate bar shaped like a small person walks in
up to SL and says "I want to be your friend" SL got
a little weirded out and the bar picked up a chocolate
sword and swings it at SL*

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Luckily I am still safe shooting marshmallows at SL.

a flurry of kicks at Jack Swallows

Specificity, my friend. Or enemy. >.>

Note these are high velocity marshmallows. *adds another hairspray canister to the combustion chamber* With an estimated 2 cubic centimeters (condensed) of hairspray being detonated in a 7 cubic centimeter area every shot to propel the marshmallow forward, this is one fast moving marshmallow. Only 150 rpm though...

Edited by Captain Jack Sparrow, 16 June 2007 - 12:31 PM.

[GuardianNinja]

*the chocolate bar turns around and says "stop hurting my friend!" and starts beating jack with the chocolate sword*

[Fara Moon]

Back in the Dark World.
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All he has to do is eat him.

Cass: If he does he better save us a piece..

???

[SL the Pyro]

Nah, I'm not hungry. *melts the Chocolate Bar with his Fire Rod, and CJS happens to be in the line of fire*

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

In the line of fire for only a second of course.

*Jack runs away after avoiding a fiery death to the upper levels and locks himself in a computer room.*

Whoever lived here before liked high security...

*sees the "deploy wall mounted M2 50 cal machine guns" button*

very high security... *notices for the first time the room is blast proof*

I think I'll stay in here!