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[Vazor]

Then he'd make a better one.

What if the new Pokemon games were actually as good as the originals?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then every teenager that liked Pokemon when they were a kid because of the hype would say "OMG! PKMN is t3h stoopid! haha!"

What if Pokemon were popular today?

[D~N]

then I'd play it, naturaly.
(i did mean free, vazor)
what if i looked over my post before posting it?

[Vazor]

Then I wouldn't be able to make fun of your typos.

What if I had more human emotions?

[D~N]

you couldn't because your a pancake, duh!

what if we were ALL pancakes???

[Vazor]

Then I wouldn't be as special.

What if shoes were made of spam?

[Hana-Nezumi]

Then I wouldn't wear any.

What if there was no internet?

[Vazor]

Then none of us would have anything to do with our poor pathetic lives, and the suicide rate would skyrocket.

[D~N]

what if vazor remembered the second part of his post?

[Vazor]

Then he wouldn't be as quirky and loveable!

What if space aliens ruled the earth and dogs had people for pets?

[D~N]

then husky would be king!

what if i was king?!

[Vazor]

Then Elvis would be out of a job.

What if AIM made less annoying sounds.

[D~N]

then it would lose me as a customer.

what if pancakes were beter than waffles?

[NightStar]

Then Vazor would have been right all along.


What if you made something no one had ever thought to make?

[D~N]

then i'd be an inventor, something i've always wanted to be
EDIT:
what if i remembered this part of the post?

[Vazor]

Then you wouldn't be coming to the Vazor side of the force.

What if Luke had decided to join Vader in the OT?

[ESK]

Then Return of the Jedi would have been a lot different, but we'd have still seen Leia in that bikini.

What if i got to meet Leia while she was in that bikini?

[The Kremling]

Then I would have to smack you.

What if the majority of the doctors in the world commited suicide?

[Vazor]

Then Batman's annoying neighbor, Cancerman, would be really psyched.

What if pimples were really made of gold and came from a far and distant planet where glue sticks were the main source of revenue for a government whose communist economy had long since ceased to sustain the needs of the three-headed ugly people of the planet who really needed new haircuts because their barber went on vacation to the Paradise Nebula which is really nice this time of year, unless you're visting Bermudos Delta, in which case you'll probably find too many tourists that carry around those boogy boards that seem to be loved by all those crazy kids?

[ESK]

Then I'd need to ask what you'd been smoking!


What if this thread dies?

[Vazor]

Then you die with it! *straps Batch to the thread*

What if the cops find out what I just did?

[Billy Goat]

Then you'll make tons of friends in jail.



What if there was no syrup for pancakes in the world?

[Vazor]

Then I would shrivel up.

What if I had more energy right now?

[SOAP]

Then we'd have very dry pancakes.

What if could remember what i was going to ask?

Edit: I'm not changing my answer.

[Billy Goat]

Then I'd be answering a different question.


What if Luigi took Peach from Mario?

[Vazor]

Then you'd probably still answer the wrong question in the first part of your post.

What if I had two arms?

[Billy Goat]

Then you type a lot faster.

What if I was taller?

[Vazor]

Then I would seem shorter in comparison.

What if there were no such things as hypothetical situations?

[SOAP]

Then I'd be answering a different question.


What if Luigi took Peach from Mario?

Hey! That's my ma!

Then watermelon.

What if 2+2 equaled chair?

[Billy Goat]

Then the number 4 would be useless.


What if I grew an afro?