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#241 Vazor

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 06:04 PM

You get a coupon for Nightstar's "services!"

*inserts coupon*

#242 D~N

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 06:50 PM

You get 50% of your next purchase!

*insert klenex tissues*

#243 FalconZero

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 06:52 PM

You got a ring! Get it appraised later!

*inserts coin*

#244 D~N

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 07:02 PM

You got a deku stick! Set it to [c] [c] or [c]!

*insert dekunut*

#245 Vazor

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:09 PM

You get a Deku Baba!

*inserts ocarina*

#246 D~N

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:17 PM

You learned the song of time! *orcarina song-accuire jingle*

*insert pizza*

#247 Vazor

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:21 PM

You get-a spicy meat-a-ball!

*inserts Italian heritage*

#248 D~N

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:24 PM

You get mario!

*insert baby mario*

#249 Vazor

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:33 PM

You get a paradox that somehow allows for Mario and his self from some thirty years earlier to be in the same place at the same time...!

*inserts Live at Leeds record*

#250 31-Year-Old-From-Georgia

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:34 PM

You get pubic lice!

*inserts Vazor's... ahem... snu snu device*

#251 Vazor

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:36 PM

WHERE'D YOU GET THE HAPPY MACHINE?!?!?!?!

Err, I mean, you get, um...a...puppy. Yep.

*inserts shame*

#252 D~N

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:37 PM

you get caught, arrested, blablabla, snu snu...bla bla bla.

*inserts bla bla bla*
EDIT: beaten again.

#253 Vazor

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:38 PM

You get snu-snued...TO DEATH!

*inserts Futurama reference*

#254 D~N

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:41 PM

you get adult swim!

*insert tv*

#255 Vazor

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:44 PM

You get DirecTV!

*inserts calendar*

#256 D~N

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:49 PM

you get dates, the fruit!

*insert dates, the fruit*

#257 Vazor

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:50 PM

You get a fruit, as a date!

*inserts laughter*

#258 D~N

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:54 PM

you get a chuckle or two!

*insert kills vazor* (I'm in all the wrong threads today)

#259 Vazor

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:56 PM

You get Vazor's will...which you're not in! Mwahahahahahaha!

*inserts Vazor's will*

#260 D~N

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 09:01 PM

You get a pair of vazor's most beloved shoes, his rock collectin, and his house.

*insert house...vazor's house*

#261 31-Year-Old-From-Georgia

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 09:24 PM

You get sued and snu snued! By Vazor's father!

*inserts nasty turn this thread has taken*

#262 Vazor

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Posted 11 July 2005 - 09:34 PM

You get a new direction in which for the thread to go!

*inserts spam*

#263 NightStar

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 12:11 AM

You get nasty canned meat! AND a coupon for NightStar's "services"!


*inserts the coupon for NightStar's "services"*

#264 FalconZero

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 06:17 AM

You got a meal ticket! You can create a Foodon!

*inserts silver coin*

#265 Vazor

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 08:15 AM

You get eggs.

*inserts milk*

#266 D~N

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 09:39 AM

Mooooooooooooooooo! That tune, it makes me want to produce a lot of tutricious milk! Take a bottle full! [/Zelda cow]

*inserts zelda cow*

#267 FalconZero

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 09:43 AM

You got smoked beef! Chef's speciality!

*inserts Mystery Seeds*

#268 D~N

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 10:08 AM

*waits seven years* You got a magic bean plant!

*insert kirby*

#269 NightStar

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 12:22 PM

You get cotton candy!


*inserts package of M&Ms*

#270 FalconZero

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 12:24 PM

You got a package of Skittles.

*inserts a gold coin*




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