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[D~N]

you get twooo eggs! because gold's much better than silver.

*inserts bent coin*

[Vazor]

You get bent!

*insets Herpes-Spray*

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

You get a topic change!

*inserts... OMG, coin!*

[Vazor]

You get...a new vending machine!

*inserts old machine*

[FalconZero]

You got 200 bucks!

*inserts coin*

[Vazor]

You get a baby!

*inserts soiled diaper*

[Billy Goat]

You get a pair of smelly boots!

*inserts one boot*

[Vazor]

You get kicked in the arse!

*inserts frostbite*

[Billy Goat]

You get the triforce!


*inserts triforce of wisdom*

[Vazor]

You get Princess Zelda!

*inserts Light Force*

[Billy Goat]

You get a belt!

*inserts baggy pants*

[Vazor]

You get a sandwich!

*inserts bologna*

[Billy Goat]

You get cheese!

*inserts a slice of cheese*

[Bond Extreme]

You get some more slices of cheese.

*inserts $10.000*

[dentaiko]

You get 5 000 of those stupid little figurines that come inside those coloured see-through plastic balls, and none of them were the one you wanted.

*inserts fake coin on a string and pulls coin back out*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Gets beaten up by the Secret Vending Machine Police and taken to a secret remote location for interrogation.

*inserts love* (Inspired by my housemate, who insists her teddy bear smells like love)

[Billy Goat]

You get a bottle of water!


*inserts a wig*

[Bond Extreme]

You get an explosoin in your face since that vending machine doesn't take wigs.

*Inserts a door*

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

You get a gun!

*inserts all the masturbation jokes in this thread*

*it's too much for the machine and it explodes*

*moves to the next one and inserts Pikachu*

[D~N]

.... ..... .... ..... *dun dun dun..da da da dun da dun!* You caught a pikachu! It was sent to Bill's PC!

*inserts coin and pulls lever*

[Billy Goat]

You get a monkey's paw!


*Inserts a finger from the monkey's paw*

[D~N]

you bet a rule of thumb: never insert monkey's finger into machine!
(ohhh, play on words!)

*insert play on words*

[Billy Goat]

You are now the proud owner of Taco Bell!


*Inserts burrito*

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

You get taco sauce!

*inserts funny Mexican hat*

[D~N]

¡Hola! ¡Usted consigue un premio!

*insert cheesy mexican accent*

[Billy Goat]

You get a live lobster!


*Inserts lobster's remains after eating it*

[Vazor]

You get a new seafood restaurant!

*inserts germanlink*

[Billy Goat]

You get Ganondorf's hair!


*inserts sand*

[Vazor]

You get silicon!

*inserts video games*

[D~N]

You get TP!!!!

*inserts coin and pulls slot-machine lever*