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[Mystic Kitsune]

No more sits ^^; please? ^^

o.o *slaughters gabe*

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I put on a succubus costume and seduce you to jump into a pool of acid

[SL the Pyro]

^ I throw you through a fiberglass window; the intense itching forces you into a fatal heart attack.

[Mystic Kitsune]

I cannot be seduced! Im the one whos supposed to be seducing ^^

...dammit I suck at my job.

Steals ^'s soul

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I blow up your house

[Mystic Kitsune]

Impales ^ with stripper's pole

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I assault you by juggling 4 giant hammes and a lunch tray

[Keen]

I raise all hell, then drop it on you.

[Fara Moon]

(So you want to play it that way?)

I make heaven fall on ^.

[SL the Pyro]

I throw the Earth at you (what? it was the only one left).

[Keen]

I fling Venus at your head. Last one, eh?

[Ribbon]

I infect you with the worst case of tummy ache ever that you end up jumping off the tallest building in the world.

[Keen]

Martian Clobber

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I stub you to death. Yes, stub... not stab.

[Firelord-Link]

I bring forth...a BIG PIG!

[SL the Pyro]

^ You get blown up by an exploding old lady.

Impales ^ with stripper's pole

Wahahah! That reminded me of one of my friends on natenation forums; she loved impaling people with a spiked pole... ahh, funny.

Edited by Shadow_Link, 23 January 2007 - 08:36 AM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^impales ^ with spiked pole

Wahahah! That reminded me of one of my friends on natenation forums; she loved impaling people with a spiked pole... ahh, funny.

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt

[Firelord-Link]

Impales ^ with totempole

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I call a guy to throw his dirty sock at you. It hits your face and the smell is so strong, that it shuts down your central nervous system

[Firelord-Link]

I call a Hellhound, which chases you for eternity, and you get very tired . Then you trip over a stone, and the landing kills you...

[Keen]

You fall off a cliff when you realize, much too late, that you've run over the edge. (Also, it's my cliff.)

Edited by Lord Toran, 23 January 2007 - 11:23 AM.

[Firelord-Link]

You folow me, but like in a cartoon, you don't fall, until you realize you have passed the edge. The problem is, you already reached the Mount Everest, so you can't fall down...


But there is almost no air there, so you still die...

[Keen]

I kill you with nonsense, which is also cliche.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Is cliffhung.

[Keen]

Smiles to death, thanks to some borrowed Smilex and a well placed trap.

[SL the Pyro]

I throw you into a giant slot machine and tape you to one of the rollers; you get flattened out by it.

[Firelord-Link]

I put you in a copying machine, but you and your copy attack each other, and since they attack exactly the same, they kill each other at the same time...

[Mystic Kitsune]

Dennis nedry eats ^

[Firelord-Link]

You get killed by Satan, because you were a bad person. You killed me and other people...

[Mystic Kitsune]

Satan throws me out onto ^ because he couldn't take it anymore