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[Mystic Kitsune]

Snuggles you to death.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Shmexes you to death.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I beat you to death with lame jokes and pick-up lines

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I... shoot you.

(Yeah, very traditional and normal).

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I send a bunch of rabid penguins into your sock drawer

[Splash]

I make you drink soda with Pop Rocks and cyanide.

[Mystic Kitsune]

I beat you down with a trash can while wearing a "Bauli Il Pandoro Di Verona" bucket on my head.

[Keen]

I kill your parents before you're born.

[Fara Moon]

I run you over with a subpartical. (Go smaller then that and I'll give you a cookie.)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I decide not to, take the cookie and slice your head off with it.

[SL the Pyro]

I run you over with a pixel and then take the cookie. *munch, munch* (Is that smaller? I can't tell.)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

A pixel is not smaller than a subparticle. That knowledge kills you.

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 16 January 2007 - 11:17 AM.

[Keen]

I run you over with a subpartical. (Go smaller then that and I'll give you a cookie.)

Particles have no size, and thus nothing can be smaller than they are. But for the sake of arguement, I run you over with a subsubparticle. Gimme cookie.

[SL the Pyro]

You'll have to get it out of my stomach. Pity since I killed by you running you over with a subsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubparticle.

Edited by Dark Link, 16 January 2007 - 12:48 PM.

[Keen]

Actually, I came prepared for that eventuality. I run you over with a (sub)^(1/0)particle.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I squash you flat with an elephant.

[SL the Pyro]

I run you down with the Marauder vehicle from Midnight Club.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^is run over by James Bond

[SL the Pyro]

I beat you with air.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I impale you on a banana.

[SL the Pyro]

I call Fox to shoot you down.

[Keen]

I destroy you by completing a physical proof that shows that you can't exist.

Edited by Lord Toran, 17 January 2007 - 03:57 PM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^gets killed by his fear of being controlled by LA

[Keen]

Gets killed by my 1800th or so post.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^gets killed by a smiley

[Keen]

This is why I don't use them.... I kill you with unreliable technology.

[Fara Moon]

I kill you with reliable smileys.

[Hylian]

I kill you with the most powerfull ToS move: get ready, Atlas!

[Fara Moon]

^ I kill you with Bush

[Mystic Kitsune]

I kill you with your usage of

...white letters which I waste valuabe time highlighting. Now highlight this mwahahha