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[SOAP]

Oh please don't...

What if Dave Chappell were white?

[Billy Goat]

Then he would not be funny.

What if I quit ROTC?

[SOAP]

Then you wouldn't be sexy no mo'!

What if I was straight?

[Billy Goat]

Then you would not be as cool!


What if my pet bird died?

[SOAP]

Then I'd buy you another one just so you wouldn't have to be sad.

What if Reggaeton was never invented?

[Billy Goat]

Then mexicans would have no music in America ( no offense to anyone).


What if I got married right now?

[SOAP]

I'd have a husband! Whoops! Too forward...

What if everyone were sane?

[Billy Goat]

Then I would go 'insane'


What if Zelda was my sister?

[SOAP]

Then I'd be straight.

What if all all thesese hypothetical situations actually took place in many different alternate realities?

[NightStar]

Then we'd all be happy, right?


What if I was to hook up with a member of LA?

[SOAP]

That person would only be me... since I'm the only one who lives closest to you, of course.

What if I drank hot coffe and I decided to drink something really cold immediately afterwards? (double points for anyone who gets that reference!)

[NightStar]

Then you AND the other person would be really happy. If we're on the same page


What if I had never been adopted?

[dentaiko]

I would've found you anyway.

What if people started wearing underwear on the outside?

[Billy Goat]

Then boxers would be out of style.

What if I lost a leg in war?

[Stew]

Then you'd be down to two. Tough break.


What if there were only three days left before the Earth exploded?

[NightStar]

Then I'd have to move to Austrailia right now.

What if I DID move to Austrailia?

[Nevermind]

I'd have one less reason to travel XD



What if I had been born a girl? o.o

[Bond Extreme]

Then you wouldn't have hairy legs.

What if I wasn't a James Bond guy?

[Billy Goat]

Then James Bond would have one less fan.


What if shoes were never invented?

[D~N]

hobbits would celebrate!

what if LOTR was sucky?

[Vazor]

Then people would stop doing the whole "OMG! LoRD of teh R1NG5 1Z Teh aWsum!!!!1"

What if you ate babies?

[Billy Goat]

Then babies would be considered a delicacy.

What if pancakes were made from hair?

[SOAP]

Then Vazor wouldn't be delicious.

What if Fyxe got me pregnant?

[dentaiko]

Then you'd...oh, forget it.

What if I moved to Texas?

[NightStar]

Then I'd be the happiest Texan in the whole state!


What if I decided not to finish college?

[Nevermind]

Then you might have a heap of other options open up to you, and get to do really cool stuff like me.


What if I actually DID kill dentaiko?

[NightStar]

Then I'd have one less Aussie guy to love.... actually two because you might go to jail for murder, Laz. Then we'd all be at a loss.

What if I had never found Legends Alliance?

[dentaiko]

EDIT: By the time I'd replied to Laz, NS snuck in before me!
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Then you would probably have never met most, if not all, of us here.

What if Laz flew over to Perth and we went on the biggest bender ever?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Then that would be the happiest day of your life.

What if a leprachan ate your breakfast?

[Ace_of_Spades]

Then I'd be having leprachan oatmeal.

What if you were born with gills?