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[GuardianNinja]

kk I guess I will float to the galaxy in some alloy
*cough* made of fridge *cough*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 12 June 2007 - 02:45 PM.

[Toxin]

*trys to make a space ship with a fridge but just barfs all over it* great, the only thing i make that isn't water proof i barf all over and now it doesn't work

[GuardianNinja]

YAY I found him!!!

CK- What are you talking about!?

Come with me a Thread is in
trouble oh and only take things
furniture based!

CK- No prob I'll get my rocket
chairs and my carpenters kit

nice! its a lazy boy rocket chair!

CK- yup lets take this teleportal
as well in case we need to travel
some where real quick! oh and its
made from a cabinate case and
fridge parts!

SWEET!

CK- lets get going I have a station
in space with some more stuff we
may need don't worry its made
from a hotel and furniture from it!

Nice lets get going!

*rockets off in the chairs*

[Fara Moon]

This is getting strange.

[SL the Pyro]

What's a CK? Oh, who cares. *readies a cannon and fires refridgerators all over the place, making it practically rain fridges*

[GuardianNinja]

Ck is pretty much tails's worst nightmare
dun-Dun-DUN-DUN!-DUN!!! Commander Keen!
*flying toward the thread in rocket chairs with
some kick a$$ stuff!

[Toxin]

guess who is back in action....ME! now I'm going to kick butt *gives GN a small kick in the butt* hahaha SL's turn *runs up to SL and swings back his leg but right at the last second he turns around and throws a couch right into SL's head* thats got to hurt

[SL the Pyro]

*is hit by the cushions, not the side of the couch, but still falls over* (Try posting how you throw next time.)

Tails: *scratches head* I don't even know who Commander Keen is... meh, whatever. *throws a mini-napalm (play Tails' Adventure for the GameGear for details on that), but if goes POOF* Oh yeah. *shoves a napalm bomb into a lamp and throws it at CK*

[GuardianNinja]

I haven't reached the thread yet lolz

How much longer Ck

CK- just a minute still grabbing ice cube grenades

Give me a few

Ck- here you go, now we should be there by the
time it hits 50!

(SL I can up load a copy of Commander Keen for
you and yes its legal and free.)

[SL the Pyro]

(What do you mean "upload"? A picture or a full-blown game?)

[GuardianNinja]

A game oh and me and CK are in the thread and where armed!

Ready?

CK- Ready as I'll ever be

Lets do it!

[SL the Pyro]

(What system is it for?)

*blows raspberry and runs into the mansion, then mans a couch turret and fires; Tails does the same*

[GuardianNinja]

Dos if you have windows it should play fine and I got
3 CK games and a readme I made in a zip file can
you unzip files? I can up load it to a random site I've
got open in another window I'll post the direct download
link.

*runs over to the house and sets up a fridge shield*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 13 June 2007 - 11:11 AM.

[SL the Pyro]

(I'm shooting couches. ^^ And I can unzip stuff, yes.)

I have a nice surprise for you if you get in here... hehehe...

[GuardianNinja]

*Readys the potato launcher at the front door and blasts it down*
Now lets get them! *shoots a Kleenex net at SL and Tails and
starts blasting them with ice cube blaster pistols*

SL its finally ready it took forever oh and I suggest playing 4
the most I think its the best of the bunch oh and they have no
sound the only sound #1 makes is a weird noise when you fall
and walk and the noise doesn't come from speakers it comes
from your comp. Any way heres the file Commander Keen!
oh and its not direct I couldn't get a direct one it was being a
pain in the arse so I just uped it to rapid share, scroll to the
bottom and click free to download it!

And... Read the readme I made!

Edited by GuardianNinja, 13 June 2007 - 12:19 PM.

[Fara Moon]

Cass: *Comes in.* Ok Eve, Fara, Link, I just got finished up dating the site. *Almost gets hit by a couch.* What the?!

Bad timing.

Link: So it's my turn to go to the site?

Cass: Yep!

Link: *Hands microwave lancher to Fara.* Should I bring Tundria with me?

Thank you . *Shoots it.*

Cass: Yes.

[SL the Pyro]

*throws a piece of couch stuffing at Tails* Watch where you're aiming! You almost hit Fara!

Tails: *mischievous grin* You're just pissed because she's your wife.

*glare and growl* You're lucky I can't aim this at you!

[Fara Moon]

Tundria: *Is right behind Shadow and Tails.* Um, can one of you tell me where Link is?

Cass: I wonder where Tundria is, she's never late.

Link: No idea.

But weren't you suppost to help her keep out of trouble?

Darkray: Did you say Tundria's in trouble?

Cass: I said I don't know where she is, now be quiet so I can hit Tails for aiming at me. *Aims microwave lancher.*

[GuardianNinja]

*we charge in and shoot a Kleenex net at SL and tails and
blast them with an ice cube blaster rifle* and for SL...

SL its finally ready it took forever oh and I suggest playing 4
the most I think its the best of the bunch oh and they have no
sound the only sound #1 makes is a weird noise when you fall
and walk and the noise doesn't come from speakers it comes
from your comp. Any way heres the file Commander Keen!
oh and its not direct I couldn't get a direct one it was being a
pain in the arse so I just uped it to rapid share, scroll to the
bottom and click free to download it!

And... Read the readme I made!

[Fara Moon]

Tundria: *Let's out a long scream*

Darkray: Oh no, not again. *runs over and shoots at the person he thinks caused her pain, and that would be GN.*

Tundria: Huh? Darien? What are you doing here?

[GuardianNinja]

Ow *pulls self up and yells watch it! and continues to blast SL
and Tails with ice cubes*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 13 June 2007 - 01:08 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

Ow! Ha! You fool! You've fell right into my trap! *grabs Tails by his... tails and Tundria by her collar, then jumps out the window; the mansion suddenly collapses with GN and CK inside*

Tails: And here I thought I'd hate myself for shoddy worksmanship.

[Fara Moon]

Darkray: *Gets out of the falling mansion but gets hit by a board on the head.* Ow.

Tundria: Thanks for saving me, um what's your name?

[GuardianNinja]

*as SL laughs he thinks he got Hazaku and CK but soon after they jump
out of the window, the house stops collapsing in its dilapidated form and
starts falling apart board by board, giving Hazaku and CK the chance to
run out of the place*, Hey SL didn't see that commin now did yah!?
*when they get out, the spoon and forks collapse and the rest of the
house goes down, but as soon as they do a fridge box shield goes up
around the house, and byes CK and Hazaku enough time to start
building parts from the houses and fridge's together*, Wait until SL
sees this Roc*** ****, *Hazaku puts his hand over CK's mouth don't
tell him till the next post CK,

CK- Aww I got yah *wink*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 13 June 2007 - 03:05 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

Oh, call me Shadow. *looks at GN and CK* Nertz, it didn't work... stubborn ninja. Luckily I was smart enough to sneak out a steak knife before the house collapsed. *holds the steak knife like a sword (a steak knife is cutlery, it counts)*

*dashes at GN*

[GuardianNinja]

*SL runs into some boxs as Hazaku
and CK laugh about there creation*

but as soon as they do a fridge box
shield goes up around the house

Its time Ck

Ck- yays!

LAUNCH OFF!

Ck- yowza! *presses launch button*

*Hazaku and Ck rise up out of the boxes
and levitate around 25 yards from the ground
in there rocket ship and begin to fire spoons,
forks, and SPORKS oh and also huge couch
grenades sending stuffing everywhere!*

Note: The rocket ship is made of house and fridge parts!

Edited by GuardianNinja, 13 June 2007 - 07:07 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

*takes out a Hookshot made out of intertwined forks and catches the bottom of the rocket with it, then pulls himself up to the bottom of the rocket well out of GN's and CK's view*

[GuardianNinja]

CK- Fire fire fire! um Hazaku

what

CK- Shadow is gone...

Well he must be um... *scratches head*
um what could he use?... Ocarina, nope
Ice rod, nope well um... HOOK SHOT
oh damn hes some where on the rocket,
press that red button!
CK- aey aey Commander Hazaku!
*The rocket spins faster and faster as
shadow can't stay on the rocket he
remembers he didn't detach the hook shot
and grabs it, he flings out onto the handle
of the hook shot and spins with the ship*
CK- Hazaku hes over there we gotta
make him let go!

Hit him with ketchup canon if it doesn't work
use the thick mustered canon!
CK- kk *fires ketchup canon at SL's face*

[SL the Pyro]

*ketchup and mustard shoot into his mouth, filling him up like a balloon*

Nice... *blows away like a balloon blowing mustard and ketchup out of his mouth, taking his Hookshot with him but also ramming HARD into the rocket's front*

*when he deflates, he lands neatly on the ground beside Fara and wipes his mouth off* Ketchup and mustard are only good with burgers... blech... *watches and laughs as the rockets spirals out of control*

[GuardianNinja]

Heh spiral out of control! CK stop it

CK- um yea hes right we can't stop

...Oh...

Ck and Hazaku together- AHHHHHHHHHH

*cyclone forms around the craft and pulls
fara and SL in it*

OH DAMN IT WHY WONT IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
*pulls out controls*
Shit...

CK and Hazaku together- AHHHHHHHHHH!
*parts and pieces of the craft fly off with its
high speed and nail SL in the face*

Edited by GuardianNinja, 14 June 2007 - 06:40 PM.