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[Keen]

I slice you into one-third and two-thirds. You never see a nice uneven cut anymore, you know what I mean?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Cuts ^ at an angle of 1.43sin35

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I kill you with a zero

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 17 May 2007 - 04:24 AM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^divided by zero.

[Keen]

I will repeatedly substract dQ from you, keeping you in equilibrium until you die.

Cuts ^ at an angle of 1.43sin35

Eh? That's no angle, unless you mean to use the dimensionless radians.... Well, okay.

[Ninjagal]

cuts ^ at a 10 degree angle.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Eh? That's no angle, unless you mean to use the dimensionless radians.... Well, okay.

Exactly. I can't wield a sword online. ^^

^just dies...as a result of the illogic of 1.43sin35

[Keen]

I expose you to...

excessive torque.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^killed by a fanatic of lollypops.

[Keen]

*Barbed wired minefield.*

[Mystic Kitsune]

^is thrown in vietnam.

[Keen]

*Reactivates trash compactors on the detention level.*

[Mystic Kitsune]

^was a Jedi during Order 66

[Lagelace]

^ *starves while glued to top of own roof*

Edited by Lagelace, 20 May 2007 - 01:36 PM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^is in that fire in the avatar

[Lagelace]

^Killed by sepiroth

So you CAN see it

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Killed by Cloud

[Keen]

Stabtacular!

[Lagelace]

^ You don't know how you were killed

[Mystic Kitsune]

^became a heretic

[Keen]

Slip and slide trap.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Slip while setting up your slip and slide trap.

Edited by Captain Jack Sparrow, 20 May 2007 - 04:53 PM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^became a furry.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I kill you with Zanzibar

[Mystic Kitsune]

^stuffed with Sushi

[Keen]

Fibrillated!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I stab you with Link

[Mystic Kitsune]

^stabbed by chain

[SL the Pyro]

^ stabbed by a flat-screen TV

[Lagelace]

^ Killed by his alarm clock that didn't want to wake up