You get a giant Amazon woman who really wants you but then laughs when you get to the bedroom.
*inserts coin*
Vending Machine Thread
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Guest_RandomWolfWrath_*
, Jun 22 2005 12:09 AM
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#62
Zythe
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 01:14 PM
You get reminded that 13 is 13 years old.
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
#63
Chukchi Husky
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 02:40 PM
You get a miracle...
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
#65
Chukchi Husky
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Lone Wolf
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 02:48 PM
You get a puppy...
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
#66
Hana-Nezumi
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Flower Mouse
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 04:06 PM
You get a fairy in a bottle!
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
#67
Zythe
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 04:07 PM
You get Husky, who is actually a fox.
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
#68
Hero of Slime
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Zol
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 05:21 PM
You get a Timeline.
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
#69
NightStar
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 05:24 PM
You get a hankie.
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
#70
Hana-Nezumi
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 05:43 PM
You get your horoscope!
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
#71
Zythe
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 06:24 PM
You get a bomb-omb.
*watches toast for five seconds*
BANG!
*inserts coin*
*watches toast for five seconds*
BANG!
*inserts coin*
#72
Vazor
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Pancake Pirate
Posted 26 June 2005 - 07:59 PM
You got a picture of a naked Nightstar that somehow ended up in this machine...!
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
#73
D~N
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 11:39 PM
you get introuble for that naughty post 
*insert pizza*
*insert pizza*
#74
NightStar
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 01:46 AM
You get Mario!
Mario: It's a me!
*inserts a ruby*
Mario: It's a me!
*inserts a ruby*
#75
SOAP
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 01:54 AM
You get Zelda's Cown!
Don't you look just lovely?
*inserts the shirt he stole off Nightstar while she was distracted*
Don't you look just lovely?
*inserts the shirt he stole off Nightstar while she was distracted*
#76
Wolf O'Donnell
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 10:44 AM
You get... a dead vending machine.
Poor thing. Choked on NightStar's shirt.
Oh well...
*moves on to next vending machine in the Infinite Corridor of Vending Machines and inserts a coin*
Poor thing. Choked on NightStar's shirt.
Oh well...
*moves on to next vending machine in the Infinite Corridor of Vending Machines and inserts a coin*
#77
D~N
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 11:46 AM
you get a vending machine!
*insert 4 coins*
*insert 4 coins*
#78
Zythe
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 12:18 PM
You get 2 coins!
*hits D~N's machine and gets two coins*
Heehee!
*throws coins at 13*
EAT COINS BITCH!
*inserts MJ's story about lemons*
*hits D~N's machine and gets two coins*
Heehee!
*throws coins at 13*
EAT COINS BITCH!
*inserts MJ's story about lemons*
#79
D~N
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 01:05 PM
you get limes!
insert coin. [**]
insert coin. [**]
#80
Hero of Slime
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Zol
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 07:54 PM
You gat a cola (it's a normal vending machine)
*inserts ore chunk*
*inserts ore chunk*
#81
Vazor
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Pancake Pirate
Posted 27 June 2005 - 10:01 PM
You get raped!
*inserts coin*
*inserts coin*
#82
D~N
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 10:23 PM
you get change for your coin!
*insert coin*
*insert coin*
#83
NightStar
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 11:18 PM
You get Vazor! Lucky you!
*inserts a pancake*
*inserts a pancake*
#84
D~N
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Posted 27 June 2005 - 11:36 PM
you get a waffle!
*insert wooden coin*
*insert wooden coin*
#85
Wolf O'Donnell
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Posted 28 June 2005 - 06:17 AM
You get sawdust.
*inserts a stone coin*
*inserts a stone coin*
#86
D~N
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Posted 28 June 2005 - 09:35 AM
you get crushed gravel!
* insert coin*
* insert coin*
#87
NightStar
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Posted 28 June 2005 - 05:47 PM
You get your coin back.
(the machine is broken from the gravel)
*moves to the next machine*
*inserts a coin*
(the machine is broken from the gravel)
*moves to the next machine*
*inserts a coin*
#88
Zythe
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Posted 28 June 2005 - 05:49 PM
*rolls out of slot*
You get a Zythe!
*inserts Vazor*
You get a Zythe!
*inserts Vazor*
#89
NightStar
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Famicom
Posted 28 June 2005 - 05:51 PM
You get pancakes and syrup!
*inserts bubblegum*
*inserts bubblegum*
#90
Wolf O'Donnell
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Posted 29 June 2005 - 05:57 AM
A bubble is blown out of the machine and you end up trapped inside.
You got a... Bubble Shield!
*inserts ten coins*
You got a... Bubble Shield!
*inserts ten coins*
