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[Keen]

I hunt down everyone who's ever cared about you....




















































We throw a surprise party and you're so surprised your organs burst. Luckily, I had already hired a funeral caterer....

[Ribbon]

I hit enter on my keyboard until you die.

EDIT:

You've been ENTERED! *evil laugh*

Edited by Freya, 05 February 2007 - 02:29 PM.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I send the Phantasy Star Online Section ID guide at you and the information is so confusing, your head explodes

[Keen]

I teach you an insane enthusiasm for OpenGL, and you spend the rest of your life writing software. Good as dead.

[Fara Moon]

I kill you as Inuyasha.

(Thats what I get for taking the personality quiz.) *sigh*

[SL the Pyro]

I fall on you from an airship that is almost in space. (I probably died doing it. ;_

[Fara Moon]

Ok you fall out of space onto my aircraft the force of the crash kills you and you are given a lovely coffin.

[Keen]

I secretly stuff you into Shadow_Link's coffin before nailing it shut and burying it.

[Fara Moon]

I use a fairy on SL, and me and him kill you with two evil ways.

(Mine is death by Cuccos)

(His I do not know.)

[Gabe Puratekuta]

(probably with bombs)



I cast Razonde on you until you stop breathing

[Fara Moon]

I kill you by making you have to solve an Eternaty Code.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I kill you by making you have to solve an Eternaty Code.

*gasps*Not the Eternity Code!!!



I upsh you onto *dun dun DUUUUUUUUN* the Comfy Chair!!!

[Fara Moon]

I give you your favorite ice creme, movies, and video games you want. (You die happy.)

(Thanks for the chair.)

[Keen]

I destroy everything.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I recreate everything... You unfortunately, end up in the middle of a concrete pillar and thus die.

[Fara Moon]

I kill you with your siggy.

[Keen]

Fire fighters kill you for their two-letter moniker. (I send them to you when they come to the Fort.)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I bludgeon you to death with wallpaper.

[Fara Moon]

I gag you with the master sword.

[Mystic Kitsune]

I slice you into pieces for being in FF.

[Fara Moon]

I kill you with a cannon loaded with fairydust, gunpower, and one big cannon ball.

Fire!!!
Link: Good aim.

[Mystic Kitsune]

How would fairy dust kill me? o.o

^sneezes from the fairy dust and causes her lungs to go flying out

[Keen]

*Random explosion.*

[Fara Moon]

How would fairy dust kill me? o.o

^sneezes from the fairy dust and causes her lungs to go flying out

(It makes the enchanted cannon ball hit its mark.)

*Shoots one at ^)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I listen you to death.

[Fara Moon]

I ignore you to death.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

I cuddle you to death.

[Fara Moon]

I purr you to death.

[SL the Pyro]

I beat you with frying pans to death.

I use a fairy on SL, and me and him kill you with two evil ways.

(Mine is death by Cuccos)

(His I do not know.)

(I shove one of my wedding-gift Bombchus (activating the timer first, of course) down his throat. I can't thank you enough for those. )

[Keen]

Being a master fire-eater, I gulp down your explosive device and blast you with fire from my various orifices.