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#31 D~N

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 10:36 AM

you got your mom!

*insert credit*

#32 Vazor

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 04:38 PM

You get Herpes Simplex One (oral herpes)!

*inserts coin*

#33 D~N

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 05:19 PM

you got george w. bush

*tries to stick hand up machine by going around the metal blocker*

#34 Vazor

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 06:51 PM

You got arrested! (Little punk)

*inserts coin*

#35 31-Year-Old-From-Georgia

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 06:54 PM

You get a condom! Too bad you'll never be able to use it!

*inserts coin*

#36 D~N

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 06:55 PM

you get a brocken NES system!

*inserts coin*

#37 Vazor

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 07:10 PM

You get a a paperclip!

*inserts coin*

#38 Hana-Nezumi

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 08:22 PM

You get a staple!

*inserts coin*

#39 31-Year-Old-From-Georgia

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 09:01 PM

You get a Torchic!

*insert coin*

#40 Vazor

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 09:04 PM

You got a Dutch man named Bas!

*inserts coin*

#41 Wolf O'Donnell

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 05:18 AM

You get an exact copy of yourself (only covered in maple syrup and armed with a vibrating cucumber).

*inserts a banknote*

#42 Vazor

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 11:16 AM

You get a netgear wireless router! Too bad it's worthless.

*inserts coin*

#43 Fizzbit

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 05:19 PM

You get a can of gourmet caviar!

*inserts rupee*

#44 31-Year-Old-From-Georgia

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 06:01 PM

You got the Hero's Clothes!

*da-da-da-daaaaaa*

*inserts gold coin from the Mario games*

#45 Fizzbit

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 07:42 PM

You get the Metal hat!

*inserts coin*

#46 Zythe

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 07:44 PM

You get to go home.

*inserts big coconut*

#47 Vazor

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 08:53 PM

You get a hula dancer! (lucky bastard)

*inserts coin*

#48 D~N

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:20 PM

you get a capsule....that never opens...you can't get yuor prize!

*insert yen*

#49 Vazor

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:24 PM

You get a samurai!

*inserts coin*

#50 D~N

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:30 PM

you get a yen!

*insert coin*

#51 Vazor

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 09:54 PM

You get a gluestick!

*inserts coin*

#52 D~N

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 10:04 PM

you get a prize!

*insert coin*

#53 Vazor

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 10:21 PM

You get killed!

*inserts coin*

#54 Zythe

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 08:14 AM

You get the dorms opened up!

*inserts Goth Krby*

#55 D~N

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 10:34 AM

you get nothing because he doesn't fit!

*insert acorn*

#56 31-Year-Old-From-Georgia

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 12:10 PM

You get an early death because the acorn causes the machine to explode!

*Once again goes to the machine next to it and inserts coin*

#57 Zythe

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 12:16 PM

You get a coin.

*inserts 13-Year-Old*

#58 31-Year-Old-From-Georgia

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 12:24 PM

You get me coming out of the machine, and I hit you witht toast's piko-piko hammer.

*inserts Zythe's left arm*

#59 Zythe

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 12:28 PM

You get a shapeshifting arm wrap around your neck, choke you to death.

*inserts coin*

#60 31-Year-Old-From-Georgia

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 12:49 PM

You get caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on you.

Hehe.

*writes "snu snu" on a piece of paper and inserts it into the machine*




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