
Furniture Wars!
#151
Posted 07 June 2007 - 05:42 PM
Link: *Link appears beside SL and hits Hazaku with the bat at [insert twice the speed of Hazaku] thus rocketing him skyward.*
Now that's what I call a home run.
#152
Posted 07 June 2007 - 07:39 PM
*gets up, very badly burnt* If I didn't like fire, I would REALLY hate Hazaku right now... ow... where's that red potion? *starts searching through his tunic in attempts to find said potion*
#153
Posted 07 June 2007 - 07:43 PM
Edited by Fox Fairy, 07 June 2007 - 07:50 PM.
#154
Posted 08 June 2007 - 09:16 AM
I wonder who makes these things... meh, whatever. *throws the empty bottle at Varnage, but it POOFs*
Nertz.
Edited by Shadow_Link, 08 June 2007 - 09:17 AM.
#155
Posted 08 June 2007 - 12:48 PM
#156
Posted 08 June 2007 - 01:16 PM
...is useless against me. *shadow-melts to avoid being crushed in the earth*Earth Control Jutsu...
#157
Posted 08 June 2007 - 01:51 PM
The ground begins to shake
as flame comes out of the
cracks in the ground
#158
Posted 08 June 2007 - 01:58 PM
Read the rules.
*Goes back to normal.*
Nah you can do it anyway, I guess.
Edited by Fox Fairy, 08 June 2007 - 02:05 PM.
#159
Posted 08 June 2007 - 02:02 PM

#160
Posted 08 June 2007 - 02:07 PM
*Attack goes poof leaving behind a very bewildered Hazaku.*
Read the rules.
*Goes back to normal.*
Nah you can do it anyway, I guess.
You mean I can't use my own jutsus
I guess you could use them, I was just seeing if you remember.. ^
#161
Posted 08 June 2007 - 02:07 PM
Edited by Fox Fairy, 08 June 2007 - 02:09 PM.
#162
Posted 08 June 2007 - 02:09 PM
EH-EM
*earth begins to shake and flame comes out of the cracks in the earth*
#163
Posted 08 June 2007 - 05:34 PM
cool *leaps to fox fairy and punches her making her hit an airplane*
#164
Posted 08 June 2007 - 06:53 PM
Link: *Drop kicks him.* You know I think we're forgeting something.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Lands right on top of Link, again.*
(No matter what you guys think, I'm not going to be bringing Spiderman.)
#165
Posted 10 June 2007 - 01:48 PM
*the earth cracks as flames come up from under Varnage and 3 Hell fire clones pop up and collide into him causing an explosion shooting fiery rocks everywhere*
#166
Posted 10 June 2007 - 06:40 PM
Tails: *clicks a counter* I think about 6.
O_o Where the hell did you come from?
#167
Posted 10 June 2007 - 08:23 PM
Fox Fairy, you are terrible at enforcing rules...
You're right about that.

#168
Posted 10 June 2007 - 09:13 PM
*Hazaku pops out on the ground again*
Must'ent kill SL with shurikens while hes sleeping
*picks up the wall of the house and smashes it into
SL's side sending him off into a roll into the ruins of
the house*
#169
Posted 10 June 2007 - 09:30 PM

Well I have to agree with that.
#170
Posted 10 June 2007 - 10:44 PM
*grows big enough to touch an jet plane* for the first woman that asks I'll give her the moon, and I'll catch the sun.
but first * grabs GN* i need to kill some ants

Edited by Varnage, 10 June 2007 - 10:45 PM.
#171
Posted 11 June 2007 - 07:22 AM
*pulls out his cell phone and talks into it, but gets hung up on* ...She said she doesn't trust me.

Tails: Why me!?
Because you're the more innocent one around here.
Tails: *grumbles and speaks into the cell phone*
*a jumbo jet flies in a drops a HUGE refrigerator on Varnage's head; he falls over David & Goliath style*
Nice.

Tails: Couldn't you just use a slingshot? *SL tries said slingshot; it goes POOF* Oh yeah, right.
#172
Posted 11 June 2007 - 05:05 PM
oh well hey a Nasa space ship *rubs hands together
[insert evil laugh here]* Poison mushrooms grow
on the moon?! well I guess *A huge giant mushroom
drops from the moon at SUPER speeds and
NAILS!!! Varnage in the throat making him normal size
again as Hazaku takes off for the next galaxy to find
his friends sonic and knuckles*
Ah-Em be back in a day or so!
Edited by GuardianNinja, 11 June 2007 - 05:06 PM.
#173
Posted 11 June 2007 - 06:18 PM
*emeralds go POOF before the transformation is complete* Not furniture, furball.
Tails: Aw, SNAP! Knuckles is gonna kill me! We can't let GN bring them here!

*comes back*
Tails: How'd it go?
I locked them all up somewhere.
Tails: (wipes sweat off of forehead) Whew.
Oh, and to make sure this isn't all spam... *snaps fingers to make a new house appear and rushes inside, then throws a fridge out the window at the next poster*
#174
Posted 11 June 2007 - 06:28 PM
Ouch.
Cass: *Cringes.* I agree. *Runs into said house to get FirstAid kit.*
Edited by Fox Fairy, 11 June 2007 - 06:30 PM.
#175
Posted 11 June 2007 - 08:21 PM
I know by now SL
screwed me some
how so I better
change my course
*heads off in a
different direction*
#176
Posted 12 June 2007 - 08:06 AM
*grumbles and yells out the window* WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING OUT THERE!?
Poppy Sr.: *covered in soot* Sorry, we were setting up bombs. *bombs go POOF* D'oh...
MORONS! DON'T set explosives near the house! And you call yourselves experts with explosives...
Poppy Jr: Hey, it was his idea, not mine!
Poppy Sr.: You endorced it!
*Poppy Bros. get into a fight that siblings are so famous for*
Me and Tails: T_T
Tails: Are they always like this?
Yup...

Adeleine: *stands by the window holding a couch cannon she pictomanced* I've always wanted to do that.
Tails:

Edited by Shadow_Link, 12 June 2007 - 08:08 AM.
#177
Posted 12 June 2007 - 11:09 AM
it... oh damn it gotta guess I guess...
*goes into the one on the right*
#178
Posted 12 June 2007 - 02:27 PM
*grabs the survivors*
I'm hungry *puts hand everything in hand in mouth and eats it* mmm I'm glad the sandwich in my pocket grew too
now what to do with the survivors that thought i was going to eat them....i know!
*digs a hole that goes through the first layer of the earth with the side of the house*
have fun!

Edited by Varnage, 12 June 2007 - 02:27 PM.
#179
Posted 12 June 2007 - 02:34 PM
those things happened already!!!!!!!!! you can't stop them before they happen
6 posts after dude and a mushroom and fridge are things from a house if I can't
use a mushroom then YOU CAN"T if your gonna pull this shit THEN LEAVE!!!!
although the nasa ship does go poof...
#180
Posted 12 June 2007 - 02:42 PM
*gets hungover from the alcohol in the mushrooms* uuuggg i forgot about that. *falls over*