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[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it involves cloning and you end up with a legal and metaphysical conundrum that gives you a blazing headache.

I wish for Koridai to fall! Mwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

[Ember]

granted, but you forget that autumn feels nice after all that heat.

I wish LA wasn't so dead at the time I get on.

Edited by Ember, 30 September 2009 - 03:48 PM.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, now LA is undead and is after your brains

I wish for birthday cake.

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 01 October 2009 - 01:12 PM.

[Ember]

granted, but it's not your birthday, so you can't have any.

I wish I could teleport.

[CID Farwin]

Granted, but you wind up with Kirk's ears.

I wish I had a new computer.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, it's a new ZX Spectrum 2009, designed to emulate the old ZX Spectrum in every way.

I wish for French onion soup.

[CID Farwin]

Granted, but they ran out of onions, sorry.

I wish for the triumph of Calatia!

[Ember]

granted, but all you triumph over is the debate on who gets the toaster.

I wish I could stay in both dorms.

[CID Farwin]

granted, but now you're locked in.

And yeah! WE GET THE TOASTER!

I wish I had some bread.

[Ember]

granted, but you can't eat it: ha!

I wish for water that won't kill me.

Edited by Ember, 07 October 2009 - 05:51 PM.

[CID Farwin]

granted, but you can't drink it. ha ha!

I wish there was something good on TV.

[Sir Turtlelot]

Granted, but your T.V. broke.

I wish for something to explode.

Edited by Sir Turtlelot, 07 October 2009 - 07:56 PM.

[CID Farwin]

Granted, It's your computer.

I wish it was Friday.

[Sir Turtlelot]

Granted, but you broke the space time continuum, and now everything ceases to exist.

Well, now I don't have to worry about my damned essay, yay!

I wish that the world would reverse it's rotation.

[CID Farwin]

Granted, but now we all fly off.

I wish to rule the world!

[Sir Turtlelot]

Granted, but right after you take power, the people overthrow you.

I wish I could fly.

[Ember]

granted, but you can't stop, and eventually end up puking.

I wish I didn't have to go to school in five minutes.

[Jinx]

Granted, but now your snowed in with no electricity and nothing to do to pass the time.

I wish I could read minds.

[Ember]

Granted, but you don't have a choice as to whose mind you're reading. You can get some pretty creepy impressions that way. . .

I wish the power wouldn't go out ever five minutes.

[Jinx]

Granted, but it doesn't come back on at all.

I wish I remembered what my next assignment was in this damn game.

[Ember]

granted, but now that's the only thing you remember

I wish LA was more active whenever I'm on.

[Jinx]

Granted, but the only topics posted are ones that don't interest you

I wish my friends didn't live so far away

[Ember]

granted, but now they're so close they drive you crazy

I wish she would just hurry and get back to me with an answer

[Jinx]

Granted, but what she says is not what you expected at all

I wish the weather would improve so it would be easier to travel around...

[CID Farwin]

Granted, but now the weather's so good you don't want to go anywhere.

I wish I could remember what I was going to do today.

[Moriatti]

Granted but OH GOD WHY CAN'T YOU FORGET THAT YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?!

I wish shaving wasn't so much of a pain.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but now brushing your teeth is pure agony.

I wish I had the ability to travel through time.

[CID Farwin]

Granted, you now travel backwards in time at the same rate the rest of us travel forward.

I wish I had something to do.

[Jinx]

Granted, but now your frantically running around with too much to do.

I wish for a good nights sleep...

[CID Farwin]

Granted, but now you won't wake up for a thousand years.

I wish I had lots of money.