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[Splash]

You get troubles.

*inserts handcuffs*

[Keen]

You get saws.... Oh my.

*Inserts horror.*

[Splash]

You get horror's southern cousin, harrar.

*inserts demo disc for the LOTR MMORPG*

[Keen]

You get addicted.

*Inserts the cure.*

[Splash]

You get a different addictive game.

*inserts Tetris*

[Keen]

You get Xultris, which is totally worth looking into.

*Inserts FireFox.*

[Splash]

(That game sounds dirty.)

You get the Japanese mascot that looks like it's farting flames.

*inserts Bawls*

[Keen]

I know what "bawls" means, but "Bawls"? I'll have to guess.

You get thrown over the wall and bounce back up.

*Inserts rubber.*

[Splash]

It's an energy drink. You should try it! You'll soon be a big fan of sucking down Bawls.
Hahaa, middle school humor.

On a related note, you get the other kind of rubbers.

*inserts a blank CD-R*

[Keen]

You get burned. No, too easy. You get turned ♫right-'round♫. No, too cheesy. You get Tabula Rasa.

*Inserts Easy Cheese.*

[Splash]

You get Difficult Cheese.
In order to cook it you must recite Backstreet Boys songs in Chinese while solving vector calculus.

*inserts boy bands*

[Keen]

Ooooh, vector calc. Uh, you get a temporary -3 to Intelligence.

*Inserts Ogre-Slaying Knife with a +9 against ogres.*

[Splash]

You get Mountain Dew. Uh, hey. Where's the Mountain Dew?

*inserts my robe and wizard's hat*

[Keen]

You get superpowers and your own comic book.

*Inserts a fire extinguisher.*

[Splash]

You get fire.

*inserts a puppy*

[Keen]

You get hounded.

*Inserts wordplay.*

[Splash]

You get numbers.

*inserts a fork*

[Keen]

You get split.

*Inserts fancy-shmancy.*

[Splash]

You get a monocle.

*inserts a D20*

[Keen]

You get natural.

*Inserts bananas of pain*

[Splash]

You get dole.

*inserts more inside jokes from AIM conversations*

[Keen]

You get obscene websites from estranged high school acquaintances.

*Inserts happiness.*

[Splash]

You get panties.

*inserts boxers*

[Keen]

You get happiness.

*Inserts a pan flute.*

[Splash]

You get a music CD.

*inserts an electonic tablet*

[Keen]

You get murals of... well 'tisn't polite to mention, but some of it's pretty good, nonetheless.

*Inserts honest opinion.*

[Splash]

You get more skilled.

*inserts an eraser*

[Keen]

You get dirty eraser marks.

*Inserts white-out.*

[Splash]

You get a permanent marker.

*inserts understanding*

[Keen]

You all philosophical.

*Inserts the morning.*