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[Crimson Lego]

Granted, but they're weird-looking F's that really seem like R's.



I wish I didn't have a vectors test tomorrow.

[Kisseena]

Granted, but instead you have a giant trigonometry/calculus/science mathematics exam tomorrow.

I wish this semester was over.

[Crimson Lego]

Granted, but the second one started 5 minutes ago.


I wish I could do a barrel roll.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Let me de-limb ya fully and you can!

I wish I was as sexy as Leo!

[Keen]

Granted, but you become trapped watching yourself in a mirror until you fade away.

I wish I could get all my nutrition in the exactly optimally healthy amount from ten seconds or more of sunlight per day.

[Mystic Kitsune]

I don't want to corrupt that wish, because it's so awesome D:

 

But uh you become a super plant...and are eaten by a swarm of bugs that need you and that converted energy for nutrition!

 

I wish I didn't have to corrupt the above wish.

[Keen]

Granted, but you choose to do it anyway.

I wish I had a friendly genie instead of all these corrupt wishes.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Your friendly genie gets stolen and held for ransom by other nasty meanie genies.

 

I wish I had an adorable over-sized sweater.

[Keen]

Granted, but it actually sweats.

I wish I could get that image out of my mind.

[Mystic Kitsune]

You forget and can never understand sweat in any sense of the word now!

 

I wish that there was never a need for sustenance!

[Keen]

Granted, but all life ceases to exist.

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, it makes me wish it would!

 

I wish it would get corrupted!

[Keen]

Granted, but only in an alternate reality which you can never observe.

I wish I could observe alternate realities whenever I like.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you become so apathetic to any one dimension's affairs that you sort of just drift away!

 

I wish more stories were based on stable time loop theory!

[Keen]

Granted, but you get it in the form of Harry Potter fanfic.

I wish I could read the complete version of any story I start, regardless of whether it's all written yet or ever will be.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you get the ending you didn't want (I so wish that too XD)

 

I wish people wouldn't drag on stories to milk them.

[Keen]

Granted, so they drag them on just to annoy readers instead.

I wish this were the optimal wish.

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get disappointed!

 

I wish disappointment was awesome.

[Keen]

Granted, but the awe goes hand-in-hand with despair.

I wish that the desperate urge to protect could unlock actual helpful super powers.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but now you're stuck in a shounen anime!

 

I wish for the 4th dimension!

[Keen]

Granted, but it houses ancient horrors from beyond the pale.

I wish we could stop them.

[Mystic Kitsune]

We do, but then life is boring!

 

I wish life was fun.

[Keen]

Granted, but the emphasis is on "was".

I wish life would always be fun.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Fun is now boring!

 

I wish the extraordinary was superordinary!

[Keen]

Okay, but there's no longer time for ordinary things like hygiene and sleep, so everyone gets gross and crazy.

I wish sleep and hygiene were unnecessary.

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get a reality check!

 

I wish reality would give me cash instead!

[FalconZero]

Granted, but it turns out the cash were all counterfeit and you'd get arrested if found out using it.

 

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.