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[Hero of Slime]

Now I wonder how many Aryllinkers there are?

[Husse]

And Tetra is so cold/hostile to Link that they obviously have nothing in common, whereas as Medli warmed up to him in an instant so there's a big difference.

How many love stories have you heard? It 's a slow, progressive thing in most, isn't it? They definitely care about each other at the end...*bubblesbubblesbubbles*

What do you mean by that? I'm sure Mario does her every night (Well, not really, since he has his own house and everything... But you get the point.)

O.O Thank you for that mental image.

And besides, that wink kinda speaks for itself.

Flirtimus Maximus...even if she is, what, twelve?

If by "warmed up" you mean continuing to be absent-minded and not showing any kind of romantic interest in Link, then yes.

That and they're different species, if NOBODY'S noticed yet...*rollseyes*

Aren't the Sages descendants of one another? Someone has to be getting some action right?

Bloodline is involved. I don't know if that means second cousin twice removed or what. But yes, somebody in Hyrule is getting SOME action, given all the characters in general.

I dunno. Komali may not have gotten a scale for years and when he got his wings, he must've gone through a kind of growth spurt to catch up on his years.

That's what I always thought! I mean...he's very bitter, and doesn't act like a baby, just a young fellow that couldn't get his wings for a while. And then he grows up REALLY fast, but if I'm wrong, it could just be in the tradition of actual birds doing that...do Rito hatch from eggs? O.O

You mean how he got off because Ruto knew Link cared more for Zelda than her?

Thought. THOUGHT is the operative word. Link himself is totally naive, but Ruto's pretty suspicious, overly much. (Malinker here)

I doubt Zelda was "motivated" by anything other than her own wish to find this new Hyrule. The King had nothing to do with that search.

Not NOTHING. I mean, he was her great great great (whateverhowmanygreats) granddad or something like that, surely she was attached to him and wanted him to live. And both Zelda and Link surely appreciate the King's sacrifice. But yeah, the decision to leave for the new land at the end was their own. The game kinda makes that clear.

See? Marin is the only girl for Link!

Mmmm...it's a close race. And these are two different Links after all. They BOTH win! Marin is just tougher than Malon is all. She had more farm duties. Zelda loses both times 'cause she's just a pansy princess with no magic.

Uhh, what are those Google Fights based on, anyway?

Chance...

Now I wonder how many Aryllinkers there are?

Too many, if there's one. O.O

[Chiaki]

Now I wonder how many Aryllinkers there are?

Ummmm......Aryll is Link's sister....I hope you were just joking around with that suggestion........

[Showsni]

It's probably better than a Tinglinker. Or a Link's Unclinker...

[spunky-monkey]

Aryllinkers are a lot worse than Impalinkers for obvious reasons.


I don't even want to think about Tinglinkers, that's way too creepy >.>

[Husse]

Well, some people think Tingle IS Link, so which is scarier?

[GJ Skywalker]

I see Niko's point. It's as if anything ending with 'linker is fair game. I mean come on! His sister!

[Hana-Nezumi]

Well, some people think Tingle IS Link, so which is scarier?

Still Aryllink, because, it's his LITTLE SISTER. I even like DarlinkxLink, but AryllxLink is just creepy. O_o

[Husse]

Still Aryllink, because, it's his LITTLE SISTER. I even like DarlinkxLink, but AryllxLink is just creepy. O_o

I don't suppose it occured to you that one is insentient and inhuman, and they're both male? Sigh...yes, yes I suppose it has, hasn't it? -.-'

[GJ Skywalker]

I don't suppose it occured to you that one is insentient and inhuman, and they're both male? Sigh...yes, yes I suppose it has, hasn't it? -.-'

Beware the shippers Husse! Beware......

[Showsni]

There's probably even worse things out there... LinkxEpona?

[GJ Skywalker]

Aaaaaah! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Showsni]

Even that's better than Ganon's horse (a black stallion, as the Gossip Stone helpfully reminds us) x young Zelda... Okay, I'll stop now.

[GJ Skywalker]

*rocks back and forth covering ears*

[Husse]

Ganon's horse X Epona X Link X Ganon

Oh, I'm bad. Somebody get up a fan art!

[GJ Skywalker]

What are you people doing to me?!

Edited by GJ Skywalker, 09 May 2006 - 11:20 AM.

[Chiaki]

Am I the only person who thinks that this is getting a little out of hand!?!?

[GJ Skywalker]

Am I the only person who thinks that this is getting a little out of hand!?!?

No you aren't.

[Hero of Slime]

How are the Link and horse pairings worse than Link and Ruto pairings?

Since people are getting upset we should only do Link and female human pairings.

[SOAP]

I don't suppose it occured to you that one is insentient and inhuman, and they're both male? Sigh...yes, yes I suppose it has, hasn't it? -.-'

So. The idea is still very interesting... two sides of the same coin... two halves of the same man always seeking to become one flesh again.

I don't get the logic behind Malinkers posted earlier. She is a farmgirl yes but it doesn't make her a hard worker. In fcat the evidence points that she is infact pretty girly and perhaps a bit of an airhead. We hear from a gossip stone that she daydreams about a knight in shining armor to come whisk her off her feet. Can't get any girlier than that. I mean for God's sake, a majority of the game most of what she does is sing to horses. Down to earth my ass. She has her head stuck in the clouds! She does have her father in check at least...

In contrast we see, even as a child, Zelda has a lot of balls, plotting against Ganondorf and all. We also hear that unlike Malon, she is quite a tomboy and we see it in the game. Did she sit around in some tower waiting for a hero to arrive and save her Kingdom? No. She became Sheik and sought out to save Hyrule herself. Most people seem to have forgetten that and for whatever reason shippers have the two girls' personalities flipped. I think y'all are confusing Malon with Romani, a TOTALLY different character from her lookalike.

[Showsni]

How are the Link and horse pairings worse than Link and Ruto pairings?

Since people are getting upset we should only do Link and female human pairings.

As Ruto says, "All right! You actually decided to become a Zora! Are you actually ready to marry me now?"

When Link chooses to marry Ruto, he will become a Zora (through some more lasting method than a mask, though.)

[coinilius]

How are the Link and horse pairings worse than Link and Ruto pairings?

Because Ruto is a sentient, intelligent being with a comparable mental and emotional outlook and development, while a horse is a horse (of course, of course). Intelligent, sentient beings of a different species to each other are a totally different concept than a human(Hylian)/animal combination.

Now, if it was a Link/Singing Frog combination, you might be on to something, as those frogs seem to have human level intelligence and awareness (and speech). Of course, the cows do as well...

[spunky-monkey]

So. The idea is still very interesting... two sides of the same coin... two halves of the same man always seeking to become one flesh again.

Shadow Link is Link's shadow. You can't pair him and his 'dark side' together - they are the same entity.

Because Ruto is a sentient, intelligent being with a comparable mental and emotional outlook and development, while a horse is a horse (of course, of course). Intelligent, sentient beings of a different species to each other are a totally different concept than a human(Hylian)/animal combination.

Now, if it was a Link/Singing Frog combination, you might be on to something, as those frogs seem to have human level intelligence and awareness (and speech). Of course, the cows do as well...

Epona is as intelligent as any other living being in Hyrule. She's not a normal Hyrulean horse either and horses from Hyrule are not real-world horses. But Link is Epona's master and best friend, so why are people pairing them together?

[GJ Skywalker]

How are the Link and horse pairings worse than Link and Ruto pairings?

Since people are getting upset we should only do Link and female human pairings.

I've seen a horse try to have his way with a man trying to take a dump on one of those camera shows.

Wasn't pretty, sure it was funny but it wasn't pretty....

[monique]

HAH UR FORGETTING THE BEST PAIRING EVER THE!!! TRI(FORCE)ANGLE LOVE PAIRING ZELDAxLINKxGANONDORF!!! See those three doing it with eachother OMG GET IT OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!! RAWR

No..

Ganondorf X Nabooru ownzz the Zelda couples!!! cuz it's hot!

[coinilius]

Epona is as intelligent as any other living being in Hyrule. She's not a normal Hyrulean horse either and horses from Hyrule are not real-world horses.

But is the intellectual capacity of the animals in Hyrule really the same as the more humaoid characters? Do they have a comparable 'mindset' to the more advanced races? Zora are a civilisation of humanoid creatures who are obviously capable of making and handling the mental and emotional decisions necessary for a relationship with a Hylian. They have been shown to be comparable with the Hylian race in terms of attributes... the animals are still treated as if they are animals by the people in the games, and generally there ability to actually talk with humans is fairly limited - they aren't treated as if they are the intellectual equals of the 'human' inhabitant.

[GJ Skywalker]

What about Kaepora Gaebora, despite being being previously human?

[Husse]

When Link chooses to marry Ruto, he will become a Zora (through some more lasting method than a mask, though.)

You sick person. He'll be un-hot and taken.

.....

Why are we having an intelligent conversation about this? Any sane person would've run screaming in the other direction by now...

[spunky-monkey]

The animals from Hyrule have comparable intellectual levels with those of the humanoid characters like Hylians, Hyruleans and Zoras simply because they can talk. They merely lack the capacity to express their emotions and the vocal chords needed for communication. We can't assume telepathy either as the cows from OoT/MM/TMC were all able to talk directly to Link and have 'grass/milk related' conversations with him...even Epona from TMC could talk to you:

Please! Buy Lon Lon Milk from me!

If you don't my wagon will be too heavy
on the ride home!

EDIT: I've noticed that some of you kids are being 'immature' on the subject of this thread, can we all please contribute to it and not crap it up?

Edited by Ricky, 12 May 2006 - 07:47 AM.

[Husse]

Ah, you were referring to me, then?

I was just pointing out how silly this topic had turned, but if I must contribute, then, I think the animals in Hyrule, for the most part, anyway, are significantly more intelligent than your normal breed of animal. The beavers talk, the cows talk, the chickens attack in squads, and all manner of beasts and monsters exist to annoy us.

But that doesn't make it okay for Link to have sex with Epona. (Yeah, that IS where this topic started.)