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#1081 Keen

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 03:10 PM

You get cheated.

*Inserts a shark.*

#1082 Lagelace

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 07:12 PM

you get eaten
*Inserts your mothers, cousins, aunts, step sisters, half brothers, grandfathers, nieces, thrice removed son.*

#1083 SL the Pyro

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 07:32 PM

You get insanity.

*inserts Lagelace*

#1084 Keen

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 08:32 PM

You get a Jack Sparrow's alter ego.

*Inserts truth.*

#1085 He-Man

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 08:34 PM

You get truth

*Fills vending machine chock full of water*

#1086 Lagelace

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 10:24 PM

You get filled chalk full of wine :wacko:

*Inserts coin*

#1087 Ribbon

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 11:25 PM

Hey its-a Mario!

*inserts The Fighting Calculators*
(a basketball team for a nerd school.... they've never EVER won a game)

Edited by Freya, 20 February 2007 - 11:26 PM.


#1088 Keen

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Posted 21 February 2007 - 01:26 AM

You get good, high-paying jobs.

*Inserts childhood memories.*

#1089 He-Man

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Posted 21 February 2007 - 05:56 PM

You got bullied.

*Drops massive bomb into a volcano's crater*

Edited by He-Man, 21 February 2007 - 05:56 PM.


#1090 Ribbon

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Posted 21 February 2007 - 08:13 PM

well, apparently you've been transported to a volcano which erupts while your looking into the hole and you die.

*inserts wrapping paper*

#1091 Chiaki

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Posted 22 February 2007 - 04:31 PM

You get a rapper.

*inserts annoying freshmen*

#1092 SL the Pyro

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Posted 22 February 2007 - 07:57 PM

You get college football players.

*inserts :wacko:*

#1093 Lagelace

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Posted 22 February 2007 - 10:52 PM

you get :moogle:

*Inserts ?*

#1094 Keen

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Posted 23 February 2007 - 04:05 AM

You get !.

*Inserts pointy object.*

#1095 SL the Pyro

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Posted 23 February 2007 - 08:41 AM

You get a knife for an eye. (YOUR eye.)

*inserts irony*

#1096 Lagelace

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Posted 23 February 2007 - 11:42 AM

You get :deadlink:

*Inserts Shadowlink's carcass*

#1097 SL the Pyro

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Posted 23 February 2007 - 12:52 PM

You get my Four Sword impaled in your head.

*inserts a zombie*

#1098 Gabe Puratekuta

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Posted 23 February 2007 - 12:54 PM

You get eaten



*inserts Emo power*

#1099 SL the Pyro

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Posted 23 February 2007 - 01:05 PM

Life ceases to exist.

*inserts the cure for cancer*

#1100 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 24 February 2007 - 08:29 AM

The machine suddenly feels much better and thanks you with a big, great wet mechanical kiss.

*inserts Posted Image*

#1101 Lagelace

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Posted 24 February 2007 - 01:13 PM

You get lagged.

*Inserts the USS Enterprise*

#1102 Ribbon

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Posted 24 February 2007 - 07:44 PM

You get R-O-C-K in the USA

*inserts all sex offenders*

#1103 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 25 February 2007 - 02:15 PM

You get to become the Warden of the Vending Machine. It's not a pretty job.

*inserts vending machine*

#1104 Lagelace

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Posted 25 February 2007 - 08:46 PM

You get instant access to the kill game thread.

*Inserts boredom*

#1105 Ribbon

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Posted 26 February 2007 - 12:15 PM

You get struck in the head by a 2 x 4 bored ;)

*inserts Lions and Tigers and Bears* OH MY!

#1106 SL the Pyro

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Posted 26 February 2007 - 12:16 PM

You get mauled.

*inserts earthquake pills*

#1107 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 26 February 2007 - 12:20 PM

You get a frothy cappucino.

*inserts sky*

#1108 Gabe Puratekuta

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Posted 26 February 2007 - 12:20 PM

You get squashed



*inserts the Lycanthrope virus*

#1109 SL the Pyro

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Posted 26 February 2007 - 12:24 PM

You get a dead monkey (infected by the virus).

Inserts a live monkey.

#1110 Keen

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Posted 27 February 2007 - 03:12 PM

You get eaten by zombies and PETA.

*Inserts PETA.*




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